(A/N: This Profile MUST be read out loud by Don LaFontaine or Pablo Francisco for full effect!)
In a world...where Twilight was popular.
One man on a mission would rise from the dust to save human and vampirekind.
His name was Anonymous Nobody III, but most people called him "That Guy".
He came from a small, humble town in the United States, destined to fulfill the prophecy.
But what will happen when he postpones fulfilling that prophecy in order to write fan fiction?
"It's one of the best fan fictions of the summer" ~USA Tomorrow
"A real mouse-scroller! Sure to keep you on the edge of your desk chair!" ~The Old York Times
"I thought it was rather indulgent, really. I didn't like it at all." ~Simon Cowell
This summer, Action has a new name. Romance has a new name. And Anonymous Nobody III has a new name because he was sick of people calling him Anonymous when he actually had a name.
(Seriously, he went and got it legally changed because he's an adult now. His parents didn't want him to, but he did it anyway! You'd do it too, wouldn't you? Sorry. I digress.)
He is...The Last Dream Weaver.
Coming to a computer screen near you!