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Penname: voldemortperfumes [Contact]
Real name: Candy
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Member Since: November 27, 2008
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What I write depends on the day. The genres I use most in my work are angst and random, kick-ass humor. Those are just my faves.

 Personally I write mostly canon pairings, but I HAVE written a little non-canon pairage before and quite enjoyed it. As for reading, I read both canon and non-canon also.

 

Smut = love, don't try and tell me any different.

 

My motto: Don't like; don't read!


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Stories by voldemortperfumes
Dollhouse by voldemortperfumes Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 0]
Summary:

Years of troubles have made it impossible for a relationship to foster. Until now. Years of growing up wondering why have left a girl with many questions she hopes will be answered now that she's grown. One man is simply lost in the woods. Jasper/Alice, Bella/Edward.


Categories: AU Characters: Alice
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 6556
[Report This] Published: October 02, 2009 Updated: October 25, 2009


Summary:

"'Before we begin...' And then an interruption. Escape. I never thought he had given up. The only comfort is that no matter what I do, I'm only second choice. She came before me, and if given the choice, he'd always pick her. Good for me. Bad for her."

A story exploring the dynamic between James, Bella, and Alice, as applied to an alternative plotline. Begins in the ballet studio at the end of "Twilight." Could be considered an alternative rest-of-the-saga.


Categories: AU Characters: James
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 2715
[Report This] Published: April 08, 2009 Updated: April 08, 2009


Summary:

All-human, set in medieval times. Femmeslash lemon with implied het pairings. One-shot .... for now.


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 5333
[Report This] Published: March 02, 2009 Updated: March 13, 2009


Summary:

Co-written with Kayanne for KittenMischief's Who's Line Is It Anyway? Contest.

Summary: Bella meets a mysterious stranger who makes her seriously hot and bothered. Combine that with her less-than-idyllic morning, and she's wound tight as all get out. Will a nice ride around the block relieve some of her tension?


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3561
[Report This] Published: February 25, 2009 Updated: March 02, 2009


Summary:

They're spies. What are they after? Kickin some vamp ass, that's what! When more killings spring up, Alice, Edward, and Emmett know they have to do something. They're three people on a mission, and they might just find something truly unexpected: love.

The question is, will they be able to thwart the evil vampires? Save those important to them before they're changed? Save themselves?

All this and more in: They Don't Just Come Out At Night.


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 7419
[Report This] Published: January 27, 2009 Updated: February 03, 2009


Summary:

All that teasing, all those times they'd joked about being with each other's spouses...why god it was practically an invitation! Edward reasoned with himself.

Lemon, One-shot. Alice x Edward.


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3944
[Report This] Published: January 02, 2009 Updated: January 08, 2009


Summary:

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Psychologist Edward Cullen is holding an experiment. Bella becomes a participant in the study, and finds that she's closer to him than she ever dreamed. BxE fic. All-human. LEMONs later on. Also A x J & Em x R.


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, James, Jasper, Laurent, Mike, Rosalie, Seth, Victoria
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Completed: No Word count: 24663
[Report This] Published: November 27, 2008 Updated: January 01, 2009


Summary:

All holiday and no cheer makes Rosalie a dull girl. However, certain forces cause her to lighten up. All-human, one shot. R x E; R x A; R x Em. Includes femmeslash. Review! Also called "Goldilocks and the Three Ho Ho Ho's."


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Edward, Emmett, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 4137
[Report This] Published: December 11, 2008 Updated: December 14, 2008


The List by voldemortperfumes Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 5]
Summary:

Rosalie and Emmett have a little holiday fun, and she shows him a very special "list. Rated NC-17 for smut.


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Emmett, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2715
[Report This] Published: December 04, 2008 Updated: December 05, 2008


Summary: One-shot. Bella x Edward. Your mother said not to talk to strangers, but she never said you couldn't touch them. Lemony content.
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1465
[Report This] Published: November 28, 2008 Updated: November 30, 2008


Summary: Weird title, but it's derived from a song. One-shot set when Jasper and Alice ran off in "Breaking Dawn." Slight SPOILERS. Fluff/Angst.
Categories: Breaking Dawn Characters: Alice, Jasper
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2062
[Report This] Published: November 27, 2008 Updated: November 30, 2008






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