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Penname: LaraIsAwkward [Contact]
Real name: Lara
Status: Member
Member Since: October 25, 2009
Beta-reader: Yes

Ridiculous Shitty Introduction...


Let's get right down to it, I guess...


I'm Lara. Currently, I reside in the fucktastic NYC Metropolitan area.

I've got two cats and I'm single. :cricket:

My horribly addictive personality enslaved my soul to things like; caffeine, cigarettes, Twilight fan fiction, sex, alcohol and tattoos.

The blood type is O-Neg.

From what I hear, my voice supposedly sounds like one of those crazy phone sex operators but I just think I sound like a dude. :shrugs:

Biology major, but I work in the adult beverage industry, my job title is long, complicated and frankly, I don't give a shit.

To answer your question - Yeah, I get to drink on the job.

I'm an organ donor.

To say that I'm a geek/dork/social recluse - is the understatement of the century.

I have a chemical compound as a tattoo to show for it. :whips off shirt:

Oh, and there's a DNA chain tat below that one. :points:

I fucking HATE long walks on the beach because sand squicks me out. Hard.

Find me on twitter! I love to play.

I'm @LaraIsAwkward

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Stories by LaraIsAwkward



What happens when the mind lies and you can no longer trust the world as you see it? If your perceptions are false, how can you know anything to be true? Bella Swan's life is a nightmare; a nightmare calling itself "Alice". AH, OOC, Mature Themes

Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Emmett
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Completed: No Word count: 22005
[Report This] Published: January 04, 2010 Updated: May 04, 2010


Dr. Bella Swan goes to court to fight a traffic ticket and meets Officer "Do Me Hard" Cullen.  Alice, Bella's pot-smoking, future-telling roommate, suspects there is more to the relationship than just one night of heated passion.  The man in uniform is interested yet Bella remains doubtful.  A story of finding love in the city that never sleeps.

Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Completed: No Word count: 29073
[Report This] Published: December 02, 2009 Updated: December 18, 2009


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