That Was Amazing. And Funny. PUT THE NEXT CHAPTER UP! :D Yayz

 

Love Nessa. xo <3

oh my god! you have to update I love this story it the perfect mix of Emmetts inappropriateness, Rosalie's bitch side but then she loves her friends and ALice as fashionista, you have me hooked on this plot line so please please please update soon

Loved it I hope you update again soon!!! WOnderful!

Dude. kickin' my ass with this story. Could not stop laughing, if I get laugh lines I am holding you personally responsible.

 

Awesome chapter! Keep writing, I love the story line and you've completely mastered the funny business. My roommate actually came and asked if I was ok because at one point I was rolling around on my bed laughing so hard!

Loves you guys,

~Kati

The best stories make you feel embarrassed or giddy at the right moments. This one does it. I just started it today and already am impatient for a new chapter. Lol Great chapter.

OMG, my cheeks hurt from all that laughing.... pee pee dance! My 3 yr old does that. Am imagining R Patz doing his rendering ... hahahaha, Keep up the great writing!

Author's Response:

LOL my little brother did that dance when he was little and I just had to incliude it!! :D 

Thanks for the great review!! 

 

Love, sweets

That was pretty good. I had a few good laughs. Loved it!

Author's Response:

Thanks for leaving a review :) I loved it that you loved it :D

 

Love, sweets

I FREAKING LOVE YOUR STORY!!!!

I was totally down in the dumps when I finished a new book I got and, let me tell you, the ending SUCKED!!! I can't believe it! I have to wait until January NEXT YEAR to be able to read anymore!! AAHHH!!

I had to workout and I was sSOOOOO not in the mood, so I went browsing for a new story. I was looking and your banner caught my eye. I read about it and was like, "This sounds funny."

So I clicked it!

Let me tell you now, me and my sister are always saying "preggo" I have read a lot of stories and nowhere has anyone used the word, which made me sad. :( BUT YOU DID!!

I freaking love this story! It is exactly the kind of humor I love and while I was doing my time on the exercise bike I was laughing my ass off!!! I couldn't stop! There are so many funny parts that I couldn't even start to explain them all!

I love the whole Carlisle and Esme, and ROBERT AUGUST THE SECOND!! haha! I love to hate that kid. Seriously. I mean, I have a cousin who is like close to perfect and goes to a good school, sings, plays guitar, and all that shit. Well, I got into playing the piano--just for the fun of it, you know--and then that little shit decided to start doing it too!!! I mean come ON!!! Can't I have my time to shine? I know the little fudger is going to be all up in it and get to play better than me 'cause he has nothing better to do! UUUGGHHHH!! i want to hit him.

 

Moving on to better subjects that won't make me want to punch any family members.....

I love every one of your characters, yes, I say YOUR CHARACTERS because frankly, I liked the twilight series, but they were seriously serious! I mean, Jasper? Crack a smile!! Rose, sure she's a little testy in this story, BUT SHES PREGGO!! HELLO!! And Alice, well, she is small and evil. Edwards always EMO and doesn't ever look like he is happy. I mean, dude, you got the girl...What's the problemo? Carlisles hott ass needs to loosen up and they should have put him in more scenes in the movie! Esme freaking creeps me the F out. Emmett...THOSE MOTHER TRUCKERS DID NOT GIVE HIM ENOUGH LINES!! I MEAN I LOVE HIS PARTS  THE MOST!! Mostly because he was the only one who lightened up the books and movie. Between Bella's pinning over Edward while drooling, Edwards Emo shit--probably should have put black lipstick on his lips--, Esmes crazy ass eyes that look like she can see you through the screen of the TV, Carlisles non-stop medical bull--only lines he ever has, have to do with "the good of the family", Alices annoying ass about nothing but shopping and fashion--can she talk about anything other than that?-- Roses jealous ass, and Jaspers stiff-as-a-stuffed-animal appearence I seriously wanted them to do the movie over again.

Don't get me wrong, I love the books and movie, but they could use a little work.

I love your freaking story! I've said it a lot, but it's only because I DO!! If the books were more like your story I think teenage girls would be laughing more instead of hiding in corners and hissing at people.

 

lol. Love your story and hope to read more!!

 

-lionandthelamblove7

Author's Response:

Omg.. First thank you. I loved loved loved loved this review. It made me laugh, snort and grin like a little hookah mama. And the whole part about the character and my character.. WOW! Talk about same brain, same thuoghts! :D 

I mean my little sister loves the twilight books and now every time she thinks she is in love, she thinks she has to act like a brooding 107 year old virginal vampire.. .ugh :D 

 

Either way I am soo happy that I could make you laugh and that you enjoyed this story so much.. Man I just want to update so that I can read your review on the next chapter lol .. So you bet your ass I will write faster!! :D 

 

Love, Sweets

loving this story

Author's Response:

Thanks for the sweet review :) And I am happy that you love it ;)

 

Love, Sweets

so weird to see Carlisle and Esme in that sort of characterisation... funny though :)

I'm looking forward to Bella confirming her predictions about Edward - assuming they get a chance to go for the big O's together eventually hehe ;) That'll be a hell of a "I was right" moment :)

Author's Response:

hihi you can bet your sweet tushie that you will have that "I was right" moment :P

 

Thanks for leaving such a sweet review!

 

Love, Sweets

wow they had fun!

Author's Response:

yup they sure did! :D Thanks for leaving a review!! 

 

Love, Sweets