Facts:

-I own 4 pairs of sexboots. And I do wear them to play dates.

-Rob Pattinson is indeed on the top of my freebie five list.

-I read like a fiend. Books, fics, magazines, anything really. I devour the written word like it's heroin.

-I drink a lot of decaf coffee. It's kind of obscene, the amount.

-I am a young, hawt Mom. Never a MILF. For some reason, that term annoys me when it's applied to me.

-I dance around my house in my underwear daily. It's good for the soul.

-My cat has to be the single most irritating creature on Earth. But I can't get rid of him. That little fu*ker has grown on me.

 

Fantasies:

-Nekkid Rob. Oh snap.

-A new Benz. A Mama can dream, right?

-New knee high biker boots. I let a hoochie borrow mine back in college, and never got them back.

-Those one Choos I saw in a mag yesterday. I like 'em.

-A peaceful nights sleep. Maybe when my boos goes to college.

-A better salon in town. Those ladies just don't get sexhair. Or any hair that isn't teased within an inch of my life. Sigh.