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Reviewer: vixenjc (Signed) · Date: June 22, 2010 05:53 AM · On: Oral Lessons - One Shot

cute



Author's Response:

Glad you liked it.  Thanks so much for reading and reviewing :)

Reviewer: Cathy (Signed) · Date: April 06, 2009 12:22 AM · On: Oral Lessons - One Shot

Haha that was so funny ! Emmet is the best!



Author's Response:

Yeah, Emmett rocks.  He is so much fun to write.  I'm glad you liked it.  Thanks for reading and reviewing.

Reviewer: 4everintwilight (Signed) · Date: April 03, 2009 05:57 PM · On: Oral Lessons - One Shot

Ohgod, that was the best =) Aww, who doesn't love Emmett?



Author's Response:

Yeah, Emmett is all kinds of awesome.  I'm so glad you liked it.  Thanks for taking the time to review.

Reviewer: Wonder Woman 82 (Signed) · Date: April 03, 2009 04:44 PM · On: Oral Lessons - One Shot

haha that was great... i can picture emmett being all pervy and trying not to laugh in the closet!



Author's Response:

I know.  I was cracking up the whole time I was writing this.  I'm glad you enjoyed it.  Thanks for taking the time to review!

Reviewer: sjs2672 (Signed) · Date: April 03, 2009 06:16 AM · On: Oral Lessons - One Shot

OMG!  This was too funny and so cute.  Emmett is my fav, so thanks for doing this. :0)



Author's Response:

I'm so glad you enjoyed it.  I had a blast writing it.  I have a new found appreciation for Emmett after writing his POV.  Thanks for reviewing.

Reviewer: sunfire04 (Signed) · Date: April 02, 2009 05:18 PM · On: Oral Lessons - One Shot

lol that was funny



Author's Response:

I'm glad you liked it.  Thanks so much for reviewing.

Reviewer: cherry (Signed) · Date: March 31, 2009 08:44 PM · On: Oral Lessons - One Shot

FUNNY!!!!!!! Love 'em



Author's Response:

Thanks so much!  I'm glad you liked it.

Reviewer: devilsgenie (Signed) · Date: March 31, 2009 12:23 PM · On: Oral Lessons - One Shot

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Christ on a cruton! i loved it! it was awesome, hehehe and of course everything going through Emmett's brain is funnier and simply better...

Awesome one shot... hopefully i won't start to giggle every time i see cucumbers and carrots from now on... hehehe



Author's Response:

Your review makes me smile!

I love seeing life through Emmett's eyes.  It is always hilarious.

I giggled today when I saw some carrots.

I'm so happy you liked it.  Thanks for reviewing.

Reviewer: InLustWithEC (Signed) · Date: March 31, 2009 11:13 AM · On: Oral Lessons - One Shot

ROFL I LOVED this!  It was hilarious.  Just imagining Emmet hiding in the closet!  And very nice instuctions given there, WTG Rose :)



Author's Response:

I had so much fun writing this.  I'm so glad everyone is enjoying it.

I still giggle every time I picture Emmett hiding behind Alice's clothes in her closet.

Rose did learn from the Yoda of BJs, of course she would give good instructions ;)

Thanks so much for the great review.

Reviewer: imloki (Signed) · Date: March 31, 2009 08:46 AM · On: Oral Lessons - One Shot

he he he



Author's Response:

Thanks so much for reviewing.  I'm glad Emmett could make you laugh.

Reviewer: vickitori303 (Signed) · Date: March 31, 2009 07:57 AM · On: Oral Lessons - One Shot

Emmett is absolutely hilarious. Great one shot you had me cracking up.

Author's Response:

I had such a blast writing Emmett.  After I wrote the whole scene where Emmett told the BJ joke and admitted to eavesdropping I couldn't resist.  Emmett was in my head and wouldn't shut up!  I'm so glad it had you laughing.  Thanks!

Reviewer: Stellarrose (Signed) · Date: March 31, 2009 07:56 AM · On: Oral Lessons - One Shot

Serves Emmett right for eavesdropping!  Although I can see him being a little sh*t later, walking up to Bella in the kitchen with Edward and everybody else there, and asking "So Bella- want a bite of my carrot?"



Author's Response:

LOL, I didn't even think of that.  Emmett might just have to torture her sometime in the near future.  Thanks!

Reviewer: kARLOTITA09 (Signed) · Date: March 31, 2009 07:46 AM · On: Oral Lessons - One Shot

produce porn is total win... every time! LOL.. Emmett cracks me up! I love it Jen.



Author's Response:

Hells yeah!  I love produce porn.  Emmett and produce porn is even better.  Thanks so much, bb.

Reviewer: 3daygirl (Signed) · Date: March 31, 2009 07:14 AM · On: Oral Lessons - One Shot

Alright!  I'm not even 1/4 of the way through this and I had to stop and give you some love!  Once again I'm reading at work and doing my damnest not to laugh out loud.  You are so not helping here!  The whole "I felt like Yoda.  Good at oral sex you will be if you follow my instructions."  Oh.My.Carlisle.  That is SOOOOO Emmett!  I can just see his hulking form standing near the door listening with a HUGE Cheshire grin on his face while thinking this. 

Must keep laughter to a minimum...

Oh, he is NOT hiding in the closet!!!!  This is too much!  Why do I have the feeling I will never look at carrots, cucumbers or tequila the same way again?  Huh?  hehe...yeah, Bella's going to need to be drunk for this one. 

*can't stop laughing*  Rosie going "all BJ master" on Bella!  Ha!

I think the piece de resistance was Emmett opening up the fridge to find it full of carrots and cucumbers!!!!  I can't believe he made it through that whole thing being quiet and not getting caught! 

Fantastic one-shot!  I haven't read Stiches and Scars but I think I'm going to need to.  :)



Author's Response:

You are total win for jumping down and starting to review before you are done reading.

I love making you squirm at work :)  It makes my day at work brighter to know I'm spreading the joy.

Yeah, that Yoda line was my favorite.  Emmett's grin was so huge his whole face hurt.

I couldn't resist putting him in the closet.  It was the only place he could get a front row seat to the show without the girls knowing.  I'm sorry, but there was no way for him to hear that and not be able to see it.  Yeah...carrots, cucumbers, and tequila now throw me into a fit of giggles.  I couldn't see Bella going through with "practice" sober.

Emmett is too much fun to manipulate.  I love the thought of him having an involuntary reaction every time he sees carrots and cucumbers.  I just had to have the fridge full of them.  Emmett had to control himself.  He knew the end result would be well worth the self control ;)

Thank you so much!  You must go read Stitches and Scars now.  It is beyond excellent.  Bitt is an awesome writer.  I'm not sure if she posts on Twilighted, but she does on FF.  She's listed under my favorite authors.

Reviewer: RedRedRed (Signed) · Date: March 31, 2009 06:56 AM · On: Oral Lessons - One Shot

lolllllllllllllllllllll this is sooooooooooo funny. =] 



Author's Response:

I'm glad you liked it.  I had a blast writing it.  Thanks so much for the lovely review.

Reviewer: Strider (Signed) · Date: March 31, 2009 05:45 AM · On: Oral Lessons - One Shot

I loved the Yoda line!  I wasn't sure if they were supposed to be humans or vamps, though...but if they were vamps, then I'm SURE Alice and Rose knew Emmett was in the closet.  Maybe you'll do a follow-up showing us Edward's reactions?  Because, really, how long will it take him to figure out that Bella's been knocking back tequila?  And how long till he doesn't care any more?  This was a fun one to read before starting my work day!



Author's Response:

Thanks so much!  They are all human.  This is an outtake from my story Knowing That You Love Me.  The girls have no clue that Emmett was in the closet. 

He never figured out that Bella was doing shots with the girls.

I'm glad I could start your work day off with a smile!  Thanks so much for reading and reviewing.

Reviewer: sambois (Signed) · Date: March 31, 2009 04:40 AM · On: Oral Lessons - One Shot

 

i love emmett!



Author's Response:

Me too!  He is all kinds of awesome and a blast to write.

Reviewer: justafan (Signed) · Date: March 31, 2009 04:26 AM · On: Oral Lessons - One Shot

This is hilarious. now i'm going to read the rest of the story.



Author's Response:

Alright!  I like to hear that.  Thanks so much for letting me know you liked it.

Reviewer: TeamJasper13 (Signed) · Date: March 31, 2009 04:19 AM · On: Oral Lessons - One Shot

Emmett, Emmett, Emmett..... I can't believe he hid in the closet and watched that, lol. Too funny. If Edward found out about that and about exactly what he watched, he'd probably be ready to kick his ass, lol. I was really cracking up too when Bella got hungry and bit her carrot and then looked longingly at the cucumber. LMAO! Tequila + Bella- doesn't mix well, but does produce really funny results. I think I'd kinda like to see her drunk around Edward though, lol. Great one-shot. I'm actually kinda glad that Emmett wouldn't shut up for you! 



Author's Response:

I love Emmett!  I crack up every time I think of Emmett hiding behind Alice's clothes in her closet.

If Edward knew that Emmett intentionally hid in the closet to observe, then he would defintiely kick Em's ass.

Tipsy Bella was so entertaining!  I think she's gonna see a few carrots and cucumbers and blush fiercely in front of Edward and get him curious in an upcoming chapter.  Yes, Edward needs to experience drunk Bella.

Thanks so much.  I'm so glad you enjoyed it!  Once I got everything typed out I was glad Emmett was a persistant pain in my ass.

Reviewer: Joy Moony (Signed) · Date: March 31, 2009 04:00 AM · On: Oral Lessons - One Shot

I felt like Yoda.  Good at oral sex you will be if you follow my instructions.

 

I love when a turn of a phrase makes me giggle aloud.  Nicely done



Author's Response:

I laughed for a good three minutes after I typed that.  It just seemed so Emmett.

Thanks so much!

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