Difficult patients are not the only challenge facing nurse Bella Swan in the Forks Hospital ER--and Dr. Edward Cullen is the biggest challenge of all. He's determined to win her over, she's determined to keep him at arm's length. Who will win?

Emmett plans Bella and Edward's wedding and hijinks ensue... 'Nuff said. Rated PG-13 for language. "You know the type of guy that everyone gets pissed at for being such a lovable goof? Yeah, that’s me."

When Edward leaves Bella, the rest of his family refuses.  Bella is left scarred and broken by Edward's sudden goodbye; the Cullens are left shocked and torn by his unexpected departure.  As Bella and her bloodsucking family grow closer, life begins to return to normal.

But just when everything starts to calm down, unexpected events lead to the one thing that can either save or destroy everything the Cullens have.

Including eachother.

Our much loved Twilight characters take a voyage on the Ship of Dreams. Will all they find be water, or will love bloom.

All Human and a tad Out Of Character.

Edward: a socially inept boy probably destined to become a hermit, even if he is really cute.

Bella: a bad ass who just got kicked out of her sketchy life in Arizona to her useless father's clumsy hands.

Now thet're both attending an upscale boarding school along with the rest of the Cullen/Hale crew.

All human.

Rated teen for mature subject matter, viewer discretion is advised...lol, no for now it's just swearing and minior drug refernce, enjoy.

Could she bear to live out eternity knowing the one person she had trusted above all else had never actually cared for her? No, she didn’t think so… Fifty years later, Edward, Rosalie, and Emmett are captured by the Volturi. Guess who’s there to greet them?

AN:

Ok, so I know I haven’t updated in forever, (my sincerest apologies), but I’ve had the worst case of writer’s block and I have just been going through kind of a rough time in my life, and am just now starting to get over it. I know that’s not an original excuse, but it’s the truth. To top it off, I wasn’t sure of the direction this story was headed in, but now I think I have a pretty good idea. I just need to take some time to write it. So I promise that I’m not giving up, but it’s going to take a bit of time before anything new is posted. I haven’t even completely finished the first chapter. I’m sorry! But here’s a teaser from the prologue of the new version to hopefully make it up to you! (Or at least tide you over.)

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“They have finally sent in their spies.”

Gasps and hisses sounded from the small grouping behind him, tensed and preparing to attack.

“Patience, my friends. We have a plan, remember?”

“Who is it, master?” a female guard asked, an almost resigned tone contradicting her questioning phrase.

He hesitated for only a moment, trying and failing to find a way to avoid this question. There was simply no other way. She was a key part of the plan. Finally, with a sigh, he answered, “Edward, Emmett, and Rosalie Cullen.”

Something twisted in her gut, but she had been anticipating this. Of course it was bound to happen. That was just the way things worked out for her, and she had long ago accepted that. So there was no outward reaction to his words; only a simple nod.

“Edward, as in the mind reader?” the first guard wondered. Aro’s confirmation caused another hiss to rise up from amongst the guard.

“We must proceed with great caution.” He turned to face his followers. They had anticipated the rebellion’s every possible move and had prepared intensely for them all. He turned to face the female guard who had spoken. “You know what to do.”

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It’s not the final draft, but I felt you all deserved a sneak peek! I'll be posting the new version as a new story, and once it's up I'll probably delete this one. I want to have a big chunk of the new version written before I post it, so it'll be a while. Sorry! But good things do take time. And a big thank you to anyone who hasn’t given up on me! You’re patience will be rewarded, I promise!

~Jazz~

The death of a mother and child on the reservation unleashes an unquencheable rage and a Cullen dies in this one-shot.

Twilighted Supervisory Beta: qjmom

Twilighted Junior Validation Beta:devilsgenie

Ever wonder what happened between The Virgin Swan and the Cullen Intuition and The Maiden Swan and the Cullen Domain?  Well, wonder no more!  Here you'll find a few outtakes happening between the ending events of TVS&TCI and beginning events of TMS&TCD.

The Christmas Outtake Banner  (Made by the amazing Selita!!)

The Tattoo Outtake Banner  (Also made by the amazing Selita!!)

The Prom Outtake Banner  (This, too, was made by the amazing Selita!!)

Dr. Cullen's day did not start out as usual, and maybe, the worst is yet to come. Pre-Twilight, Canon

I wrote you a poem and wrote you a haiku, 

A sonnet and a song, just to say, 

Thank you!

A fluffy and sugary-sweet Christmas treat about putting yourself out there and getting what you wished for. 

Written for Breath-of-Twilight's Christmas Countdown

A follow up to my multi-chapter fic Moonshadow: nearly three years have passed since the events of Chapter 19. Easy as Breathing.  Jacob and Bella have grown – and grown up – as has their relationship. The time has come to make certain decisions… but you know what they say about the best laid plans…

Romantic, lemony fluff      rated NC-17 because…that’s the way I like to write!

3-7-10 Moonshadow is a finalist in the IndieTwiFic Awards! Details on my profile page.