Reviewer: fleur50 (Signed) · Date: October 10, 2014 03:51 AM · On: Chapter 8: It's Bloody Well Time
:o)
Reviewer: fleur50 (Signed) · Date: October 10, 2014 03:44 AM · On: Chapter 7: The Plaster Angel in Aisle Four
Vous me faites pleurer, tellement je ris.
Reviewer: fleur50 (Signed) · Date: October 10, 2014 03:36 AM · On: Chapter 6: Edward Todd, Tampon Stealer of Fleet Street
Je lis avec Google Translate. Français. Vous me faites mourir de rire. Ça prends beaucoup d'audace de votre part d'écrire sur ce sujet. Bravo! Bravo!
Je suis une jeune grand-maman.
Montréal, Québec.
Reviewer: fleur50 (Signed) · Date: October 10, 2014 03:27 AM · On: Chapter 5: Tupperware Shenanigans
J'AI FAIT pipi dans mes culottes, tellement j'ai ri!
Reviewer: fleur50 (Signed) · Date: October 10, 2014 03:19 AM · On: Chapter 4: With Blood on My Chest and Tampax in my Belly
lol
Reviewer: fleur50 (Signed) · Date: October 10, 2014 03:11 AM · On: Chapter 3: Edward's First Time
C'est trop drôle!
Reviewer: Kateration (Signed) · Date: April 13, 2013 09:04 PM · On: Chapter 2: Fresh Air, Ravioli, and Illegal Substance Abuse
Edward: “Say it,” he demanded when she hesitated, “Out loud.”
Bella: “Meth addict.” She finished, and his jaw dropped.
Me: DIES LAUGHING!
I just keep imagining what if she had said this in the movie and you hear all sound screech to a halt. Oh my goodness I love you for that.
Reviewer: faithcullen200 (Signed) · Date: May 05, 2012 08:20 AM · On: Chapter 3: Edward's First Time
Oh my , i loved the way you portray Edward. It refreshing not to hear him agonizing and Bella ? Im glad she's not jumping off cliffs. Please write more !!
Reviewer: JacksonRobKellan (Anonymous) · Date: January 12, 2012 09:12 AM · On: Chapter 8: It's Bloody Well Time
Haha!! This was hilarious and disgusting, but mostly disgusting. Edward...
Lol. Great story
Reviewer: wildboutdacats (Signed) · Date: March 07, 2011 02:42 PM · On: Chapter 1: The Epiphany (now with backup layer protection)
This is super funny!
Reviewer: angel 057 (Signed) · Date: January 10, 2011 11:24 AM · On: Chapter 1: The Epiphany (now with backup layer protection)
I laughed till I had tears. that was awesome. You two are great!
angel 057
Reviewer: brandid (Signed) · Date: December 17, 2010 05:35 PM · On: Chapter 3: Edward's First Time
Oh my lord in heaven. I am dying laughing! I can't stop reading! Its absured but holy shit its hilarious! I mean so well written to be a crack fic. Best fic on the site and so damn retarded I LOVE IT!
Reviewer: Ryansmama04 (Signed) · Date: November 29, 2010 01:45 AM · On: Chapter 8: It's Bloody Well Time
I did not get this story at all...but for some reason it kept me entertained.
Reviewer: taloulabigtree (Signed) · Date: October 23, 2010 02:05 AM · On: Chapter 8: It's Bloody Well Time
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Reviewer: caramarie1918 (Signed) · Date: October 10, 2010 02:54 PM · On: Chapter 8: It's Bloody Well Time
this is one of the weirdist things that i have ever read and i loved it!!!! you should write for a sitcom! i will make sure to read some of your other stories!
Reviewer: roxlu (Signed) · Date: October 08, 2010 11:09 PM · On: Chapter 8: It's Bloody Well Time
one of the funniest i've EVER read loved it :)
Reviewer: RockinThatAfroPic (Signed) · Date: September 30, 2010 01:00 PM · On: Chapter 5: Tupperware Shenanigans
this is so funny in a fantastically cheesy way. my favorite part so far. What do we eat-- um logs? -- BELLA I AM NOT A CAMPFIRE! hahaha omg i'm laughing so hard
Reviewer: modern_audrey (Signed) · Date: September 30, 2010 08:57 AM · On: Chapter 6: Edward Todd, Tampon Stealer of Fleet Street
Umm...I'm enjoying the fic, but this chapter was a little...weird. I know it's crackfic, but it always seems so self-indulgent and lame when people reference fandom and fellow writers within their stories.
Reviewer: stephsmith (Signed) · Date: September 25, 2010 03:29 PM · On: Chapter 8: It's Bloody Well Time
This was the funniest thing I've read in a long time. Thanks so much for the great time!
Reviewer: Cas (Signed) · Date: September 21, 2010 05:54 AM · On: Chapter 8: It's Bloody Well Time
Thanks so much for continuing this story! I think this is the most shoot-your-drink-out-your-nose-and-all-over-your-keyboard type of fun I've had in, well, ever!
Cas
Reviewer: cbzoo813 (Signed) · Date: September 13, 2010 11:59 PM · On: Chapter 8: It's Bloody Well Time
what a strange story
Reviewer: amoresuicidio (Signed) · Date: September 13, 2010 06:35 PM · On: Chapter 8: It's Bloody Well Time
wtf!??!?!!? $(#*$*()&@*$&)$ hahahahahahhahahahahaha
Reviewer: shailienieves (Signed) · Date: September 08, 2010 09:18 AM · On: Chapter 1: The Epiphany (now with backup layer protection)
omg thats hilarious.....i couldnt stop laughing
Reviewer: Tentickles (Signed) · Date: September 07, 2010 11:54 PM · On: Chapter 8: It's Bloody Well Time
Geninniniousous!
My sides hurt, Im out of breath and my eyes are full of tears. SUCCESS!
I just saw Vampires Suck and I can totally imagine this happening.
Two thrumbs up! *Throws used tampons in the air like confettii*
Author's Response: Thanks, Tentickles!!! We're so glad you enjoyed this story all the way through :)
But watch out!!! Incoming!! *Runs around avoiding used Tampons!*
Love,
Roxie
Reviewer: Kalika87 (Signed) · Date: September 07, 2010 10:07 AM · On: Chapter 8: It's Bloody Well Time
Its the maddest, most ludicrous story on my favourite list and I actually fucking love it.
Bring on the next one, I'll get the adult nappies ready for everyone.
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