Seth’s grown up and he’s in love – with an ‘outsider’.  Now he just needs to tell her a few things about himself… Rated for hot-sweet-tartness!

**9-22-10 winner Best Seth ~ Jacob Black 'n' Pack Awards!!!**

**2-14-10 recipient of a Judge's Pick Award in the Team Sob Rain Scene Challenge!!!** 

Edward left Bella like he did in New Moon. 8 years later and she's joined the Volturi and is now engaged to one of the Volturi Leaders. The Cullens arrive along with Bella's human family and it's now up to the Cullens to win back Bella's the rest of her families forgiveness for them leaving behind all while she's planning on becoming Queen of the Vampires... Bella and Marcus!

Lemons, and AU!

2nd place as "Outstanding story" in the Shimmer Awards 2011

It is 1943 and WW II is devastating Europe. Edward Masen is a 23 years old American parachutist sent by the OSS on a secret mission, meant to help the partisans fighting the Nazis in Northern Italy. There he meets a girl concealing a terrible secret. They fall passionately in love and plan to marry as soon as Italy is liberated. However, while going back to the Allied lines and trying to reach Anzio, where the Anglo American forces are struggling to break through Germans’ opposition, Edward finds his nemesis, in the form of two Volturi warriors.

Edward is now a newborn vampire, fierce, desperate and bloodthirsty. Will he succumb forever to his inner monster or will he be able to recover at least some of his lost humanity? Will he see his love again and resist the urge to kill her? 

My parents and relatives told me many times of the day when Rome was liberated, much earlier than Northern Italy, and how joyful they felt. It was June 4th, 1944.

The American troops entered our city passing through Via Casilina and Porta Maggiore. It was a triumph. People cheered, girls threw flowers, kids got rides in the Jeeps. Romans were free, after 20 years of dictatorship followed by Nazi occupation. It was as if a gray leaden cloak had been lifted and everybody could breathe again. I dedicate The Parachutist to those brave, smiling American boys.

Excerpt: Aro laughed again and his smile returned although it was more menacing than inviting. "That is where you are wrong, dear child. I'm quite sure that you could be persuaded. Are there not more members of the Cullen family? Do you want to be the reason that they all perish?"

This story explores another direction that New Moon could have taken. One that might have happened if Aro hadn't been so forgiving.

This one-shot was written for the 2010 Twilight Winter Gift Exchange.

Edward has grown to adulthood as the only child of a farming family. Hoping to earn extra money, he travels to the city each day, ultimately finding more than he bargained for within one of the mansions of affluent Chicago. AU, B&E, explicit lemons.

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Edward’s rebellious period didn’t last a few years; it lasted seventy.  A solitary hunter on the fringe of society, he stumbles across a young woman praying. Can he seduce her away from everything she's ever known? And will he be willing to fight for Bella instead of fighting against her?

AU, a bit OOC, canon couples.  Rated for lemons, violence and adult subject matter.

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What's real and what's fiction?

Bella wants a kid with her boss, feels her biological clock ticking and would have jumped him by now if it wasn't for the fact he's a major playboy. Her boss, Edward, secretly desires Bella and, to look cooler, he pretends to be a playboy by fakin' relationships with a harem of eight women.

Where are the lies and the truth?

Alice is very one-man oriented; she has eyes only for Jasper. But Jasper is in a commited gay relationship with Emmett and has repeatedly told her that he sees her as the little sister. Ruthless shark of the business world but dork in real life, Alice has given up. Running into Rosalie and Bella, she develops cofidence and gets a sexy makeover.  Watch out world!

What is make-believe and what is reality?

Jasper is a womanizer who only agreed to pretend to be Emmett's boyfriend to get stalker Alice off his back. That of course, is true, until he sees Alice bend over in those tight little pants...

Telling a lie only makes the truth even harder to discern...

Emmett wants Rosalie. Nice and simple. But she isn't a one-man-kind-of-girl. So to get close to her, he pretends to be gay. But the thing is, he pretends too well. For a year and a half, he and Rosalie have gotten closer, but now Emmett and Jasper's parents think they are almost on their way to having a commitment ceremony.

What the hell is up with the screwy here?

Finally, the guys all think that Bella and Alice are lesbian lovers. Don't ask.

If you want a world of f***ing hilarious mind games, come right in and read ahead. But seriously, beware of the laugh-out-loud mind f***ery.

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Edward leaves Bella at the beginning of New Moon. This takes place after Laurent comes to Forks. The Cullens attend Bella's funeral in Forks. Emmett steals the show with his eulogy for Bella's humanity. Bella thinks it funny, Edward not so much.

Carlisle is arrested for indecent exposure in the hospital parking lot. But who is to blame? Esme, of course!

A one shot that looks at the naughtier side of Carlisle Cullen.

Rated NC-17 for mature themes!
Expect to see Carlisle being OOC.

Edward's working the night shift, trying to gain experience before his first year of medical school. He might learn more than he expected.

Edward is a 25-year-old virgin who happens to have a thing for his best friends, boyfriends, best friend. On the night of his birthday party will he be able to tell him what he feels? Will his crush feel the same? AH, non-canon, Slash

After living on the blood of humans for decades Edward returns home to his family. He finds things are very different from when he left. Can a brown eyed orphan help him cure his thirst once and for all? Or make him hunger for more than blood? B/E OOC/AU lemons-

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