Rosalie, Alice and Bella are three friends stuck in thankless jobs.  When Rosalie scores a chance to attend a party of the rich and famous, the girls look at it as one night in which to live out their dreams.  When they meet the men of those dreams, however, the girls will have to use every weapon in their arsenal to turn their dreams into a reality!

After being dragged to a baseball game by her best friend, Bella Swan meets handsome first baseman, Edward Cullen with the help of a rogue foul ball. There's something about him that she can't put out of her head, and apparently neither can he.

Bella Swan may look like an average 18 year old, but she's not. Her mother suspects something is going on and thinks that shipping her off to live with her father who is the chief of police will help, but it won't.

WARNING: Contains scenes of explicit violence and dark themes. Mature readers only.

"When stating our vows, we hadn't believed '…until death do us part' would come into play..." O/S

Sometimes predictable people are the most unpredictable and little boxes hold the greatest treasures. 

Pure WAFF. 

After a falling out, one very unfortunate night, Isabella Swan breaks off her relationship with high-school heart throb, Edward Cullen.  Life goes on, years pass, wounds begin to mend.  Deciding to work within the medical profession, on the opposite side of the country, their paths cross a few years later.  With a new love interest and new friends made, Isabella is thrown for a loop when she teams up with the medical staff at Columbia University Hospital. All she has hidden and kept locked up is now threatening to tear out into the open. She may be well educated within her profession of choice, being able to perform the right sutures to close certain wounds, but some remain to be too hard of a task to take on.

"What happens when you send yourself into what you can only describe as cardiac arrest?"

My doctors and attending's are very much alive and breathing (AH), although still beautifully perfect.  Rated NC17, for surgical scrubs that seem to constantly drop.  AU, E/B, Cannon couples through out.

 “You want me to… what?” I roared.

Clearly, I’d heard him wrong. There was no way in the world my Edward, my perfect Edward, would ask me to do that. I shook my head and counted to ten.

When I open my eyes, he won't be standing there with that hopeful look in his eyes. Surely I was crazy, and this is not happening. I'm losing my mind!

I peeked one eye at him…

Well, shit.

I wasn’t crazy. My fiancé was actually asking if it was okay with me to swap…

…With. His. Brother.

I promise --- THIS IS CANON! Well, mostly anyway...

Songfic inspired by Avril Lavigne's song 'Sk8er Boi'. Jasper has been in love with Maria. But what happens when he finally goes and tries to ask her out? Does her get her? Or is it rejection? One shot

Bella wants Edward...the only problem is, he's a counselor at her summer camp. And although Bella has always been one of Edward's favorite campers, that's all she'll ever be to him...right? When Bella returns as a counselor, can she change his mind?

Rated NC-17 for a whole slew of badly behaved, promiscuous, and foul-mouthed characters.  Not your typical love story.  Don't say I didn't warn you.

Thanks to EvilAngel67 and CassieWH for their fab banners :)  ILY guys

Esme is doing her best to move on from a bad marriage. Carlisle is
trying to get past his own personal demons. Can they help each other heal and
move forward when their paths cross. AH.    

Nobody finds their soul mate at ten years old. Young love was never meant to last but can age and tragedy bring them back together or is there really no going home again?

Bella's trying so hard to forget the past that she's losing herself. Edward is new to Forks and immediately drawn to the reclusive Bella despite her reputation. Will he be able to help her find herself, before she spirals out of control for good?

Sweet Tooth is the sweet but warped love story of Edward Cullen, a lonely baker of erotic pastry, and Bella Swan, a curious woman with a curious philia. King Schlong introduced them... will buttercream frosting be enough to bring them together?

Rec'd by Jessypt on the Perv Pack Smut Shack!