Hey  y'all! I am a mother of 4 beautiful, talented, young people and I teach middle school science to hormonal teenagers. I have a degree in Biology and Kinesiolog.

My life as I knew it ended when my oldest son handed me his girlfriend's copy of Twilight. I became instantly addicted to anything Edward and Bella. After I read the books multiple times and was waiting for the movie, I stumbled across the link to Boycotts and Barflies and the world of fanfiction beckoned to me, causing a new obsession to wash over my soul and pull me under. My kids just recently threatened to stage an intervention, lol. They're so funny. They also say "Mom, you're such a dork!" when I drool over any and all things RPattz. His sex on a stick gorgeous looks, to me, transcend all time, space and dimension.

So I read fanfiction til my eyes feel scratchy and blur and could audition for a Visine 'dry eyes' commercial.