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Reviewer: jtaylor1972 (Signed) · Date: September 23, 2009 08:47 PM · On: Chapter 39 - Happy Town

Great chapter!  Loved the interaction and analogies Jasper used throughout his conversation with Bella!  My family is known for crazy-ass sayings... I am always making hubby laugh about them!

As for your incentive:

I would want a wicked sexy Moulin Rouge inspired number... garter, bustia body suite with nice sexy thigh high nylons with those nice seams running down the backsides of them... and a pair of sexy "do me" Minolo's...

And for the particular Cullen... I generally would say Edward... however, to be honest... I'd take any of them... they are all pretty damn fine!!!



Author's Response: Jasper just has a way of getting to the point and cutting through the crap in his own special way. As for your incentive pick, go you on the vixen!! Have fun on your vitrual tryst! Thanks for reviewing!

Reviewer: carlybabes (Signed) · Date: September 23, 2009 08:46 PM · On: Chapter 39 - Happy Town

I love Jasper's language. Especially twat waffle. It is hilarious. And while I love the Cullen boys, I love fashion more, so I would let Alice get me a Yigal Azrouel leather jacket (even though there are sexier things in the world) and wear it for Jasper because he makes me smile.



Author's Response: Jasper definitely has a way with words! And I bet he would love you in that jacket! Thanks for reviewing!

Reviewer: BellaS (Signed) · Date: September 23, 2009 08:46 PM · On: Chapter 39 - Happy Town

Wow, you are sure creative when it comes to finding ways to avoid THE conversation. Happy late b-day....even if you aren't 18 ;)



Author's Response: Lol! I am not avoiding! I promise! It will all make sense in due time! Thank you so much for patiently waiting!

Reviewer: twimommy (Signed) · Date: September 23, 2009 08:12 PM · On: Chapter 39 - Happy Town

Jasper is an awesome fucker!

Love it!



Author's Response: I love that douche nozzle to death! Thanks for reviewing!

Reviewer: radioActive (Signed) · Date: September 23, 2009 07:59 PM · On: Chapter 39 - Happy Town

Who would want to be wearing anything when they are around the Cullen boys?



Author's Response: Good answer! Thanks for reviewing!

Reviewer: mcc101180 (Signed) · Date: September 23, 2009 07:56 PM · On: Chapter 39 - Happy Town

Fantastic. I adore your Jasper. The no holds barred attitude. The vocab. All WIN.

Is Alice next?



Author's Response: I love writing Jasper. All the things I wish I could say but have to filter! He truly simples things up. Yup, Alice is next. Thanks for reviewing!

Reviewer: Tweetiebird86 (Signed) · Date: September 23, 2009 07:42 PM · On: Chapter 39 - Happy Town

Oh wish one, that Jasper is! I agree, love me some Jasper. He said what needed to be said in a way that only he can. See that, that right there is what i wish could have happened in the books. I always miss that relationship. And the fact that they never really touched on the fact that Bella not only lost the love of her life, but she lost the only true sense of family she knew kind of chaps my hide!!!

Alright Alice, i want a cowboy hat!! Im talking a big ol bucket sized hat, why? My last one fell apart and i have the rest of the get up save for that last vital piece. And of course i need to have me some Jasper lovin!! I dont think you would like me to go into detail but it involves a barn, some hot fudge and lots of strawberries. Use your imagination for the rest...teehee....i need help, this i know!! lol...



Author's Response: Lol! Jasper tells it straight in a way only he can! But you are right-Bella lost more than just Edward and I am trying to get to that with these talks. I know we are all waiting for B/E reunion, but E is only a part of this. The hardest part. As for your outfit/Cullen combo? I live in TX and you done me proud!

Author's Response: Lol! Jasper tells it straight in a way only he can! But you are right-Bella lost more than just Edward and I am trying to get to that with these talks. I know we are all waiting for B/E reunion, but E is only a part of this. The hardest part. As for your outfit/Cullen combo? I live in TX and you done me proud!

Reviewer: ddiva (Signed) · Date: September 23, 2009 07:16 PM · On: Chapter 39 - Happy Town

I heart Jasper! He's totally wacked but so wise. Such a big heart! He is the only one who could have put Bella at ease about him getting sent to Happy Town. He took responsibility for his own problems and didn't put it off on anyone else. I also think his take on Edward's reason for leaving also gave Bella lots of food for thought. He didn't make excuses for Edward,just explained where he was coming from. I think Edward's gonna owe Jasper big.

Hope you don't keep us hangin' long,can't wait to see what you have in store for us next! :)



Author's Response:

Jasper really does know how to get his point across!  He's really the most perceptive and intuitive one of the bunch and has a way of simpling things up like no one else.

There will be more soon!

Thank you so much for your review!

Reviewer: cinemapersians (Signed) · Date: September 23, 2009 06:56 PM · On: Chapter 39 - Happy Town

Yay!  Esme is helping Charlie deal and Jasper is setting Bella straight on what's what.  I love it!  Alice next.  Double yay and the anticipation of knowing that the talk with Edward is coming?  We are talking intense here.  Heavy on the intense...



Author's Response:

Esme and Charlie both feel helpless and I think banding together helps them gain strength.  As for Jasper, he's got such a way with words.  But Bella needed to hear it.

Alice is coming next, but Edward is coming!  Hang in there!

Thank you for reviewing!

Reviewer: pclo (Signed) · Date: September 23, 2009 06:51 PM · On: Chapter 39 - Happy Town

shopping with Alice? i want new boots. With giant heels.

I wish I could talk like Jasper. What a charmer.
Great chapter. Thanks for writing.

Author's Response:

OOh!  Any particular kind of boots?

How I wish I could talk like Jasper for even one day.  Just no filter...

I'm so glad you liked the chapter.  Thank you so much for your review!

Reviewer: JessicaB923 (Signed) · Date: September 23, 2009 06:44 PM · On: Chapter 39 - Happy Town

Yah!  Alice then Edward, right?!?!  :)



Author's Response:

Ding Ding Ding!

Except for a small pitstop in between (but it's part of Alice's chapter).

Thanks so much for reviewing!

Reviewer: nmm267 (Signed) · Date: September 23, 2009 06:42 PM · On: Chapter 39 - Happy Town

omg I love Jasper!  And his colorful language!  I couldn't stop laughing at his...umm...descriptive choice of words for Edward.  Great chapter!  I'm looking forward to Bella hearing out each of the Cullens and then, finally, Edward!  And when the hell is she going to see her daughter???!



Author's Response:

Jasper really does know how to get his point across with his eloquent verbiage!

Bella is only going to talk to one (kinda 2) more Cullens before she sees Edward - both in the same chapter:)

Thank you so much for your review!

Reviewer: annetted (Signed) · Date: September 23, 2009 06:37 PM · On: Chapter 39 - Happy Town

Hey Mrs Potato

"Douche nozzle" has crossed over!!!  I loved that chapter.  Jasper's so upfront and truthful and he certainly gave her a lot to think about.  We're getting so much closer to B & E having their big conversation.  Bring it on!!!

Annette



Author's Response:

Jasper really does know how to get his point across!  Of course "douche nozzle" had to make it's way into the chapter!  We're much closer now to E/B.  The teaser is now up on the thread for Alice...

Thank you so much for your review!

Reviewer: monkeymansgirl (Signed) · Date: September 23, 2009 06:27 PM · On: Chapter 39 - Happy Town

that was some great jasper. now how about some gooey emmett



Author's Response:

Jasper really does know how to get his point across!

And you might just see Emmy in the next chapter *wink*

Thank you so much for your review!

Reviewer: MsLessa (Signed) · Date: September 23, 2009 06:26 PM · On: Chapter 39 - Happy Town

*sigh* I love blunt insightful Jasper,  so many updates in such a short amount of time. I sure hope Bella gets to see her baby soon. I know it's only been hours since she woke up but couldn't they wheel her bed down to the NICU if they couldn't put her in a wheel chair?  Be a place to run into Eddie boy... just a suggestion.



Author's Response:

Jasper really does know how to get his point across!

Don't worry.  Elizabeth will get her grand moment in 41.  It's coming...

Thank you so much for your review!

Reviewer: ColdOneCullen (Signed) · Date: September 23, 2009 06:14 PM · On: Chapter 39 - Happy Town

Ah Jasper.... what more can i say? He has a way of putting it right out there in plain sight. And does not mind putting a little zing on it with the colourful language either :) Great chapter, but im looking forward to the next few. It will be interesting to see how Bella and Alice go. Dont make edward wait too much longer ok. Poor guy has to be dying out there.

Love your work ;)



Author's Response:

Jasper really does know how to get his point across with his elegant vocabulary!  I am glad yoy enjoyed it!  Bella/Alice is coming next, but Edward will see her just after that.

Thank you so much for your review!

Reviewer: Charmie (Signed) · Date: September 23, 2009 06:12 PM · On: Chapter 39 - Happy Town

Absolutely LOVE dirty Jasper....he is so wise!!!!!

 

 

Hmmmmm Alice is taking me shopping, I say it's dress shopping time...b/c Alice won't lie to me...and tell me what makes me look damn fine versus heck no.  I would wear said dress for Edward b.c frankly i can't do without my Edward....but he would be manwhoring Edward! lol



Author's Response:

Jasper really does know how to get his point across!  He's very perceptive, if potty mouthed...

LOL!  So you're going dresshopping for Chiselward, rather than Chubward, I see:)

Thank you so much for your review!

Reviewer: mauge (Signed) · Date: September 23, 2009 06:10 PM · On: Chapter 39 - Happy Town

I love this Jasper, he's so much fun to read :D

I would get something I've already got :P my blue dress that's covered with black lace and its H-O-T :D and for Edward of course :D

I like this question game hahaha

BTW you're awesome :D



Author's Response:

Jasper really does know how to get his point across!  Bella needed his wise words....

Love the idea of your pretty dress and Eddie poo!  Enjoy!

Thank you so much for your review!

Reviewer: surpriseending (Signed) · Date: September 23, 2009 06:06 PM · On: Chapter 39 - Happy Town

Geesh. Jasper is a spukey nut. Amusing. I hope we get to Edward fast. Good update.



Author's Response:

Jasper really does know how to get his point across!  Not much longer to Edward. 

Thank you so much for your review!

Reviewer: Bella Landaeta (Signed) · Date: September 23, 2009 06:02 PM · On: Chapter 39 - Happy Town

A) A Beautiful ballgown

B) Edward

C) See an opera, to go back to a gorgeous hotel and make hot love all night long.

 

LOVE JASPER. I want to talk like him for one day in my life... hopefully I won't offend too many people.



Author's Response:

OOOH!  I like you're fantasy!

And I SO wish I could talk like Jasper for a full day AND offend all the people I could!  LOL!  He's cathartic to write.

Thanks so much for reviewing!

Reviewer: litlemiss_Cullen (Signed) · Date: September 23, 2009 06:01 PM · On: Chapter 39 - Happy Town

oh i get the feeling emmett will be down after alice! she has to see that big brother bear..good job.until next time!



Author's Response:

LOL!  Yes, you're (kinda) right.  But you'll see...

Thank you for reviewing!

Reviewer: twitina (Signed) · Date: September 23, 2009 06:00 PM · On: Chapter 39 - Happy Town

I love Jasper's straightforward shit!!  Fantastic!  I know we're getting close to her meeting with Edward.  I'm starting to hold my breath!



Author's Response:

Jasper really does know how to get his point across!  Yup, her meeting with Edward is only one short chapter away....

Thank you so much for your review!

Reviewer: Alanna (Signed) · Date: September 23, 2009 05:59 PM · On: Chapter 39 - Happy Town

Yay for funny Jasper! I know it makes more sense to see everyone in this order, but it's KILLING me to wait this long for their reunion! But I know that it'll be well worth the wait so I'm just going to try and be patient=]



Author's Response:

I am so glad you like this Jasper!  The reunion is coming fast.  Trust me.  One more chapter and then they'll see each other again.

Thanks so much for reviewing!

Reviewer: pennymoore09 (Signed) · Date: September 23, 2009 05:47 PM · On: Chapter 39 - Happy Town

love love love!!   There are no onter words to describe this story!



Author's Response:

I am so glad you like this Jasper!

Thanks so much for reviewing!

Reviewer: twitina (Signed) · Date: September 23, 2009 05:45 PM · On: Chapter 38 - Band Aid

I love the relationship you've developed for Charlie and Bella!!  And, I had a feeling that she would love the name!!!

 

:D  Things will be resolved at some point.



Author's Response:

I love Charlie and this is how I see the essence of their relationship - -even in canon.

Yes, it'll all be resolved.

Thanks so much for being reviewed!

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