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Penname: SassenachWench [Contact]
Real name: SassenachWench
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Member Since: May 15, 2009
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Geek Love by SassenachWench Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1230]

Edward and Bella are web geeks, friends, and colleagues. He kicks ass at code, she kicks ass at Nerf wars.

A serious case of social retardation prevents Edward from going after the woman of his dreams. Can Edward overcome his inability to communicate in order to help Bella, whose dark past threatens her future happiness?

Humor, healing, romance, and rampant geekitude collide in this Edward & Bella love story.

"...a funny, quirky love story about two computer geeks whose playful friendship turns into something more."
~Chokin' the Rubber Chicken blog.

Geek Love by SassenachWench


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Series: Geekward and Nerdella
Chapters: 22 Completed: Yes Word count: 79448
[Report This] Published: August 21, 2009 Updated: January 03, 2010

Tryst by SassenachWench Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 17]

My name is Carlisle Cullen. I am a doctor, a husband, and a father. My family—my wife and children—are my world. They inspire me to be the best man I can be. Like all men, I have failings—weaknesses that torment me. For me, it's sex. I have an unusual thirst for it, craving it almost constantly.

Categories: AU-Human Characters: Carlisle, Esme
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 7912
[Report This] Published: December 20, 2009 Updated: December 20, 2009

The Hunt by SassenachWench Rated: PG starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 43]

Some killers have no shame.  This is a 60 second look into the mind of a bloodthirsty hunter.

The Hunt by SassenachWench

Categories: Crackfic, Other Characters: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 385
[Report This] Published: September 23, 2009 Updated: September 23, 2009

Just One Day by SassenachWench Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 746]

For just one day every decade the Cullen family opens things up in the bedroom. AU lemon-fest.  Canon and non-canon pairings, but no permanent splitting of canon couples.

This story contains very adult themes and includes F/F slash in earlier chapters and some M/M slash later.

This story earns its NC-17 rating folks!!

Just One Day by SassenachWench

A big thank you to DiamondHeart for her guidance (read Moonshadow!), and to my beta, MsKathy!

Categories: Post-Breaking Dawn Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jasper, Rosalie
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Completed: No Word count: 42169
[Report This] Published: June 13, 2009 Updated: August 08, 2009


Edward has to help Bella through her transformation. LEMONY ONE SHOT. AU after the "vote" scene in New Moon. BxE.

Before The Change by SassenachWench

Categories: New Moon, AU Characters: Bella, Carlisle, Edward
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 5205
[Report This] Published: June 07, 2009 Updated: June 13, 2009


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