Angela Weber was always the good girl in a boring town. When she goes away to college, everything changes in an instant. Shot and left for dead by a mafia hitman, she's taken into the Witness Protection Program so that she can testify against Ben's killer. Until the trial, she's relocated to Juneau, Alaska.

Alaska is a safe place for yellow-eyed vampires.

Jasper has always had one reason for existing - Alice. With Alice killed, he's struggling to find a reason to live just one day more even when Peter and Charlotte change their diets to try to help their friend recover and heal. With Carlisle, Esme, Peter, and Charlotte, Jasper moves to Juneau, Alaska.

Alone in the world, Angela and Jasper will go to any and everything length to save each other.

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Hypothesis: Vampires are capable of vertical inheritance.

Objectives:

1. Get Jasper knocked up at least three times in one story. Why? Because it is not nearly as funny to knock up any of the other vampires. And since female vampires are just as hard to knock up as males, might as well go all the way and choose Jasper.


2. Knock up all the other Cullens while I am at it. Why? Because I can’t think of a good reason why Jasper would be any more knocked up than the rest of them. Maybe Emmett would be… but Emmett is not as funny.


3. Accuse Edward of having a sexual relationship with his piano and bring up this accusation as many times as possible without Bella finding out.


4. End in a war between the Cullens and the Volturi, because the Volturi think Carlisle is lying about vampires laying eggs. Why? Because it is the funniest reason for a war I can think of.


5. Explain vampire genetics, using plasmids, in a way that is one hundred percent compatible with everything ever said by Stephenie Meyer about vampires.


6. Explain how vampires can reproduce vertically without violating the “vampires cannot change” law of vampiredom.


7. Make entire story one hundred percent biologically accurate, despite the vampires. Why? Because I’m a biologist.


8. Tell a bunch of Cullenesque stories and make it funny, because that which is funniest is best.

Recently nominated for a hidden star award.

The award nominations keep coming: now nominated for multiple  iSparkle Awards including the You'll Quote Me Later Award for the thing with Edward and his inappropriate relationship with his piano. Please go vote now!

Also nominated for an Eclipse award for best vampire!

If you faced losing everything…

Would you trade your mortality to keep just a part of what you have? Count the cost before you decide.

One year after BD and all is not well. Bella's newborn year was way too easy. The newest Cullens are much harder to handle-both of them. Jasper has a tough year ahead dealing with these two! Flashes of human memories add to the tension and mystery.   

Once the venom courses through your veins it’s too late to change your mind.

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Carlisle Cullen considers himself a doctor first and a vampire second. His focus is to protect life. What he finds at a fatal crash seen causes him to break the treaty his family has honored for over 80 years. The entire Cullen family will face the consequences of his last minute decision. Now the wolves are pissed and the Volturi are getting nervous.

Scott and Diane started out on a family vacation they would never finish.  After losing their lives and children through the fires of transformation, can they still hang on to each other?  Diane's human memories, once thought lost, are slowly breaking through in the strangest of ways.  Why does she recognize the vampire in one of Esme's treasured albums?  By the time the Cullens figure out what's going on, all they can do is prepare for the inevitable.

This is a story of love, loss, and picking up the pieces. Even for immortals time only moves forward. There really is no way back.

 Aug. 2011 Nominated in the best Angst/Drama Category

Rachel Black has always avoided La Push since the death of her mother. As soon as she graduated from high school, she took the opportunity to go to college when offered a scholarship. Now that Rachel has graduated from Washington State and returns home, she is instantly imprinted on by Paul. Rachel refuses to have anything to do with Paul after she caught him doing something unexplainable the previous year. Will Rachel allow Paul to be a part of her life or refuse the imprint magic that is drawing her towards her soul mate?

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Jasper, in an effort to encourage a frustrated Renesmee, tells her how Alice helped him when he was struggling with the animal diet by taking on a dinner date to the zoo.

Note: Original characters, Scott and Diane Cullen, were introduced to the fandom in my first fan fic, No Way Back.

Bella comes to the saddest of realizations. Who said her little piece of forever had to be perfect? 

Emmett is bored. Alice suggests clubbing! Edward/Bella, Jasper/Alice, Emmett/Rosalie getting ready for a night on the town and dancing. Edward and Bella sexual tension and tart :)

It's Christmas time and Renesmee is inspired by Tchaikovsky's Nutcracker Ballet. The Cullens, being Cullens, put on their own production of the ballet for Renesmee. Edward, Bella, Jasper, Alice, Emmett Rosalie, Carlisle & Esme ballet dancing? Jacob in tights! Best Christmas Ever!

Seventeen year old Nessie has recently made some big changes to her life.  She is finally dating her soul mate, Jacob, and she has moved away from home and started college.  All she has to do is balance these things with an overprotective family and her anxieties about herself.

Leo is a tracker with great intuitions and a dark past.  When Nessie crosses his path, all his instincts tell him that this is no chance encounter. 

Will their unlikely connection bring self-acceptance and freedom for one, and atonement for the other?

A Jacob and Nessie love story.  Canon.

Leah Clearwater has lost the love of her life and her humanity due to the existence of vampires, werewolves and the magic of imprinting. She doesn't mean to be jealous of her friends, family and immortal "acquaintances", but when everyone else is paired off she can't help feeling bitter. When she finally imprints it should be a blessing, a chance for her to finally start over and live a happy life.

But apparently Edward and Bella aren't the only star-crossed lovers in Forks...

He stared at me then. Half confused, half furious. But not as furious as I was, as I stared back into his beautiful, blazing, blood red eyes.

This is the story of the lives of Carlisle and Esme. Starting with Carlisle's human life and lonely vampire beginnings, then Esme's human life, before looking at how they first met, found each other again, fell in love, married, and built themselves a family.

This story is told in five parts.

Part One: Loneliness and Loss (1663-1921)
Part Two: Together at Last (1921-1922)
Part Three: Broken into Pieces (1926-1931)
Part Four: Growing Family (1933-2003)
Part Five: Everything Changes Again (2005-2006)

Winner of a Hopeless Romantic Award.

It was good to be back with her family, and that was where she'd be staying. She would sell the restaurant and move back in with them. Zach had already agreed to stay with her, but the pack would go back to Indiana, where they were still needed. OC/OC