Investment banker, Edward Cullen, wakes up covered in blood with a black lace thong on his floor and no memory of the night before except for an image of a pair of bright red eyes. Entry for the Pick a Pic Challenge. Horror/Mystery Rated for language, lemons and vamp violence.

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What if Twilight were twisted around a bit? What if Edward already had Bella? What if Carlisle was the odd-man-out?

Esme Allen is an Architecture Instructor at Forks High School. When Emmett Cullen and Rosalie Hale chronically ignore the school's PDA policy, she decides that it's time for a parent-teacher conference.

Carlisle Cullen is the father, for all intents and purposes, of six perpetual teenagers: Edward and Bella, Emmett and Rosalie, Alice and Jasper. His children have found love, but Carlisle in 350+ years is still without a mate. He has no idea what Emmett and Rosalie could possibly have done to merit a meeting with their teacher. Little does he know, fate works in weird ways.

Added side note: I will not end this story until I've created a happily ever after for them all!

Rated R for violence.

Added 10-29-15: After a horribly long hiatus, I am back to writing this story.

Amber Johnston felt like her life was running in repeat and the monotony was getting to her. She desperately wished for something - anything - to change. While working on a top secret project with her best friend and boss - Whitney Sanders - Amber gets a little more than she bargained for when they are ripped from their home and dropped into the world of Twilight. The consequences of being in a world that isn't their own changes more than just the story we know, they end up changing her life. Can she live in the world of supernatural or will she go back to her life on a loop? And what of her best friend? Is finding a love that puts Romeo & Juliet's story to shame worth leaving behind the only life she's ever known?

~This story came about in quite an original way. McGeek is a military spouse with two young children. When her husband was deployed, she realized she'd be cooped up in her house nearly every single day he'd be away with very little to keep herself sane. I decided to spare her sanity by convincing her to begin this little diddly. We are both American and live on the East coast, however we reside nearly 211 miles (399.57 km) apart. Distance has never stopped us from collaborating on each and every chapter though. Technology has been our best companion as we've made use of skype, email, and unlimited long distance phone calls.

Some things to remember:

This story falls under the categories -

Twilight AU/ Non-canon Romance & Humor

With moderate to extreme violence, gore, swearing, and explicit heterosexual sexual content.

Any non-politically correct or derogatory comments made by the characters in this story are NOT the beliefs or views of the authors and are made only in good fun. This story will also be told in primarily Amber's point of view, however at times there will be other points of view that will have to be told to further develop the storyline.

How would Twilight have gone if Bella weren't an only child?

Bella and her fraternal twin brother Adam make the move to Forks during their junior year of high school. This story follows Bella and Adam through the events of Twilight, and shows what a difference having a sibling can make.

This is an AU version of Twilight, Bella's personality is slightly OOC

“Tell me what it is you really want, Carlisle. What you truly desire?” I started to wrench the strings that I knew would bend his will to mine, hoping for honesty.

“I want you to tell me why you’re here.” he lied. Ugh. I snapped the strings and dilated my pupils, bringing his consciousness into mine, and asked again.

“What is it you truly want?” His pupils widened as well, absorbing my power, and his answer came quietly.

“I want to kiss you again, Lily.” I pulled back from his mind as quickly as I had intruded and crossed the room quickly. With one foot in the hall, one hand on the doorknob, and a smirk on my face, I turned to look at him.

“Well that’s an awful shame,” I halted, drawing out his chagrin. “Because two hundred years ago, I may have let you.”

This is a story of love, betrayal, and acceptance between different races of vampire. Follow us through multiple points-of-view as we introduce the Cullen family to a very special new vampire, and as Jasper and Emmett are given the chance to change their lives, and themselves, forever.

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Edward Masen has lived the life of a nomadic vampire, travelling with James and Victoria since he awoke as an immortal. His ability to read minds has had the unusual side effect of making him a vampire with a conscience. Despite the ridicule from his coven mates, he's confident he's making the best of his existence and doing what's morally right... until he stumbles upon a brown-eyed girl reading in a meadow in Forks. As he attempts to befriend her and learns more about the sleepy town of Forks, Edward finds there's a lot more to being a vampire than he ever thought possible.

Edward has been lost for many years and now he is found. Edward was captured as a newborn and held for experiments. The Volturi found the researchers' hide out and are giving Edward back to his family. How will Edward cope with this dark event?

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Edward is involved in a fatal accident, and is forced to say goodbye to his love and life, to Bella.

When Dr. Carlisle Cullen makes a rash decision, how will Edward come to terms with his new life, and the knowledge that Bella will always be just beyond his grasp?

"What value is immortal life, when I would give up forever to just touch her?"

All Canon after a little heartbreak.

Various points of view throughout.

An alternate ending to Eclipse in which Victoria kills Edward and turn Bella into a Vampire...

Summer 1900. Fearing to be wanted by the Italian police for a political murder he did not commit, Edoardo Masi returns to the US, which he had to leave two years previously. Will the love of his life still be waiting for him? Why did she disappear?

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Drinking only the blood of animals, Edward Masen fought to keep his humanity in an existence that always craved death and human blood.  But after ten years of suppressing the monster that rules his instincts, Edward believes that you can't hold on to what you don't have.  As he struggles with his ideals over right and wrong, Edward must decide if his humanity is a fair price to pay for a decent meal.

This story covers Edward's "rebellious years" when he left Carlisle to prey on humans.  But only the bad ones, so it's okay.......he thinks.

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Isabella is haunted by an accident four years earlier and takes comfort in the only one who can understand - the man who died. After 10 years, Isabella has found the strength to move on to bigger and better things in New York. 

A Bella/Jasper fic with a twist...

Originially written for the Pick a Pic Challenge. Continued since.

Isabella Swan has lived too many lifetimes and made too many mistakes. So after her release from the Volturi, nearly 600 years of service later, she has gone in search of one of her mistakes: Carlisle.

She appears on the Cullens' doorstep with little expectation of what is to come.