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Penname: Pastiche Pen [Contact]
Real name: Shannon
Status: Member
Member Since: October 25, 2008

Random Facts About Myself:

I have a cat named Butternut. He's insane so we just call him Nut. My boyfriend is a an amateur chef. I run my own business. I am a middle child. My favorite feature is my hair. It's brown. I really like badass women, and I love babies.

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Yesternight by Pastiche Pen Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]


A trip to Mexico leaves Carlisle and Edward captured by Maria's coven. Edward wants to hate Jasper, the coven's lieutenant, but... emotions are not his talent. Slash. AU. Vamp-Au. Edward/Jasper.

Categories: Pre-Twilight, AU Characters: Edward, Jasper
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Completed: No Word count: 6664
[Report This] Published: July 25, 2010 Updated: August 29, 2010


Edward Cullen is engaged to the perfect woman - except that she's not his version of perfect. How does he catch the woman who is? EPOV Companion to Sin & Incivility. Rosalie x Edward at first (yes, I know...), but BellaxEdward. Mature. All-human.

Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward, Emmett, Rosalie
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Completed: Yes Word count: 24582
[Report This] Published: November 08, 2009 Updated: December 31, 2009

Summary: Feature

Edward Cullen: telepath, vampire, and psychologist. When a new patient ignites unfamiliar feelings in his soul, can he reconcile his past with his future?

A la Midnight Sun. Dark noir.

Statue of Venus and Psyche, red candle, side view of Edward's face with eye changing from red to black to gold and back

*Thanks and more to the might AngstyGoddess003 for her graphical prowess.

Categories: Pre-Twilight, Twilight, AU Characters: Bella, Edward
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Completed: Yes Word count: 100584
[Report This] Published: May 09, 2009 Updated: September 25, 2009


Waxing Crescent Image

So Nessie is a hormone-charged teenager who happens to notice the hotness that is Jacob Black. But then, (because life just sucks that way) a shady vampire enters the picture, determined to make Nessie his. So in summary: constant sexually charged banter between Ness and Jacob, Daddy-Edward on the fritz, sexy vamp stalker, and Nahuel squaring off with Jake. Around chapter six or so, the pace picks up very quickly. So read on!

Categories: Post-Breaking Dawn Characters: Jacob, Nessie, Renesmee
Series: None
Chapters: 37 Completed: Yes Word count: 65711
[Report This] Published: November 19, 2008 Updated: April 06, 2009


Nymph and the Waterfall

Bella has a chronic case of aquaphilia. Jacob attempts to dress her like an Indian. Emmett can’t keep his hands to himself, and oh, yeah, Edward loses the gentleman in him and plays the Peeping Tom. There's a guh-nome, too. Rated for dirty talk, liberated ladies, and oodles of bad behavior.

Note the NC-17 label. Just because the cover graphic is cute doesn't mean the story isn't kinky.

Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Jacob, James, Jasper, Renee
Series: None
Chapters: 29 Completed: Yes Word count: 74729
[Report This] Published: December 03, 2008 Updated: February 20, 2009


"Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of the best." —Woody Allen 

So this starts with a dirty James/Bella lemon, but the question is: Why? Why did Bella drop her fiancee, and why does she dream of green eyes?

Bella wrestles with heartache in her own uncivilized way.

Sin and Incivility Banner

So: EXB, JamesXB, JakeXB. Adult content, so adults only. As far as the citrus goes, it's going to be a fruitbasket. Strangely, tongue-in-cheek funny too. Strangely.

Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Jacob, James, Rosalie, Victoria
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Completed: Yes Word count: 20244
[Report This] Published: December 24, 2008 Updated: February 06, 2009


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