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Penname: BellaFlan [Contact]
Real name: Bellaflan
Status: Member
Member Since: November 12, 2009
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Welcome to my Twilighted Profile...come on in, the water's fine. My alter ego is BellaFlan (Isabella Flanagan...long story.)


I'm in the process of converting my fanfic.net stories over to Twilighted.


Stuff about me (The real me, not BellaFlan...if you want to know her than you should read Becoming Bella Swan. Go on, I double dog dare you)


In my very early thirties, married with a little boy. I work in publishing and spend much of my day selling advertising, writing and editing. Please don't send me your manuscripts; I work in business and trade publishing. I cannot help you! Hell, I can barely help myself.


narcissist - writer - singer


I am the proud recipient of an Indie Twific Award for Becoming Bella Swan for Best AU or Canon, WIP!!!


Follow me on Twitter @BellaFlan


http://www.formspring.me/bellaflan


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Stories by BellaFlan
Stigmata Tomato by BellaFlan Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 18]
Summary:

Stigmata Tomato new

 

Alert the Darwin Awards! Bella Swan, depressed and demented, nearly dies trying to kill herself & is shipped to Forks WA. Watch her update her facebook status and fall in love. WARNING: MA, very dark comedy including themes of abuse (no graphic descriptions of it though). OOC w/ nod to canon.

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Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward, Jacob
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Completed: No Word count: 7228
[Report This] Published: May 31, 2011 Updated: June 23, 2011


Summary:

"Between the good pills, white coats, hallucinations and yes, even the pink elephants; this is one hell of a read." - Les Femmes De Twilight

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**Winner for Best AU or Canon WIP in the Indie Twific Awards**

Bella Flanagan is being hospitalized for Dissociative Identity Disorder...Or is Bella Swan being hospitalized? Set after Edward leaves in New Moon...or I'm writing this from an asylum. Rated NC 17 for Graphic language, crude but witty humour, SEX (aka Lemons), masturbation and Canadian spelling.

"Jake is a kid. He's too young and naive to know any better. He's no match for Flanny. She's a shark, and he's a juicy 13yr old surfer in a pink bikini just begging to be chewed up. Sometimes we have to learn the hard way about what not to do. Like busting a psycho bitch out of the loony bin, getting a room, taking pills the crazy girl gives you, and then fucking her... None of those things usually lead to a happy ending. It's unfortunate because each of those things might be ok by themselves!" -Wordslinger (Author of Onside Kick)

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Categories: New Moon Characters: Bella, Edward, Jacob
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 48 Completed: Yes Word count: 72913
[Report This] Published: November 12, 2009 Updated: May 31, 2011


Sweet Tooth by BellaFlan, mac Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 68]
Summary:

Sweet Tooth

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Sweet Tooth is the sweet but warped love story of Edward Cullen, a lonely baker of erotic pastry, and Bella Swan, a curious woman with a curious philia. King Schlong introduced them... will buttercream frosting be enough to bring them together?

 

Rec'd by Jessypt on the Perv Pack Smut Shack!


Categories: AU-Human, Crackfic Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Completed: No Word count: 12768
[Report This] Published: September 07, 2010 Updated: November 04, 2010






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