*Entry for Ninapolitan's D.I.L.F. Contest*  Alice and Bella are best friends.  Jasper is Alice's hot dad, who Bella has been lusting over since high school.  Now that Bella is all grown up and newly divorced, Alice decides it time for a little experiment.  J/B pairing.  AU/AH.  Lemon.

Summary: A light-hearted crossover exploring the possibilities of Bella encountering a strange blue phone box on her way to go cliff-diving. [Doctor Who crossover - 10th Doctor]

"I've been chasing Edward Cullen since I was four years old and in all those years, it always felt farfetched. A dream that will never come true." Bella Swan has loved Edward since both were kids. She endlessly pursues Edward even when there is no hope. But when her dream comes true, her heart gets broken. Someday, they will find their way back again.

When the Cullens moved in next door, I knew Alice and I were long lost sisters, but Edward was no where near a brother to me. Between hair pulls, teasing nick names, and Saturday night sleepovers, we spend our early teens growing into best friends and secrets. What will Alice think when she finds out Edward and I have been sneaking more than glances since we were 13? Eventual LEMONS

A stranger, a blank book and Audrey has found herself in the world of Twilight with a new past. Will Audrey's presence change the story? As days end, pages are written and Audrey discovers that her days within Forks and with Edward are numbered. Follow latest updates on fanfiction.net.

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My tattered heart will mend

If and when we love again

Bella decides against cliff-diving, causing the Cullens to continue their life away from her. But how long is Victoria willing to wait before she seeks her revenge? And how can the Cullens protect her without hurting her again?

The holidays have arrived, and at Empire State Acadmey, a school-wide Secret Santa has everyone excited for the holidays. Will Bella and Edward finally have a chance to make sparks fly, or will the mystery of the game keep them in suspense until after the break?

PG-13 for possible language

Alice thought Jasper was her soulmate. However, when she begins to have visions of a new human boy attending Forks High School, she must question everything she knew to be true. Starts off BellaxOC but will become AlicexOC. WARNING: Rated NC-17 for BDSM themes and sex scenes.

“Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you; you gotta find the ones worth suffering for.”– Bob Marley

This story starts right where New Moon left off.

Edward has just proposed and Bella can’t seem to give him a straight answer. She just got back from Italy and is grounded until for-ev-er! Jacob isn’t talking to her and to top it off Charlie and Renée decide to come clean about a huge secret they’ve been harboring.

Can Bella deal with this new information, without her best friend? Can she embrace a past she never knew existed?

As Bella comes to terms with this new revelation and all it entails, Victoria runs rampant with her newborn army in Seattle.

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Summary:  Leah has gotten past the pain of Sam imprinting on her cousin, but she still keeps a wall around her heart.  Can she let go of the pain, and let love in?  Jacob finally finds love, but can he find the courage to tell her about his wolf.  Meanwhile, a new enemy builds strength in the south, threatening to destroy everything and everyone they hold dear. 

Two warring clans in the Scottish highlands.

Two Lairds weary of the fight.

Both men tired of loss, and tired of death.

A peace must be managed if both clans are to survive.

To make the peace a lasting one both men will offer their greatest treasures. William Black's only son, Jacob, has fought the Cullen's his entire life. He has lost kith and kin to the swords of his enemy, and now he has lost his laird. War with the Cullens had taken his father's legs, and has made William Black seek peace, by any needs necessary.

Jacob accompanies his father into the den of the enemy. He listens to these two giants bargain and barter themselves into an agreement. It gauls him to his very core to think that anything should be lost to the Cullens. Then he hears Cullens final offer.

Renesmee Cullen is the daughter of the laird. She has trained along side her brother and her father's men and is as good a swordsmen as any of them. She has longed to join the fight against their enemy for years. Now she is of age, but as a woman her fate rests in the hands of men.

When the two lairds agree to a marriage between their offspring they are resting the fate of two clans on the heads of two of the most stubborn people they have ever known.

Can Jacob tame the hellcat he is forced to wed? Can Nessie break the heart of the fierce wolf who holds her reins? Or is the heat they generate between them too bright and too hot to do anything but consume them?

A virus sweeps over the earth, killing man and man's best friend. For the few survivors, the nightmare is just beginning. Who set the virus free, and how far will the remains of the government go to find a cure? An innocent girl, a fiercely loyal dog, a jaded man with a past. Can they survive this new world and its secrets? E/B, AH

**NOTE: I've been unable to update any of my stories on this site for the past several months.  I'm currently up to chapter 39.  All my stories can be read at fanfiction.net under the pen name saritadreaming. Thank you!

I'm eternally grateful for my lovely prereaders, Keye, Sandy, and Aleea, and my awesome beta, SassySue (chayasara).

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“The sexiest parts of me? My brain, my spine, and my guts.”

She’s realistic with a distaste for fake. He’s a plastic surgeon with a career of fake. Their worlds collide. So do their personalities and their opinions. But they soon find their views changing. Could they ever be more than just a clashing couple?