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Reviewer: beckaboo924 (Signed) · Date: August 31, 2011 06:28 AM · On: Chapter 1
He is a spastic freak! An erotic good looking spastic freak... Sigh
Reviewer: Cullensbabymama7 (Signed) · Date: July 09, 2011 10:33 PM · On: Chapter 5
Oh my fucking god. When I was pregnant with my son, i had cravings for cake all the time, and the frosting. But I've been obsessed with robert pattinson too. I always dreamed of him cooking me a cake, naked, and smearing frosting on his body, gah.
THIS STORY IS THE SHIT. i swear, its almost like i'm pregnant again dreaming of cakes and rob. lmao call me crazy but who gives a shit!
I'm so adding this to my favs and you to my fav authors.
Reviewer: mikle (Signed) · Date: March 19, 2011 06:30 PM · On: Chapter 5
Love it!!!!!! please update soon.
Reviewer: Vamp-by-night (Signed) · Date: February 06, 2011 06:56 AM · On: Chapter 5
I'm not entirely sure what's going on here but I like it! keep it up!
Reviewer: Jenibeane (Signed) · Date: November 08, 2010 05:54 AM · On: Chapter 5
OMG! I think I need a very cold shower! Ha. An inflatable sex frog costume- I think we need an outtake of that one. Edward and buttercream. Sigh. The perfect combination. Keep it up.
Jenilyn
Reviewer: bigsis0829 (Signed) · Date: November 07, 2010 12:53 AM · On: Chapter 5
Welp, arighty then I'm officialy a sick fuck. I'm soooo loving this!! Hahahahahah, Edward....he's so awkward! Bella IS a freakshow but one I love to watch. Keep going, can't wait for more!!
Reviewer: sherylb (Signed) · Date: November 05, 2010 06:37 PM · On: Chapter 4
You guys are all sick fucks for reading this. You know that, right?...YES, and proud of it!
Reviewer: sherylb (Signed) · Date: November 05, 2010 06:18 PM · On: Chapter 2
"Uh, I'm sure they have pussies in Sweden." ...Laughed so hard I nearly peed myself!
Reviewer: sherylb (Signed) · Date: November 05, 2010 06:04 PM · On: Chapter 1
OMG!!!! I LOVE this! Read some to my hubby who is a chef.
Reviewer: carolbenatti (Signed) · Date: November 05, 2010 05:03 PM · On: Chapter 5
amazing!
so fucking funny
loved it and can´t wait for more
xoxo
Reviewer: BellsOn (Signed) · Date: November 04, 2010 08:02 PM · On: Chapter 5
Here comes trouble...LMAO!
Reviewer: BellsOn (Signed) · Date: November 04, 2010 07:48 PM · On: Chapter 4
FUCKING HILARIOUS! Thank you! Awesome story!
Reviewer: readergoof (Signed) · Date: November 04, 2010 12:54 PM · On: Chapter 5
yes more please
Reviewer: flippa (Signed) · Date: November 04, 2010 12:22 PM · On: Chapter 5
holy fuck my hubby thinks im a fuckin crack head i havent stopped laughing since i started hahahaha. yeah i have ti agree im pretty fucked for reading this but hey i figure if your gonna show your crazy i might as well hehehehehehehehehehe .this story is fucked and i love it *twitches eyebrows*
Reviewer: venus308 (Signed) · Date: November 04, 2010 07:19 AM · On: Chapter 4
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reviewer: Sheeijan (Signed) · Date: November 04, 2010 06:15 AM · On: Chapter 5
I want to know what Bella wanted Edward to lick. Her teeth? Edward needs to wise up and just spread the buttercream on his dick. It's a guaranteed way to get Bella to suck his cock so hard he'll be swearing her mouth is a Hoover. The whole piercing thing is worrisome, slightly, but surely if he just... I don't know... dips it in some rubbing alcohol afterwards? *shrugs*
Thanks for the update!
Reviewer: midnightgirl (Signed) · Date: November 04, 2010 06:03 AM · On: Chapter 3
this is rediculous! {and not in a good way}
Reviewer: nightline (Signed) · Date: November 04, 2010 05:49 AM · On: Chapter 5
I think I just died from laughter. The chapter itself was so funny, but the picture finished me off...
Reviewer: Jenibeane (Signed) · Date: November 03, 2010 10:11 PM · On: Chapter 4
It just keeps getting better and better. Bella and Edward are such spazzes- I love it!
Reviewer: Jenibeane (Signed) · Date: November 03, 2010 09:53 PM · On: Chapter 2
I did'nt think it was possible- I laughed even harder reading this chapter than the last one. Is it possible to die laughing?
Reviewer: Jenibeane (Signed) · Date: November 03, 2010 09:38 PM · On: Chapter 1
OMG! I have never laughed so hard or been so entertained! Who knew that buttercream could be so versitile. And Edward covered in buttercream...
Reviewer: AJ04 (Signed) · Date: November 03, 2010 08:17 PM · On: Chapter 4
Lol...well we sick fucks are in good company. I can't believe Carlisle grilled Bella on pads, that's just to funny.god about fell off the chair laughing when Bella dropped her ball and then Edward's albert got nailed...
Reviewer: AJ04 (Signed) · Date: November 03, 2010 08:01 PM · On: Chapter 3
LMAO...Edward is going to seriously hurt himself at the rate he's going...his poor dick...snicker.
Reviewer: cynthia (Signed) · Date: November 03, 2010 03:49 PM · On: Chapter 4
omfg this is epic 0.o cant wait for the next chapter lmao
Author's Response: Thanks! I just uploaded the next chapter so it should be up in a day.
Reviewer: readergoof (Signed) · Date: November 03, 2010 01:38 PM · On: Chapter 4
yes we thank the sick fucks for writing the sick fucking thing so we sick fucks can get our sick fucking jollys off
Author's Response: You're fucking welcome, you sick fuck! Lots of love and stuff. ;P
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