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Reviewer: frumpy-v (Signed) · Date: October 19, 2008 12:16 PM · On: Phase Three

Aww I feel bad for Edward's blue balls and therapist-penis :) Will the therapist get some anytime soon?

Reviewer: Cullen-rated (Signed) · Date: October 18, 2008 06:19 PM · On: Phase Three

OMG!!! LOL!!! SO funny! Just LOVE all the hilarius "cock" comments! =) LOL!!

Reviewer: kelseymarie33 (Signed) · Date: October 16, 2008 03:05 PM · On: Phase Three

AHH! Please update. Lol. That was absofuckinglutely amazing! Thanks soo much for this wonderful story~!!!!

Reviewer: Jencrane (Signed) · Date: October 14, 2008 04:20 AM · On: Phase Three

More, more, more! Very funny.

Reviewer: vampirebyheart (Signed) · Date: October 13, 2008 05:10 PM · On: Phase Three

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jessica is in on it!!!:)

MORE MORE MORE 

edward needs to get what is fucking coming to him and i want to see (read) it happen

write as fast as you can then find a sexy bastered an fuck him senceless

I LOVE EDWARD SEX STORYS

Reviewer: Elizabeth (Signed) · Date: October 13, 2008 04:06 PM · On: Phase Three

i love the penis convos they are funny as hell. update soon please

Reviewer: mistydawn (Signed) · Date: October 12, 2008 08:49 PM · On: Phase Three

oh my, lol...the penis monologues are h-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s.  *dabbing tears away*  I am so enjoying this story, even if Edward is a massive prick.  I'll be waiting for the next chapter.

Reviewer: bbtasha (Signed) · Date: October 12, 2008 06:50 PM · On: Phase Three

I loved this chapter!!! Eek!!

Reviewer: Belladonna75 (Signed) · Date: October 12, 2008 01:34 PM · On: Phase Three

LOL  Edward's penis is fucking hilarious!  Loved the update!

Reviewer: Vullen (Signed) · Date: October 12, 2008 12:58 PM · On: Phase Three

Yum.

Reviewer: Matahari (Signed) · Date: October 12, 2008 11:49 AM · On: Phase Three

I just had to review after your last comment. ;) Keep up the good work... I wonder what will happen next between the two of them. Are expressions of hate generally a turn-on? 

Reviewer: starshinedown (Signed) · Date: October 12, 2008 11:11 AM · On: Phase Three

Fun times! Bitch slapping is always a good addition to a story. :D

Reviewer: JustHereToReview (Signed) · Date: October 12, 2008 09:53 AM · On: Phase Three

Wonderful chapter! But I'm confused, was the whole scene with Jessica planned by Alice or was Bella not to defend Edward? urgh... But I still love the story!

Author's Response: It was all Alice. She's a sneaky one... Bella defending Edward was all done on Bella's own account though. :) Hope that helps.

Reviewer: kARLOTITA09 (Signed) · Date: October 12, 2008 09:13 AM · On: Phase Three

Edward's penis works very very hard... oh the poor dear!! I do hope he does get some! jeje *grins evily*

 

If you want to co-write something I'm also looking for more ideas :D PM me if your interested :D 

Reviewer: Jennmc (Signed) · Date: October 12, 2008 03:20 AM · On: Phase Three

Little Eddie is the best part of this whole story.  You had me in tears from laughing so hard at this chapter.  Inner Bella has her moments too.

Reviewer: limona (Signed) · Date: October 12, 2008 02:20 AM · On: Phase Three

Edward's inner monologues are so funny!

Loved Bella smacking Jessica. 

This is definitely one of the more unique fics I have read-- I like it. 

Reviewer: KittyPawz745 (Signed) · Date: October 11, 2008 09:19 PM · On: Phase Three

Never thought I'd say this but....

I am a fan of Edward's penis!

There. I said it....HEHEHEHEHEHE!

Can't wait to read the next chapter.

P.S. You're awesome!

 

Reviewer: everwondering (Signed) · Date: October 11, 2008 08:30 PM · On: Phase Three

Did you say Edward's penis?
<grins stupidly>
<faints>

Reviewer: snoodles (Signed) · Date: October 11, 2008 07:27 PM · On: Phase Three

Must say that I can't wait for the day that Edward marks his territory. That has got to the best part in your story. Well,Bella bitch slapping Jessica was a very close second. HURRY with an update

Reviewer: InLustWithEC (Signed) · Date: October 11, 2008 06:15 PM · On: Phase Three

I am definitely lovin the penis thoughts :)

Yet again youmake me laugh out loud.

Hurry and update again!

Reviewer: ahnyx (Signed) · Date: October 11, 2008 05:42 PM · On: Phase Three

Loved it!!! Alice is so sneaky!

Reviewer: InnerAnomaly (Signed) · Date: October 11, 2008 05:37 PM · On: Phase Three

Nice!  Very nice!!  I have to say, I absolutely love the conversations with his therapenis... They're just great! 

*fainted  has to be the best line in this chapter... lol... I was giggling throughout the whole thing, but that just had me in stitches... keep it up! :)

Reviewer: movieandbookgirl (Signed) · Date: October 11, 2008 05:20 PM · On: Phase Three

HAHAHA. Edward's little head was cracking me up. I need to hear more of him... that just sounds crazy... lol. Lovin' phase two, looking forward to phase 3... which i guess will be titled phase 4... ;)

Author's Response: :) Thanks for the wonderful review. Plently of Edward/Penis time in the next phase. Promise.

Reviewer: Twilightlvr (Signed) · Date: October 11, 2008 05:09 PM · On: Phase Three

Oh poor Edward, having to talk to his penis again!  That is just too funny!  Liked how Bella slapped Jessica.  Can't wait for your next update!



Author's Response: Soon! I'm working on Phase Four as-we-speak. Thanks for the love!

Reviewer: Capricorn75 (Signed) · Date: October 11, 2008 05:00 PM · On: Phase Three

I am getting the biggest kick out of this story!

Author's Response: Yay! I'm so glad... thanks so much for reading!

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