This is the story of Edward who was denied something he wanted. When does love become obsession? When does protector become predator? This is the story of a vampire who had been alone for so long, his one chance taken from a future he never knew he wanted.

A different choice makes all the difference.

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Bella Swan’s life hasn’t turned out the way she thought it would.  She never thought she would run into a new breed of Vampires and she certainly never expected to fall in love with one.

My crackfic entry for the Pineapple Awards.

Definition for "Thrust": The force that propels an object in a given direction, especially when generated by the object itself, as by an engine or...Emmett's love rocket.

This was written for fun. Plain and simple. I hope you all get a few laughs.

Em/Rose Vamp/AU Kinda. Maybe just dirtier

Rated NC-17 for extremely crude language and absolutely ridiculous citrus content.

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The Mechanics of Thrust won Pavarti's Pick in The Pineapple Awards!

Thanks to all who read and reviewed this ridiculous piece of lemon-pie! It was fun to write!!

A little bit of smut to start the week off right. 

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I don’t know why my mind is warped this way.  First, limericks and now, Dr. Seuss…

For those of you out there who are librarians, teachers, or simply fans of Dr. Seuss…  This notion came to me as I realized that Dr. Seuss’s birthday was coming up very soon – March 2nd.  At the time of writing this note, I don’t know if this … whatever this is… will be finished in time for the good Doctor’s birthday, but whenever it is finished, I will go ahead and submit it.  This is not the first time I’ve chosen to honor Dr. Seuss by emulating his writing  :)

3rd Place in the We Heart It contest: Bella comes home after a long and stressful day looking to blow off steam and spend some personal bathroom time. What happens when she walks in and finds it already occupied? –Edward/ Bella, AH

Runner up Winner of the Twi-SlashUnveiled Contest. 

Edward is in the final stages of seminary.  At the direction of his mentor Fr. Carlisle, he takes his final vacation before he is ordained.  He hasn't been close to his family since his sister Alice died in high, so he decides to visit his best friend Bella. 

Edward meets Jasper, a professional surfer and brother of Bella's roomate Rose.  Things get interesting when Jasper teaches Edward how to surf.

Thanks to jaimearkin at thetwilightawards.com for the beautiful banner!

Tired of living her life for everyone else, Bella decides to live for "right now" and ends up in Forks.  Edward lives his life focused on his future.  What happens when these two lives collide? One-Shot Soundtrack entry.  AH, Rated NC-17 for language, etc.

He'd been in love with Bella Swan for two years. He'd been Embry's brother for 17 years. And no matter how the numbers got added up, Jacob was completely screwed. Jacob/Bella/Embry AU

A mosaic freely drawn from book and movie, wanders into AU as the story unfolds ... ....

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Showing is stronger than telling.  Forks was just like I remember it.  I felt the short little hairs on the back of my neck stand straight on end.  Cut your losses before they can become catastrophic.   “It’s not fair,” I say aloud.   The night wind swirls, lifting the fine surface powder from the tops of the snowdrifts, coating us in diamond dust.  

Moving to Forks, spending the last eighteen months of her childhood with a father she barely knew ... it seemed like a good idea at the time.

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A/N about the rating: The narrative in this story ranges between PG-13 (most of it) and R (occasional language and occasional non-graphic reference to mature themes). An isolated technicality in a late chapter has necessitated changing the rating from R to NC-17, however R is a much better measure of the farthest outer limit of what the reader will encounter in this tale.

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<3<3<3  and  @};-  @};-  @};-  to  DeliciousDreamer for this beautiful banner ~~

I never in my wildest dreams thought that something I wrote would inspire someone to make something like this.   I am so touched.  THANK YOU DD!

When Edward vaulted over the Volvo on his way to save Bella from being crushed by the van, Alice had heard him whisper two words “Not her!” What she didn’t hear were the next two “Not again!” The family had no idea that Edward has met a girl before with long brown hair and chocolate eyes with blood that smells of freesias. Edward is drawn to Bella like a moth to a flame, but what secrets in his past makes him certain that he should never get close to her. Especially her!

This is a series of limericks based on Twilight.  Sheer fun and silliness.

There are more secrets to the ‘new girl in school’ than even a family of vampires could have foreseen. What could the irresistible Bella Swan be hiding? There is more to the golden eyed girl than anyone could have expected.