Hello, I'm SugarVenom, sometimes known as SugarLicks and/or Mandy. I'm a 31 year old stay at home mom of three small children and my house was cleaned last month when my Internet connection was lost for three days straight. To say that I'm a fanfic addict would be an understatement. For those who care, this is what I love:
I love when Rosalie is the good girl.
I love when Alice is a bitch.
I love when Edward is dark/light/nerdy/christian/heathen/tattooed/OCD/rich/poor/abandoned/homeless/here/there/everywhere.
I love when Bella wears pretty panties and shoes.
I love my lemons naughty and nice.
I love Robert Pattinson in an unholy way that makes me blush and shiver.
I love when I read a rec and the story totally lives up to the review.
I love and live for "forbidden" situations for ExB, ie: student/teacher, boss/assistant, priest/sinner, etc.
I love AU and AH.
I love when an author "out-canons" Stephenie Meyer.
I love my Chocolate Lab named Rosalie.
I love that my two-year-old son has bronze hair.
And this is what I am not a fan: Predictable, Lemons in every single paragraph, random Twilight names for every character in the story, and that's about it - I'm not too picky.
I keep a few stories in my Favorites on FF and Twilighted that I haven't read yet, just so I don't lose them. So if I'm listed as 'On Alert' and have never reviewed, now you know why. A review is the least I can give for such joy that has been given. Oh, and I never leave a mean review. Constructive criticism is fine, but unless I am specifically asked I have a simple rule - if I didn't pay for it, I should expect nothing, and thank authors for their time and talent. And one last thing, I am a lousy speller, so my reviews can be a bit wonky, sorry.
My favorites are listed but I have several that are KING to me: Sin and Invincibility, Past and Present, The Office, Growing Up Cullen, Clipped Wings and Inked Armor, and The Blessing and The Curse. On Twilighted: Like Night and Day, In the Land of Milk and Honey, and Sanctuary and a one-shot called A Little Crazy.
