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Penname: Master of the Boot [Contact]
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Member Since: November 21, 2008

Here's the beef.  I love Twilight.  I think it's a great series of books.  But I have to say that the books need a little bit of a man's touch, they need a little more scrapping.  And in my stories I plan to deliver that touch. 

 I live in Western Canada.  Which is like living in Texas without the Texan accents or guns. 

I'm open to criticism, all reviews and even requests if they're reasonable. 


Master of the Boot

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Stories by Master of the Boot

A demonic breed of vampire rule the night, but their numbers are dwindling. 

With huge bounties on their heads, a new class of hunter has emerged, Bounty Hunters. 

One vampire hunter is unlike all others, she is Renesmee, the cutest and most lovable vampire hunter in the entire frontier. 

Watch and be amazed as she fights for truth, justice and the American way in a world gone to darkness.   

Categories: Post-Breaking Dawn, AU, Crossover Characters: Renesmee
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Completed: No Word count: 16936
[Report This] Published: September 23, 2009 Updated: December 20, 2009


Two kinds of vampires rule the night.  The Unstet, who glitter in the day and lure prey to their deaths with their ethereal beauty.  And the Nosferatu: fanged monsters who are as brutal as they are powerful. 

When the Hellsing Organization, the premier vampire hunting organization on earth come to Forks, all hell will break loose. 

Sit down and watch as the Twilight Universe is shaken to it's very foundation. 

Gentlemen, welcome to the Big Hellsing. 

Categories: Post-Breaking Dawn, Eclipse, Crossover, AU Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Jasper
Series: None
Chapters: 23 Completed: No Word count: 80997
[Report This] Published: November 21, 2008 Updated: November 28, 2009


Edward Cullen is the unofficial king of the Seattle Gay scene.  He'd had 'em all, ladies and gentlemen.  One night, all he wants to do is take the hot Jasper Whitlock home for some fun, fun, fun but fate has other plans.

Categories: AU-Human, Crossover Characters: Jasper
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Completed: No Word count: 14809
[Report This] Published: April 06, 2009 Updated: November 28, 2009


You've probably seen it before, Edward is the human and Bella is the vampire.  Well, you haven't seen it like this before.

Step in and have a look as Edward tries to survive his vampire girlfriend.  Oneshot. 

Categories: AU Characters: Bella, Edward
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 5976
[Report This] Published: July 21, 2009 Updated: July 23, 2009


The following crackfic is the result of watching too much Hellsing and Austin Powers.  I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it. 

Categories: Crossover, Crackfic Characters: Edward
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1146
[Report This] Published: March 03, 2009 Updated: March 05, 2009


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