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Reviewer: camilleduchesne (Signed) · Date: December 15, 2009 11:12 AM · On: Ain't No Rest For The Wicked

Very fucking funny. 'Quileute Legends: Your Boyfriend is A Vampire'

Love this story- keep it up.

Reviewer: jasper_rox (Signed) · Date: July 28, 2009 06:37 PM · On: Ain't No Rest For The Wicked

Aw, come on, update! You knwo you want to! The rapist scene is the funniest one!! Rapists are fun! WEEE!!!!! "Mike's totally gonna do me!"Yipee!

Reviewer: jasper_rox (Signed) · Date: July 28, 2009 06:32 PM · On: North American Scum

"a confusingly confusing hint of confusion to his voice." "my belovedly, loveliest love."

HA!! And that's definitely Edward! And I love that Bella's Lullaby just knocks her out. It's great.

"He brushes everyone in his path aside with one movement from his arms and bends over to lift up the whole set of lockers on the left side of the corridor"

You are now officially my hero!!!!! OMG that is the funniest Emmett ever!!! ITS FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE!!!

Reviewer: jasper_rox (Signed) · Date: July 28, 2009 06:23 PM · On: Movie Script Ending

"prone to death"? "shenanigans"? "blushed at nothing in particular"?

Sounds like Bella alright! Hilarious first chapter. Let's get this fic on the road...

Reviewer: raidermom (Signed) · Date: July 13, 2009 09:13 AM · On: Movie Script Ending

ROFL. .....

ok I got my self undercontroll.  I think I'm really gona like this story.

Reviewer: violetrose (Signed) · Date: July 10, 2009 09:53 PM · On: Ain't No Rest For The Wicked

I dont really have a favorite book, but I do like this story a lot. It makes me chuckle and I hope you update soon, although i know its been a while :]

Reviewer: RarelyPureNeverSimple (Signed) · Date: June 20, 2009 06:52 PM · On: Ain't No Rest For The Wicked

OMG!

so funny!

i totally love this!

and i agree, Frenemies is one of the most awesome fics ever!

but did you know that i the sit ehas taken it off or something??

i was crushed.

CRUSHED!!

Reviewer: memmem95 (Signed) · Date: June 11, 2009 05:02 PM · On: Ain't No Rest For The Wicked

 "I am..." he pauses for dramatic effect, "SATAN." He promptly places his hand in front of his face and turns his head to the side in melodramatic shame. "You've heard it... now run. I know you want to!" he sobs."

hahaha. great line.

hmm my favorite book might be Harry potter and the Goblet of Fire. I also love the Hunger Games. My favorite classic is To kill A Mockingbird.

Reviewer: memmem95 (Signed) · Date: June 11, 2009 03:59 PM · On: Movie Script Ending

:D Loved it.

Reviewer: allysue08 (Signed) · Date: June 01, 2009 05:36 PM · On: Ain't No Rest For The Wicked

haha.  This story cracks me up.

I love that you point out a lot of the flaws, even if some are overstated, some are just completely dead on...like with Bella.  So good.

 

Keep writing please, I want to read some more of this stuff!

Reviewer: Eoin Cullen (Anonymous) · Date: April 21, 2009 11:01 AM · On: Ain't No Rest For The Wicked

The scene in the book store and the book she purchased had me laughing out loud and grateful that I am the only one in the office at the moment. 

Bella's observation about being lost was absolutely hysterical!

I did not think this chapter was bad.  I only wished it was longer.  then again, I usually do when the story is good :)

Reviewer: Eoin Cullen (Anonymous) · Date: April 21, 2009 10:55 AM · On: North American Scum

I love it when Mike gets his haha :)

Again with the cracking up!! :)

Reviewer: Eoin Cullen (Anonymous) · Date: April 21, 2009 10:44 AM · On: Movie Script Ending

Hate it?  Are you kidding me?!?  I freaking loved it!  I haven't laughed so much at a story in a while!

I love this style of writing and I defintely love this type of humor!

Onto the next chapter!

Reviewer: daddys_little_cannibal (Signed) · Date: April 19, 2009 09:23 AM · On: Ain't No Rest For The Wicked

I really do love this story! and my favorite book is wicked lovely by Melissa Marr.

Reviewer: violetrose (Signed) · Date: April 18, 2009 02:57 PM · On: Ain't No Rest For The Wicked

lol i love this story!  I stil thought the chapter was great, it made me laugh out loud several times.  I hope you update soon!  As for your question I don't have a favorite book yet, but hopefully I will soon.

Reviewer: vos es meus vita (Signed) · Date: April 18, 2009 10:05 AM · On: Ain't No Rest For The Wicked

Okay, so sorry for my delayed review. Sadly, reading fanfiction took a backseat to the woes of real life. =(

Now onto my review:

Ha! I totally disagree with you. This chapter is not worse than the other two at all! In the words of Edward and Bella [at different parts and it's totally out of context right now], but you don't see yourself clearly at all, do you? Or, rather, do you not realize your awesomeness? ;)

This was totally full of your usual wit. Seriously. I lovedlovedloved the whole dress shopping scene. Shiny clothes always covers up a person's vapidness. xD

And FYI, I totally loved your re-titling of the book Bella purchased at the Quileute book store. And that Port Angeles air sure is slightly menacing. Gosh, the things that go down in their alleyways. I just shudder at the thought.

And my favorite book, is actually a series. I love The Mortal Instruments series by Cassandra Clare.

Reviewer: nannagud (Signed) · Date: April 09, 2009 05:47 PM · On: Ain't No Rest For The Wicked

oh my  this is so good you need to write more!

 

twilight i think. yours?

Reviewer: nannagud (Signed) · Date: April 09, 2009 05:43 PM · On: North American Scum

it's like a very very good and funny twilight dream

i love it

Reviewer: nannagud (Signed) · Date: April 09, 2009 05:36 PM · On: Movie Script Ending

I LOVE YOUR STYLE!!!

this is soo hilarious!

Reviewer: danarst (Signed) · Date: April 07, 2009 01:31 AM · On: Ain't No Rest For The Wicked

Tehehe, still great. Can't wait for family dinner. Love your sense of humor!
On a sidenote, if I read one more fanfic which calls Alice a pixie, I'm going to cry. I mean, seriously, can we send the following words and phrases into twilight retirement - pixie, bear hug, velvet voice, pinching of the bridge of one's nose?

Reviewer: stasi3214 (Signed) · Date: April 04, 2009 10:58 PM · On: Ain't No Rest For The Wicked

I think I'm in love with you. Best Twilight fanfiction I have read so far. Two thumbs up. Five gold stars. Five gold rings. Five by five. I'm really feeling the fives. Please don't stop writing.

Reviewer: Vampyre (Signed) · Date: April 02, 2009 06:32 PM · On: North American Scum

Okay, now my husband has rushed to me to find out why I am SCREAMING with laughter at the computer.  I hope you're happy.  I know  I am.

Reviewer: Vampyre (Signed) · Date: April 02, 2009 06:25 PM · On: Movie Script Ending

I have never smiled so hard and laughed so much - god this is great.  If I could be cheesy: you had me at "Love: what a load of bullshit." 

Reviewer: FaithLikeAChild (Signed) · Date: April 01, 2009 01:39 PM · On: Ain't No Rest For The Wicked

Hahahaha this is very funny.  This Edward is annoying me slightly...he's so...meoldramatic.  But i love you Jasper and your Alice and your Jessica.  They are very funny!  Updated soon please?

Reviewer: andrewXonXfire (Signed) · Date: March 31, 2009 01:40 AM · On: Movie Script Ending

Lucky for you, I happen to be 18. >.<

Still sounds pervy, yes?

Ah well. Dare to dream.

(besides, I'm pretty sure the current boyfriend would cause some drama over the wedding and I don't think either of us want to deal with that. XD)

xoxo.andrew.

PS: sorry for cluttering up your review board with mindless chatter. -_-;



Author's Response:

I'm not sure. 3 years difference is rather large. :P

Haha. No worries. I'm all for mindless chatter. (It's the only thing occupying my mind most of the time)

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