Ridiculous Shitty Introduction...
Let's get right down to it, I guess...
I'm Lara. Currently, I reside in the fucktastic NYC Metropolitan area.
I've got two cats and I'm single. :cricket:
My horribly addictive personality enslaved my soul to things like; caffeine, cigarettes, Twilight fan fiction, sex, alcohol and tattoos.
The blood type is O-Neg.
From what I hear, my voice supposedly sounds like one of those crazy phone sex operators but I just think I sound like a dude. :shrugs:
Biology major, but I work in the adult beverage industry, my job title is long, complicated and frankly, I don't give a shit.
To answer your question - Yeah, I get to drink on the job.
I'm an organ donor.
To say that I'm a geek/dork/social recluse - is the understatement of the century.
I have a chemical compound as a tattoo to show for it. :whips off shirt:
Oh, and there's a DNA chain tat below that one. :points:
I fucking HATE long walks on the beach because sand squicks me out. Hard.
Find me on twitter! I love to play.