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A little about me:
I'm in my 20's, at least for a few more years. I recently got remarried and I just had a baby. Little Miss Sophia Kathleen arrived on August 25th. Go me! I have a puppy named Dexter, he has a lazy eye and it makes him look 'special.' My four year old does not like it when I write, we fight about this often. I'm snarky, and I love it.
I hate Jacob Black. You will not change my mind. To me, he is nothing but an emotional rapist. Do not argue with me on this point, I've heard it all before, and I simply do not care. I despise him, and that's the end of that. Edward Cullen, you say? I puffy heart Edward Cullen, so fucking much. Why? Because, even though his behavior in the books is borderline psychotic, he's still completely vulnerable and...well,..yummy fucking hotness that I would throw myself at and ride until I died. But that fact, is neither here, nor there. Bella Swan. Bella fucking Swan. Bitch needs to grow up and stop whining, all woe is me, because she's got one fucktabulous man, clamoring for her heart, and she's all stuck in her "teen-age angst." Dude, here's a lemon-drop, drink up, shut up, and maybe go masturbate. You're going to be just fine. Alice Cullen. I adore Alice, I do not adore people continually writing her as nothing more than a shopping addicted pixie, that has one solid brain cell, that is striving to not only keep her body in motion, but constantly matchmake/plot/scheme/makeover someone else. My definition of Alice? A young woman with an effervescent personality, who has style, grace and a sound mind to communicate what she wants and needs from and for other people. Rosalie Hale, why must everyone write her as such a bitch? Do I agree that she is one, well, yes. But she has reasoning behind it. I sincerely doubt you would find another character that is as loyal as Rosalie. Her family is incredibly important to her, maybe not as important as herself, maybe a little more at times, but nonetheless, I do not think Rosalie is a bitch, simply to be a bitch. Emmett Cullen. Is. Not. Stupid. 'Nuff fucking said. Jasper Hale. Ah, blondie male Hale. He is yummy, dontcha think? Though I wish they could get him a better wig in the movies, that thing looks like it's trying to eat his brain. Carlisle and Esme, Charlie...they equal the awesome. Yep they do. Renee, she irks me. Phil, is a person simply stuck in a book that offers nothing of consequence. Mhm. I said it.
There ya go. My take on some stuff. I have no problem sharing my thoughts with you. You are most welcome to do the same with me, in fact it is encouraged.
"Be daring, be different, be impractical, be anything that will assert integrity of purpose and imaginative vision against the play-it-safers, the creatures of the commonplace, the slaves of the ordinary." - Sir Cecil Beaton
"I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge. That myth is more potent than history. I believe that dreams are more powerful than facts, that hope always triumphs over experience, that laughter is the only cure for grief, and that love is stronger than death." - Robert Fulgahm
"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life's realities." - Dr. Seuss
"We are each of us angels with only one wing, and we can only fly by embracing one another." - Luciano de Crescenzo
"Bella, I couldn’t live with myself if I ever hurt you. You don’t know how it’s tortured me. The thought of you, still, white, cold… to never see you blush scarlet again, to never see that flash of intuition in your eyes when you see through my pretenses… it would be unendurable. You are the most important thing to me now. The most important thing to me ever." -Edward Cullen
"However, when the sun rose in the morning, shining through our balcony doors, we’d open our eyes, and we’d be okay. Not perfect, not entirely healthy, not even rational where our love for one another was concerned. Just okay. Merely sufficient, at best. But there’d be only acceptance—never shame—in being two divine failures as we emerged from slumber, perfectly flawed, and wide awake." -Bella Swan, Wide Awake Ch. 52 by AngstGoddess003 at http://www.angstgoddess003.livejournal.com/