Hello! I'm Ava! :) I'm really awkward, a bit clumsy and I have a speech impediment where my R's sound like W's. I have the sense of humor of a 12 year old boy and can watch hours and hours of informercials . I'm flighty, disorganized and I like books more than most people. I consider myself a feminist (ooh, dirty word!) and I'm a follower and lover of my God in heaven, but you'll never hear me call myself a 'christian.' I'm majoring in English and a Junior at a university in North Carolina. I have a pocket Edward Cullen that I carry with me everywhere, along with a cardboard cutout of him chilling in the living room of my apartment. I have an unquenchable fascination with language acquisition in small children and the punk scene of the 70's. I enjoy sarcasm, insulting people on levels they can't comprehend, and the voices of Jim Adkins and Johnny Rzeznik. Also, my brain is full of ridiculous and completely useless facts.

I'm open to almost any pairings, except Bella/Jasper. For some reason, I just can't do it. Those two together make me cringe so badly. Anything else, I'm good with, but nooooooo Bellsper for me :)