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Reviewer: BookWormGirl93 (Signed) · Date: September 21, 2014 12:00 PM · On: The Bride of Edward Cullen
That was horrible. I don't even know how I read all of it. That was incredibly sad and depressing. Sure it took a great imagination and I praise you for that, but wow that was sad...
Reviewer: Dragon81 (Signed) · Date: September 06, 2011 07:04 PM · On: The Bride of Edward Cullen
I just finished this story and wow!
I love the idea of Bella going batshit from all the sexual frustration Edward forced her to put up with.
I love that the revenge she gets on them isn't death but taking what's most important from them.
I think you have just made Darkella one of my favorite characters, especially when people seem to be afraid of making her that way.
Reviewer: sunnygal (Signed) · Date: February 16, 2011 11:34 AM · On: The Bride of Edward Cullen
I sincerely hope you really like your day job! This fiction was so ill conceived it is clearly the work of a incapable, immature writer. The content is troubling - have you considered seeking help from the mental health system? If not I sincerely hope you do. I don't mind violence or even AU fiction however this plotless fiction is so out of context with both the Meyer books and lacks development making it difficult to read. Truly, the only reason I finished reading was I thought that there was a twist at the end that would tie the non-sense together. My best advice is to take up another hobby than writing or to sign up for a creative writing class once you've progressed in therapy.
A final note - Betas... Although this is a volunteer position, I strongly encourage you to take a closer look at the deeeply disturbing subject matter (and lack of skill/lack) within and re-classify this more appropriately or better yet remove this story and author from your forum.
Author's Response: How delightful! You caught me just at the right moment--here I was, jauntily cauterizering Carlisle...but no. NO no. I have seen the light imbued from your caution.
Sincerely, I will take your words to my devious heart, my dear. I will make of your remarks many multitudes of plesaant platitudes.
I shall soooo endeavor to re-write Twilight in just the 'most benign light' so as not to harm one's indescribably immature machinations.
I will, I swear it.
A final note: Your caution against The Bride to The PTB? Well, love, my cohort is one of the uber -betas ;).
Laughs are on us...go on...take that sour lemon outta your pristine mouth. And do be sure to drizzle your exquisite nonsense all around.
I know Carnal Knowledge will be right up your super-tight canon alley. Take care...oh! And Happy late V-day!
Ta,
GM~
Awesome!
Reviewer: SugarPow (Signed) · Date: January 08, 2011 12:29 PM · On: The Bride of Edward Cullen
One of the most funny and entertaining stories I've read in a long time. I love It!
Author's Response: Well thanks very much! In spite of (or because of) the really comically vile nature of it, we had a fantastic time writing it.
Rie (goldenmeadow)~
Reviewer: sphinx (Signed) · Date: July 09, 2010 05:27 AM · On: The Bride of Edward Cullen
i enjoyed reading your story, but why are you hating on Edward and the Cullens.
Reviewer: CatWhit (Signed) · Date: June 24, 2010 01:41 PM · On: The Bride of Edward Cullen
Uhm... O M G. I never would have expected something so blood curdling dark from my fav author Blondie!!! Who would have thought such violent energy could exist in a person who can write the tenderest of love?
Very good for an alternate universe story. Not my type of thing, but well written regardless.
Reviewer: btvsna (Signed) · Date: March 19, 2010 04:16 PM · On: The Bride of Edward Cullen
Holy crap! Wow, that was just...wow. Couldn't she some how have someone tear her hymen out, then burn it? Hmm...
Reviewer: scottlee (Signed) · Date: March 03, 2010 11:22 AM · On: The Bride of Edward Cullen
Nothing profound but I'm smiling.
Author's Response: That works for me!
Ta,
Rie (gm)~
Reviewer: nofreakyvirgoshere (Signed) · Date: January 29, 2010 08:39 PM · On: The Bride of Edward Cullen
Ha, Ha! That was sick, twisted, wierd , and demented and I loved every minute of it LOL. I like the dark bella. Brilliant writing!
Author's Response: Thanks so very much! We had a fantastic time creating The Bride :).
goldenmeadow~
Reviewer: lonewolfskid (Signed) · Date: January 20, 2010 05:55 PM · On: The Bride of Edward Cullen
that was.................fuckawesome! The idea that she could remain a forever virgin never even crossed my mind. Holy hell that would suck. I have to say that whilst reading the twilight series I was often enveloped in irritation with the always c-blocking Edward. I get the reasoning. I do. But hells bells boy, the girl needs a little something to get by. fun stuff ladies.
Author's Response: So many smiles, bb!
Thank you! That review just plastered an untimely grin on the Bride's eerie face.
*mwah*
Rie (gm)~
Reviewer: Dydyme (Signed) · Date: January 13, 2010 02:56 AM · On: The Bride of Edward Cullen
HAHAHAHAHA Bravo! You cleverly bashed every Cullen, gave Bella her revenge, AND got her laid. Magnificent haha.
Author's Response: Excellent, we're so pleased you enjoyed the Bride's tale of revenge and woe, and that you were able to read it in the completely off-the-wall spirit it was written!
Rie (gm)~
Reviewer: msnettie (Signed) · Date: December 22, 2009 11:48 AM · On: The Bride of Edward Cullen
great story!!!
Author's Response: Cheers, love!
Rie~
Reviewer: twilightchick_17192021 (Signed) · Date: December 14, 2009 03:32 PM · On: The Bride of Edward Cullen
WTF!!!! i like your writing style but this story creeped me out like crazy
Author's Response: Thanks! It was supposed to; it's a dark story for a dark contest.
Rie (gm)~
Reviewer: goldenmeadow (Signed) · Date: December 12, 2009 09:31 PM · On: The Bride of Edward Cullen
Ha ha! I found a new way to tell you how much I adore you.
BB, you're sweet like spun cotton candy. Dark and deviant as liquorice. Difficult and tangy as pulled salt water taffy.
In your DSotM Edward, I recognized a beautiful writer, a heart full of depth, a deft hand at word. Inside your prose, I've found a monochromatic mesh, a wealth of luxurious poetry, a desire to soar.
In your reading of my stuff, I was excited! And taken with yet another side of you. You accepted my offer, most crazily, and hell...it was so very much fun. Dark humor was our playground and we made a whole out of two halves.
Ta so much,
Rie~
Reviewer: limebug07 (Signed) · Date: December 07, 2009 07:40 PM · On: The Bride of Edward Cullen
oh my god. that was wicked, twisted, weird. and i absolutely loved it i have never been so conflicted or disgusted while reading a story [obviously you have talent:]
<3
Author's Response: Thanks (we think)? Ha ha ha, check on twisted, wicked, and weird ;).
Cheers for reading and reviewing, it was, most strangely, our pleasure to write.
Rie (gm)~
Reviewer: EmoryB123 (Signed) · Date: December 06, 2009 04:36 PM · On: The Bride of Edward Cullen
Strangest story I have read! You really had it out for Bella and the Cullens! Strange, but well written
Author's Response: Dark is as dark does, my love.
Most happily, The Bride won Joint First Place in Les Femmes Noires Competition!
Cheers for reading and reviewing,
Rie (gm)~
Reviewer: Rossandra1 (Signed) · Date: November 29, 2009 05:37 AM · On: The Bride of Edward Cullen
It was a good story. I'm just glad its not real. Crazy but good :)
Author's Response: Thanks! Goodness, no, it's no more real than Twilight.
Rie (gm)~
Reviewer: emwolf928 (Signed) · Date: November 25, 2009 10:15 PM · On: The Bride of Edward Cullen
well, i think ive just been scarred for life.
but it was well written anyways.(:
Author's Response: ~well, i think ive just been scarred for life.~
Not as badly as Edward though.
Or as any of the Cullens, come to think of it...bar Rosalie.
Rie (gm)~
Reviewer: WriterMerrin (Signed) · Date: November 15, 2009 07:33 PM · On: The Bride of Edward Cullen
Wow, that's really cool. I've wondered if anyone had ever written about what would have happened if Edward had changed her while she was a virgin. This definitely exceeded expectations.
Author's Response: Why thank you very much!
We really had the most insane fun writing this; your review is most appreciated,
Rie (gm)~
Reviewer: KristenCullen (Signed) · Date: November 14, 2009 02:30 AM · On: The Bride of Edward Cullen
omg! that was uh-mazing!
Author's Response: Thank you! As long as it wasn't UNG-mazing, we're all good,
Rie (gm)~
Reviewer: LeatherCladCullens (Signed) · Date: November 08, 2009 11:03 AM · On: The Bride of Edward Cullen
That was FUCKING BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Author's Response: Weee!
Bella thought so too.
Thanks, lovely!
Rie (gm)~
Reviewer: Snowball Sniper (Signed) · Date: November 03, 2009 09:41 PM · On: The Bride of Edward Cullen
Oh that was SOOOO not right!
Author's Response: I know, right?
Rie~
Reviewer: The Old One (Signed) · Date: October 31, 2009 08:52 PM · On: The Bride of Edward Cullen
So twisted and demented, yet strangely a perfectly logical conclusion to the events in the canon books!
Author's Response: Thank you! It's lovely to see you again.
We had so much fun writing this (sick minds), so it is lovely that you read The Bride.
Ta,
Rie~
Reviewer: aleene35 (Signed) · Date: October 29, 2009 05:20 PM · On: The Bride of Edward Cullen
That really twisted but i so loved it
Author's Response: The twisted-sister-in-law aims to please (or not).
Thank you!
Rie (gm)~
Reviewer: mac (Signed) · Date: October 27, 2009 11:01 AM · On: The Bride of Edward Cullen
Hah! Hilarious! I loved Jasper's Ethel Merman hair. Classic.
Author's Response: The hair, THE HAIR! That was all Vi; she's talked of nothing else since NM stuff started airing.
Cheers,
Rie~
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