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Ellie is a freak name [Contact
December 20, 2008
Eh, you're not missing much, my friends.
The Cullens know nothing of Twilight: the book by Meyer entailing their secrets. No one in Forks does. But Ella does. Now she's in Forks, and so are the Cullens. Will she affect their lives with her knowlege? Will she even tell them? How would they react? Canon pairings.
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Rated for underage drug usage and crude language (low to nonexistent chance of smut/detailed sexual encounters).
Humorous with plenty of drama and unexpected twists. Patented with a sealed promise of gradually intensifying drama and internal conflict. Delicious.
Warning: Laden with random hilarity. I plan to have you really laughing out loud. ;)
Categories: Post-Breaking Dawn
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January 05, 2009 Updated:
April 06, 2009
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