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Penname: samekraemer [Contact]
Real name: Lisa Kraemer
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Member Since: June 02, 2009
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I'm an avid reader of Twilight fanfication and have authored a few (!) stories of my own.  I enjoy writing short stories and long stories and probably should find additional hobbies because I do it a lot!


I'm married and the mother of three who are all on their own, so I'm old enough to know that most of the people who read my stuff are a lot younger than me, but you can't keep an old horse down.


I hope you'll check out my stories and give them a shot.  I like to think their all unique without veering too far from the original Twilight theme, but maybe I'm a little touched in the head.


I don't tweet or blog or any of that stuff, so you'll just have to PM me through the website.  I truly love hearing from you and look forward to each review I get on my stories.


God bless!


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Stories by samekraemer
Labels by samekraemer Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 212]
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“Everyone has labels attached to them that they acquire over a lifetime... mother, daughter, wife, lover, friend, co-worker.  I happen to have all of those labels attached to me, plus one in particular that I’m not happy about…widow.  I have a daughter who never met her father, and parents who try to help me out but drive me crazy, along with a father-in-law who I take care of in the absence of his son.  Along with the label of “widow” came another label that I’m not happy about and it’s one I assigned to myself…crazy.  The reason I’m crazy is because every night in my dreams, I talk to my dead husband as if he was still alive.  I was perfectly content to live with those labels until someone showed up in my life that caused me to add another label to my seemingly never ending list…screwed." –Bella Black

 

AH/OOC.  Canon couples, eventually.  This is a story of a woman trying to deal with a devastating loss, so there will be sadness, but there will be humor and there will be love.  There’s foul language, eventual lemons, and it’s told in Bella’s POV.  It’s rated NC-17 for a reason.  It’s a love story at its heart, but it’s not an easy one.


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella
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Series: None
Chapters: 20 Completed: Yes Word count: 125316
[Report This] Published: January 04, 2012 Updated: June 19, 2012


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Two men, one younger and one older, find themselves sitting on a bench at the San Antonio River Walk.  They spend some time talking about the one thing they both have in common at the time…they’re both waiting on a woman.  As the older man explains to the younger man the reason why he doesn’t mind it so much, they find out they have a lot more in common than either would have imagined.

 

Twilight characters are the property of Stephanie Meyer.  No copyright infringement intended.  AU/AH. 

 

Warnings:  Explicit language.

 


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Jasper
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Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 6919
[Report This] Published: March 16, 2012 Updated: April 01, 2012


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What’s a girl to do when she determines that there aren’t any good men left?  She creates them.  Bella Swan was unlucky in love, so she started creating dream men in fiction.  She wrote about the kind of man she’d love to meet and fall in love with, and for the amount of time it took to write her romance novels, she felt like she had a love of her own.  It wasn’t real, but in her opinion, real love wasn’t something that was within her grasp, so the fantasy was better than nothing. 

One day, suffering from writer’s block, she went to the corner café for a change of scenery.  When a cowboy tripped over her purse, she was so captivated by his appearance, that she had inspiration for a new character in her latest book.  He walked away with only a few words in her direction, and all she had was the visual of his green eyes and wild hair to go on, but for her, it was enough to fuel her imagination.

The stars at night are big and bright…deep in the heart of Texas.  Life holds mysteries that one can never fathom, and maybe there’s such a thing as fate.  Maybe, every once in a while, fate gives a hand to a lonesome cowboy and a romantic at heart…sometimes with a little help from a rabbit.

AH/OOC.  Canon couples.  Rated NC-17 for a reason like always.  Saddle up…we’re going for a ride.

 

 


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella
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Series: None
Chapters: 56 Completed: Yes Word count: 354691
[Report This] Published: February 11, 2011 Updated: February 26, 2012


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Incredible Banner by readergoof...she even found a white bikini!!  Thank you!!

 

A jilted bride and a jilted groom decide to go on their respective honeymoons.  When fate brings them together at the same resort in the Bahamas, how much will they have in common besides broken hearts?  Can you start over on your honeymoon?  What do they each bring to the table?  It all starts with a white bikini…where will it end?

 

 

 

AH/Canon couples.  NC-17 for a reason (I mean, it’s me for crap’s sakes!).  Language (again, it’s me).  Shifting perspectives, and unusual twists.  Who doesn’t love a beach getaway?

 

 

 

 


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Edward
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Series: None
Chapters: 10 Completed: Yes Word count: 57554
[Report This] Published: August 14, 2011 Updated: October 20, 2011


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If someone gave you three wishes, would you use them?  That's the question Bella Swan, practical psychology major, has to decide when her grandmother presents her with a story that she can't believe, and a blue sapphire ring that she's always coveted.  If you could go to any time in your future would you make the wish?

AU-Human.  Told in Bella's POV.  Cannon Couples.  OOC.  Not angsty, but a few tissues may be necessary in places.  Language, Lemons (of course...you know me).  It's different than anything else I've written.  Interested in a little magic?


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Completed: Yes Word count: 72733
[Report This] Published: May 11, 2011 Updated: August 03, 2011


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Bella Swan had led a very ordinary life.  She'd married her college boyfriend only to be betrayed when he left her for another girl.  After the death of her father, she pulled out a map and threw a dart.  The implications of that one simple act would send her life in a direction that would surprise her beyond belief.  She found a home...she found a job...could she find love again after surviving a cheating husband?  Only time will tell...What secrets will the beautiful stranger she meets have and how will she deal with them?

AU/AH...Canon Couples...with a twist.  NC-17 for smut, dirty language, a smattering of BDSM, and the usual lemons. 

Stephanie Meyer owns all things Twilight.  I like to put them into awkward positions and see what happens.  Take the ride?


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Edward
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Series: None
Chapters: 38 Completed: Yes Word count: 264490
[Report This] Published: June 14, 2010 Updated: March 10, 2011


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Bella needed to change it up.  Moving to Savannah for a year after graduating from UGA seemed like a good plan.  However, bills needed to be paid, and money was tight.  Unfortunately, her playboy boss, Edward, doesn’t make her nights easy.  After reconnecting with old friends, a pattern of miscommunication about engagements and one night stands, and a stalker dead set on keeping the pair apart, Bella and Edward find themselves thrown together in a whirlwind of events that will shape both of their lives in ways they never imagined.  It's gonna get hot in the South!

Set in Savannah, Georgia.  OOC, AU-AH.  Canon couples.  Lots of lemons.  Some violence. 

Thanks to lindsayraye for her input and suggestion regarding my story summary!  Come visit us on the forum at  http://www.twilighted.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=44&t=9389&hilit=Laws+of+Attraction%2FGeorgia+on+My+Mind


Categories: AU-Human Characters: None
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Series: None
Chapters: 26 Completed: Yes Word count: 173214
[Report This] Published: February 09, 2010 Updated: August 24, 2010


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***BANNER BY MsTwiSwe***

 

****NOW COMPLETE****

Bella Swan is a second year law school student. She goes on an interview that she feels pressured into by her law school advisor, Carlisle Cullen. Who she meets at the interview throws her perfectly orchestrated world completely off balance.

What happens when you think you know exactly what you want and life throws you a curve ball??

AH/AU, OOC, Canon Couples. Lots of Lemons and a description of violence. Nothing too dark, though. The real world is hard enough!!


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella
Challenges:
Series: SMUT - Best of the Best - Edward and Bella
Chapters: 28 Completed: Yes Word count: 148187
[Report This] Published: November 09, 2009 Updated: May 04, 2010


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**Banner made by: Oceanwaters2006**

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Bella's had enough of Edward holding back from her.  She enlists some unexpected help in her pursuit to get Edward to let go of his Victorian views on love and sex.  When unexpected events occur that change the plan for Bella's transformation, what course will their lives take?

Lots of lemons/humor.  Canon couples.  I took the story OOC because I wanted to let them be a little less uptight.  I wanted them to have a lot more fun and a lot less fighting.

THANKS TO OCEANWATERS2006 FOR THE AMAZING BANNER!!!


Categories: Post-Eclipse, AU Characters: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 35 Completed: Yes Word count: 173485
[Report This] Published: July 17, 2009 Updated: April 25, 2010






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