School is in session and there are lots of lessons to be learned. Bella Swan, the newest student at Forks High School, needs to amend her shy and introverted ways and her guidance counselor has just the thing: tutoring! Besides, newbie Bella is probably the only student naïve enough to tackle Edward Cullen, a juvenile delinquent in training. Edward’s main pastimes include avoiding school and hanging out with his lovelorn, best friend Jasper Hale. In Edward’s opinion, Jasper needs a tutoring session of own in order to get over his ex- Alice. However Alice is too busy trying to console her friend Rosalie –who is only interested in one lesson: how to win the affections of Edward Cullen.  

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When the Volturi arrived in Texas to put a stop to the warring vampire armies, Bella was only able to escape with her life by the skin of her teeth. Her search for a better life was not successful. When the Cullens find her many years later alone and seemingly unconscious can they help her to find the peace she once sought or is she damaged beyond repair?

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AU

Mentions of dark themes and violence.

Edward is a teenage boy who finds his life instantly changed when his family moves to Forks, WA.  He is intensely drawn to the mysterious girl in his biology class whose mind he discovers he can read.  It doesn’t take long for him to find the truth behind her dark and painful secret but it is already too late – his life is forever altered by his intense physical and emotional connection to the beautiful girl.   

  

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Set in New Moon. A series of betrayals has left Bella bitter and alone.

With the threat of Victoria looming, she takes desperate action to protect herself and the people of Forks; setting off a chain of events that may lead to tragedy.

The Cullens' "perfect family" slowly unravels as long-hidden resentments come to the surface.

What happens when those we love show their feet of clay?

NO RAPE.

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Set during New Moon. Edward left Bella. And the rest. But when Alice got the vision that Bella had jumped, she doesn't have Bella's answers, because Bella isn't there. Did Bella die when she jumped off the cliff? And what will Edward do?

On the one hand there's Demetri; hot, sexy and very skilled. On the other hand there's Felix; strong, masculine and very satisfying. How could Lucy choose? Why would she have to? Being caught between two men isn't always a bad thing...

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In a make-shift chapel, in a city registry office, Bella Swan is about to make a promise.  Or is she?

When two people meet in dark basement, a case of mistaken identity leads to a night Bella Swan will never, ever, forget

It's been fifty-three years since Edward left Bella in the woods. Since then, the Cullens have added two new members to their coven, and have moved back to Forks. Feeling compromised, the Volturi travel to Forks to dispose of the Cullens. As war is about to commence, the newest Volturi member suffers an onslaught of memories of her human past. The Cullens' saving grace may also mean the end of Edward. Or will Bella Volturi have a change of undead heart. 

Fifty years ago, an unspeakable tragedy left Bella and Jacob alone, broken and enslaved. Can they comprehend and accept the one good thing they have left? Written for the AFTER YOUR HEART STOPS BEATING CONTEST. -- Bella/Jacob, Post-Breaking Dawn AU; Hurt/Comfort, Romance

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In New Moon, Alice never sees Bella jump because the wolves arrived too late to save Bella in the meadow. Instead, Bella meets Laurent face to face, and what she becomes is something far removed from the Bella Edward knows and loves. He finds her again years later, but can he remind her who he is, but more importantly, who she is?

Edward and Bella turn their hatred and anger against each other after suffering a tragic loss.  Can they recover?  Follow their story; the story of three hearts.

Bella Swan, a young registered pharmacist from New Jersey, takes a job in the Forks, WA Regional Hospital, determined to start her life over.  She meets the handsome, brooding Edward Cullen, who also works in the hospital's pharmacy...but on the night shift, of course.

Will Edward be able to control his agonizing thirst for Bella's blood? How will the emotionally wounded Bella react to her increasing attraction to him? Can Jacob be effective as a minor, if consequential, character? And most important, can Serendipitous refrain from the gratuitous use of hokey questions to attract readers?

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 Canon pairings; the Cullens are still vampires.  Edward's and Bella's ages are advanced to their early-mid 20s, to give them more adult sensibilities.  Other than that, the story parallels "Twilight," with some new adventures in line with the characters' ages and situations.  The chapters alternate between Edward's and Bella's POV. While it's not a *funny* version of "Twilight," there are definite sparks of humor in it.