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Penname: SkittleE [Contact]
Real name: Elijah
Status: Member
Member Since: June 18, 2009
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Oh dear Jesus I'm 22 now. Savin all that crap below though because it's hilarious.



I'm twelve, and I absolutely love Twilight. Mostly for the vampires though, but it has a good story to go along with it. 

A couple years ago my mom brought me home a book by the name of Twilight that was greatly recommended for me by an awesome co-worker of hers. It was recommended for me because of my love of all things vampire, and so my obsession began.

Less then 24 hours later I had finished Twilight and was dying to read New Moon. Of course I was disappointed that none of the vampires got some action in but hey, Carlisle and Edward can't fend off all of them. That was a few months later though. And then somewhere in July my mom got me the special edition of Eclipse, and I couldn't wait for Breaking Dawn. I always seem to read a great series only to find out the end hasn't been written yet.

Anyway, I read Breaking Dawn in a day, after my mom and Grandma (whom we were visiting in Missouri the time it came out) picked it up for me at midnight and I read it in less than a day. And guess what? I could have met Stephenie Meyer! If we had stayed in TX then I would have gotten to meet her because apparently she was at the mall near my house that my mom actually worked in at the time when it came out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WOULD HAVE MET HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now that my rant is over, let me show you the books I like:

Harry Potter started it all off when I was six. Then came A Series of Unfortunate Events. Next, of course, Twilight. Percy Jackson and the Olympians followed, and many more have been read. Some books I'm too embarrassed about reading to tell you about. Of course, there are a lot.... Oh, and most recently I've read (and am still reading) Emma by Jane Austen. It's actually pretty good, but I wouldn't put up with it if it wasn't my name.

So I've probably bored you to death with my life story, but it's not over. So hah. Odd things that I dislike:

Pizza, Oreo's, Pepperoni, Hard-Shelled Tacos, People, Frosted Mini Wheats, the Sun, Grape Soda, my brothers (though it's pretty easy to dislike them and not odd at all), happy little rays of sunshines, Ned Flanders, Plaid, The Twilight movies (they're a disgrace to the books), and many more things...

Things that I absolutely love with all my heart (no matter how small it is):

Twilight, The Simpsons (I've watched every episode and I'm obsessed with it), the rain, Halloween, sick humor, and not much else....

I've got an account on ff, which I will add any stories about Twilight that get rejected from here to. So pretty much all my stories will be on there. I seriously doubt I'll ever get anything on here. Sigh....



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