I'm an eccentric married mother of two adorable but terribly challenging boys.  I worked in intellectual property law, but I dropped out of law school because... well... a number of reasons, none of which are interesting.  I've elected Twilight as my mid-life crisis, and so far it's working out very well.  I want to be a published author when I grow up.  When I'm not reading fan fic, I'm reading mysteries, writing bad romance novels, and teaching my kids to stage dive.  I hate the color pink.  I love proofreading.  I have three cats.  I once set my kitchen on fire by boiling water.  Nice to meet you!