Jasper is the carrot to Edward's donkey, dangling out in front of him, tempting him with his deliciousness that is just out of reach. Alice sees it all, but Edward is scared of the fall. Rhyme intended.

Crackfic fun for Zigster's bday.

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Jacob makes a wish that will change everything...

"We're family. We stick together - family is an inseparable thing." When a new dog arrives at the Little Paws Animal Shelter. She receives more then just a human family. Crackfic. Fluff.
This Story was has ended incomplete. Sorry to all readers.

Bella Swan learns Jacob Black is a werewolf, but Embry Call imprints on her. What happens when a narcoleptic werewolf falls in love?

AU, Crackfic, oneshot, OOC

Bella/Embry

Bella wakes up one morning… to a crowd of Edwards.

Warning: A very stupid and pointless attempt at humor. So go ahead at your own risk. Also, beware of some sexual situations, minor violence, and complete insanity.

Ever wondered why Jasper and Alice are perfect for each other. He calms her down and keeps her grounded. Duh!

But why is Jasper so attracted to Alice?  What does she fulfill in him?

Imagine a world in which Alice cannot see the future and is a human sophmore living on a college campus, attending school.  She has this creepy guy (who is very sexy but sadly wardrobe challenged) who follows her around all day, staring at her, with a look of pain on his face. 

What does Jasper need from Alice that he can't find with another girl?  And, more importantly, what will he and his friends (who are not quite human) do to make sure he ends up with what he needs?

Hint: lots of lemons may be involved.

And Coming Soon:

Bella and Edward are visiting Forks for his parent’s anniversary dinner. Nothing can go wrong…right? Well, trouble always seems to find Bella…

My entry for the "To Kill A Cullen Contest."

This story was the judge's choice winner! Thanks everyone who read and reviewed!

Edward, Bella and Co. are young, bored, horny, and always on the lookout for new ways to get the blood pumping. Featuring B/E, J/A, R/Em, and Bella's truck. Rated a hard NC17 for smut. 

My entry for the "Twific Auto Erotica Challenge".

Oneshot

What could Bella walk in on that would scar her for life?Christmas will never be the same for Bella, especially when one song keeps playing every time she turns on the radio.  My entry for the Broken Record Holiday Contest.

 Emmett McCarty is new to Forks, and he's thoroughly unimpressed. Having moved around all of his life, Forks High seems like the very worst of the typical small-town high schools. That is, until he meets Rosalie Hale. He immediately puts his smoothest moves to use, but now it's her turn to be unimpressed. If he wants her, he's going to have to work for it. Canon pairings.

Edward signs up to work at a charity event, but his responsibilities are a little more demanding than he'd expected.  Challenge response for Support Stacie.

Rated for one character's mouth and another one's mind.

Team of beautiful, genius robotics engineers?  Check. 

Hot employers?  Check.

The project of a lifetime – to create a line of ‘Companion Robots’ who could fulfill a girl’s every need?  Check.

But whose idea was it to make them look like the boss and his sons?

And who’s going to test these naughty bots?

You’ll just have to read and find out.