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Reviewer: onelilhopeful (Signed) · Date: July 12, 2009 05:17 PM · On: The Dastardly Dook

Oh my god, I was trying so hard not to wake up my family as I laughed hysterically. I finally lost it when Jasper came to the bathroom - "Except for Edward, he doesn't know what to do." HAHA! I must have read that paragraph a dozen times, tears streaming down my face. MORE!

Reviewer: Raimeiken (Signed) · Date: July 10, 2009 02:04 PM · On: The Dastardly Dook

roflmao

I just died a little inside. _(++_)

 

Reviewer: Esquire (Signed) · Date: July 10, 2009 09:42 AM · On: The Dastardly Dook

OH MY GOD I AM IN FUCKING IN HYSTERICS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reviewer: WickedMind1901 (Signed) · Date: July 07, 2009 03:07 PM · On: The Dastardly Dook

DUDE!!! This shit (Pun intended) was fucking HILARIOUS!!!

More Please!!!!

Reviewer: Quirky_Girl (Signed) · Date: June 23, 2009 07:01 AM · On: The Dastardly Dook

That was funny...and wrong...and funny...and wrong.  So very, very wrong.  And yet, so very, very funny.

Reviewer: fillintheblank (Signed) · Date: June 20, 2009 06:02 PM · On: The Dastardly Dook

That was freaking hilarious.  I thought it might get kind of awkward with Edward, but I loved that his reaction was so Edward.

Reviewer: mjbabe58 (Signed) · Date: June 18, 2009 01:52 PM · On: The Dastardly Dook

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! POOR BELLA! that musta SUCKED! hahahaaha i was feeling embarassed just reading it! GO EMMETT! make fun of everything, lol, great job!

Reviewer: per lamore di anima (Signed) · Date: June 11, 2009 02:42 PM · On: The Dastardly Dook

dispite my acceptance that humans do this kind of... stuff, i must say that was kinda gross. and it was worse when it kept getting worse with the cullens reactions and whatnot. i'd never wish that experience on anyone.

Reviewer: UniqueLC (Signed) · Date: June 06, 2009 07:48 AM · On: The Dastardly Dook

This was Hysterical!!! Even I felt embarrassed just reading it! I loved it! Keep Writing!!!

Reviewer: OzNimbus (Signed) · Date: May 17, 2009 02:02 PM · On: The Dastardly Dook

That was positively twisted!   ...and hilarious.   Well done!

Reviewer: Nightmare and Dream (Signed) · Date: May 17, 2009 02:02 AM · On: The Dastardly Dook

xDDDDDDDDDD
That was EPIC!

Reviewer: Amber_Cullen (Signed) · Date: May 14, 2009 12:41 AM · On: The Dastardly Dook

lmao lmao lmao lmfao!!!!

That was some hilarious shit.. haha.

loved it!!

Reviewer: firegoddess666111 (Signed) · Date: May 05, 2009 04:22 AM · On: The Dastardly Dook

oh my effin god! that was HILARIOUS!! KEEP WRITING!!

Reviewer: DazzledMexicanMidget (Signed) · Date: May 04, 2009 08:15 AM · On: The Dastardly Dook

This crackfic OWNS! Man, i was laughing so hard!

Reviewer: DazzledMexicanMidget (Signed) · Date: May 04, 2009 08:15 AM · On: The Dastardly Dook

This crackfic OWNS! Man, i was laughing so hard!

Reviewer: queenboogie21 (Signed) · Date: May 03, 2009 11:28 AM · On: The Dastardly Dook

Oh my god that shit was funny. Poor Bella I would have just DIED from embarrassment. Anyways I could NOT stop laughing. Lol. I can't wait for more!

There is more right? Anyhow keep up the good work! :D

Reviewer: nondi_rochelle (Signed) · Date: April 25, 2009 06:03 PM · On: The Dastardly Dook

Dear sweet baby jesus, i have NEVER laughed so hard in my life. Mostly because i can relate. See i suffer from ED or Explosive Diarrhea. This very thing happened to me on our high school camping trip, where i was caught, in the woods, squatting over a hole, by half of the foot ball team. I never lived it down. So thanks for the awesome laugh, i'm going to go change my pants because I have peed myself from laughing so hard.  

Reviewer: Brodie (Signed) · Date: April 24, 2009 07:17 PM · On: The Dastardly Dook

I don't think I have ever laughed like that while reading a fanfiction. Not the average topic for a chapter, but definetly one of the funniest things I have read in a while. Well done!

Reviewer: luvinthecullenboyss (Signed) · Date: April 16, 2009 10:19 AM · On: The Dastardly Dook

hilarious

Reviewer: luvinthecullenboyss (Signed) · Date: April 16, 2009 10:18 AM · On: The Dastardly Dook

hilarious

Reviewer: courtenay (Signed) · Date: April 13, 2009 03:22 PM · On: The Dastardly Dook

Omg. I should not have read that whilst at work. That was fucking hilarious.

Reviewer: JC_42 (Signed) · Date: April 11, 2009 12:53 PM · On: The Dastardly Dook

i'm still laughing!! poor bella!

 

good work!

-JC

Reviewer: jasper_rox (Signed) · Date: April 11, 2009 06:04 AM · On: The Dastardly Dook

omg i wanted to DIE just from reading that!!!! poor bella!! oh god!

Reviewer: lain16 (Signed) · Date: April 06, 2009 10:38 PM · On: The Dastardly Dook

lol , whats next

Reviewer: c_cab_11 (Signed) · Date: April 05, 2009 09:52 AM · On: The Dastardly Dook

This was the funniest crack-fic I have read on twilighted. this really was the shit!!! lol no pun intended

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