Edward Cullen is a professional snowboarder and dirty-mouthed slope king; Bella Swan is a world renowned figure skater and not so innocent ice princess. When their two worlds collide at the 2010 Winter Olympic Games, the realm of winter sports will be never be the same again. Vancouver won't even know what hit it.

AU/AH, eventual canon couples. Rated NC-17 for future lemons.

Edward walked away...leaving Bella to pick up the pieces of her life on her own. Since that moment Jacob has stood faithfully by her side. Over time, relationships develop and fall apart, and an unexpected person enters her life that makes her question everything. Will Bella surrender her past? Can she choose a different path? Will she fall apart at the seams or somehow manage to keep it all together?

BellaxJacob - BellaxEdward

An in canon retelling of Breaking Dawn from the perspective of the thoughtful and pensive Edward.

Time passed, and I was blissfully unaware. I existed only in this moment with her. Hope burgeoned deep within me as I gazed at the sleeping enchantress. She was my salvation… my reason for carrying on what I had once believed to be a pointless and cursed existence. Through Bella’s love, I was redeemed. Through her, I’d finally found the peace that had eluded me for so many years. And so it was here, in our bubble, that I remained for as long as time permitted. Lulled into a state of relaxation by the steady pounding of Bella’s heart, and the rhythmic crashing of the waves.

Bella is a stripper who meets Edward, a doctor, at the club, Jane's Coterie, after an unfortunate incident. The fates draw them together. Rated NC17 for lemons and violence. FYI, coterie means club or clique. AU/AH/OOC

Reeling from traumatic events in high school, Alice hid away a part
of her soul. Can Jasper her find it again, when she didn't know she was
looking? Story is rated M for language. A/J, AH, OOC. Part of larger series
*In the Days of Auld Lang Syne*

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Edward watches as Bella grieves for him.  And he watches as she moves on.

New Moon AU- no dangerous activities, just a look at what might have happened if Edward had kept his promise, and Bella had kept hers.  No werewolves, either. 

Angst. One-shot, not to be continued.

What's real and what's fiction?

Bella wants a kid with her boss, feels her biological clock ticking and would have jumped him by now if it wasn't for the fact he's a major playboy. Her boss, Edward, secretly desires Bella and, to look cooler, he pretends to be a playboy by fakin' relationships with a harem of eight women.

Where are the lies and the truth?

Alice is very one-man oriented; she has eyes only for Jasper. But Jasper is in a commited gay relationship with Emmett and has repeatedly told her that he sees her as the little sister. Ruthless shark of the business world but dork in real life, Alice has given up. Running into Rosalie and Bella, she develops cofidence and gets a sexy makeover.  Watch out world!

What is make-believe and what is reality?

Jasper is a womanizer who only agreed to pretend to be Emmett's boyfriend to get stalker Alice off his back. That of course, is true, until he sees Alice bend over in those tight little pants...

Telling a lie only makes the truth even harder to discern...

Emmett wants Rosalie. Nice and simple. But she isn't a one-man-kind-of-girl. So to get close to her, he pretends to be gay. But the thing is, he pretends too well. For a year and a half, he and Rosalie have gotten closer, but now Emmett and Jasper's parents think they are almost on their way to having a commitment ceremony.

What the hell is up with the screwy here?

Finally, the guys all think that Bella and Alice are lesbian lovers. Don't ask.

If you want a world of f***ing hilarious mind games, come right in and read ahead. But seriously, beware of the laugh-out-loud mind f***ery.

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Bella and Edward meet under entirely different circumstances. The spark of attraction is lit and Bella must walk a very fine line between love and betrayal. AH/AU, a little OOC.

Edward and Bella had been high school sweethearts, about to embark on their post-college life together. AH E/B Amplied Angst.

Edward was unhappy. Will his family's move to Alaska unleash the sexual beast in him? What does that mean for Bella? One shot for the Darkward Vampfic Contest.  AU/OOC

I don’t understand how something like this could happen. We saw them yesterday. I hugged Edward yesterday for the last time and I never thought that it would be

[ One shot ]

Carlisle is arrested for indecent exposure in the hospital parking lot. But who is to blame? Esme, of course!

A one shot that looks at the naughtier side of Carlisle Cullen.

Rated NC-17 for mature themes!
Expect to see Carlisle being OOC.

Oh, dearest Emily, we are the greatest fools the world has ever seen. Sam and Emily discuss the newly born Renesmee and, more importantly, her future in Jacob Black's life.