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Penname: Roxie [Contact]
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Status: Member
Member Since: April 04, 2009
Beta-reader: No

Hey I'm Roxie,

I was never a writer in fan fiction until me and my friend, jasper_rox, had an idea! Go check it out! We intend to become INTERNET FAMOUS! (Especially jasper_rox) I, Roxie, am already but only slightly internet famous regarding my cat, Tigger. I put a video, and few other videos of various topics, on youtube of her. If You have timecheck out my youtube Channel: DARKTIGERKAT148


  • Drafting (ie. architecture)

  • Photography

  • Computer Graphics and Digital Media Design


  • Paramore

  • Three Days Grace

  • My Chemical Romance

  • Lady GaGa

  • Sountracks!!! (ex: Slumdog Millionaire track is my fave atm! <3 )

Also, please, go to jasper_rox's prfile. Her stuff is really well written and she is truly an artist!!! :)




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Stories by Roxie
Summary: Feature



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Edward can’t believe it when Bella, sitting in his car with him, suddenly starts to bleed. He is horrified until he realizes it’s only her “time of month” and there is nothing to worry about. Unfortunately for him, this does nothing to dissuade his heroin-like craving, especially when there are veritable goldmines of Bella’s sweet blood, just sitting there in her trash! Can Edward really go through with his plot? Won’t Bella notice her missing garbage? How will the Cullens escape detection now?

Find out in: The Maddeningly Marvellous, Magically Mysterious, Majestically Malodorous Maxi-Pad Misadventures of Edward Cullen and the Crimson Tide!

Thanks to SubtlePen for the idea and permission to use it. Everyone should go read her stories right now! (after this one)

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Thanks to Mama_Marinara and EmmettIsMyTeddyBear for the great banners!

Categories: Twilight, Crackfic Characters: Alice, Angela, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, Jasper, Jessica, Rosalie
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Completed: Yes Word count: 13134
[Report This] Published: June 21, 2009 Updated: September 05, 2010


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