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Edward/Bella.  Rob/Kristen.


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Stories by the shrew
Summary:

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There is real life, then there's Real Life.

 

We all know that Rob and Kristen belong together. So what happens when that finally happens, just years down the road? Enter Ever After . . .

 

A series of one-shots, that are tied together by the moments that make up a couple's life together. Add a few 'sex-haired' babies and some Twilight friends for fun.

 

Rated NC-17 because you just never know when the lemon muse will show up.

 

A new series from  jakeward and the shrew.

 

*stories will not be necessarily be in chronological order. Cause that's how we roll. :)

 

 


Categories: Other Characters: Kellan Lutz, Kristen Stewart, Other Character, Robert Pattinson
Challenges:
Series: Ever After . . ., The Robsten Files
Chapters: 27 Completed: No Word count: 118030
[Report This] Published: April 09, 2009 Updated: March 21, 2013


Kristen? by the shrew Rated: PG-13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 24]
Summary:

A silly drabble of a Rob/Kristen convo meant to make you smile.

 

I disclaim! I disclaim! For fanfiction purposes only. :)


Categories: Other Characters: Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 610
[Report This] Published: January 08, 2012 Updated: January 09, 2012


Summary:

 

An Isle Esme first night story that picks up just where canon left off.

Book canon.

Bella POV.


Categories: Breaking Dawn Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 9488
[Report This] Published: September 22, 2011 Updated: September 25, 2011


Summary:

 

This is an AU/crackfic version of the tent scene in Eclipse.

Please keep your tongue firmly secured in your cheek as you read. ;-)

Disclaimer: Stephenie Meyer owns Twilight.  No infringement intended.  Just good fun with characters that I care wa-aa-ay too much about.

 

 


Categories: Crackfic Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3050
[Report This] Published: July 10, 2011 Updated: July 16, 2011


Summary:

A Rob/Kristen one-shot of filming Twilight.  Although the scene never made it into the final version of the film, what was going through Rob's mind during one of Kristen's favorite scenes - the infamous "Do you really want a taste?"

Disclaimer: For fanfiction purposes only. No disrespect or infringement intended.

 

 


Categories: Other Characters: Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1193
[Report This] Published: June 30, 2011 Updated: July 01, 2011


Summary:

A short one-shot during pre-production of Breaking Dawn in which Rob has a bit of a "wake up call."  ;-P

Disclaimer: FICTION!  FICTION!  FICTION!  This isn't real.  No disrespect is intended, and no profit is ever made from this.  This is for fanfiction purposes only.


Categories: Other Characters: Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson
Challenges:
Series: The Robsten Files
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1167
[Report This] Published: October 31, 2010 Updated: November 07, 2010


Summary:

Sometimes chores can be very satisfying.

Rob/Kristen one shot. KPOV.

Disclaimer: FICTION.  Not real.  I own nothing.  I don't know anyone.  No offense or harm intended.  No profit.  Only sexy-times.  For fanfiction purposes only.

 


Categories: Other Characters: Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson
Challenges:
Series: The Robsten Files
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2186
[Report This] Published: October 13, 2010 Updated: October 16, 2010


Just Us by the shrew Rated: R starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 45]
Summary:

 

 

 

A late night in Budapest.  Robsten moment.  Kristen POV.

You gotta love Budapest. It's the gift that keeps on giving. ;-)

Disclaimer: THIS IS FICTION.

I just want to pretend they are this happy. :)

 


Categories: Other Characters: Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson
Challenges:
Series: The Robsten Files
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1507
[Report This] Published: August 22, 2010 Updated: August 23, 2010


Summary:

 

 

 

A slice of life for Kristen and Rob.  It's their first party in their new home.  Join them as they celebrate the Fourth.

 

 

 

Disclaimer: This is a work of FICTION.  These are CHARACTERS.  I do NOT know them.  I adore them and wish them all of the happiness and privacy in their REAL LIFE.  We just want to squee over imaginary versions of their happiness.  This is for fanfiction purposes ONLY!  :D


Categories: Other Characters: Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson
Challenges:
Series: The Robsten Files
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 5463
[Report This] Published: August 11, 2010 Updated: August 14, 2010


Wake Up Call by the shrew Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 260]
Summary:

A real person fiction that starts off with a view of the relationship of Rob and Kristen through the eyes of an unusual source.  What did Michael see?  Watch his psyche self-destruct in 17 pages of Robsten lemony goodness.

Then read as Kristen has her own Wake Up Call from these events.  Follow her time with Rob when her world seemingly falls apart.

Not an Herb-centric fic, but he sets up the story.  ROBSTEN all the way.

 

Disclaimer: An imaginary tale of Rob/Kristen. Written with love for the real people.  No disrespect, no harm, no infringement.  We are the fans happy to squee over the idea of them, and wish the real people happiness, success, and privacy in their real lives.  This is for fanfiction purposes only.

 


Categories: Other Characters: Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson
Challenges:
Series: The Robsten Files
Chapters: 12 Completed: Yes Word count: 62484
[Report This] Published: November 12, 2008 Updated: July 02, 2010


The Prize by the shrew Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 27]
Summary:

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MTV Movie Awards.  A private after-party for Rob and Kristen.

It's Rob and Kristen.  It's NC-17.  It's written by the shrew.  You know what's coming. They are! XD

Disclaimer: Imaginary tale.  Not the real people.  Just characters. We, their fans, want to squee over the idea of them and leave the real people in peace.  It's how we roll.  For fanfiction purposes only.


Categories: Other Characters: Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson
Challenges:
Series: The Robsten Files
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2120
[Report This] Published: June 18, 2010 Updated: June 19, 2010


Summary:

 

 

What happens when the life you know falls apart, leaving you to pick up the pieces when you would rather fall apart? What happens when the love of your life is taken from you, yet haunts your dreams and your soul? How can you ever live when you would rather die? Until you awake from a dream and see your love has returned . . .

What's meant to be will always find a way.

 

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Categories: AU Characters: Alice, Angela, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, Jasper, Leah, Mike, Rosalie, Seth
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Completed: No Word count: 18178
[Report This] Published: August 04, 2009 Updated: May 23, 2010


Summary:

AU/AH Jacob kisses Bella, and she punches him for it.  This is how the aftermath might have gone down in an all-human world.  Maybe.  Or not, but it was fun regardless.

Edward/Bella pairing always.  But I actually tried to be nice to the pup.  Unfortunately, I failed.

 


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Charlie, Edward, Jacob
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2359
[Report This] Published: January 13, 2010 Updated: January 13, 2010


Summary:

The companion piece to It Wasn't . . .  This is Rob's response to Kristen.  It's not necessary, but you will get more jokes if you read her piece first.  His response is a bit longer, as it is Rob, and also because he admitted his love much sooner than she did.

Sometimes it's the smallest actions that speak the loudest.  And sometimes, in the smallest things, the world can be found.  Sometimes there is more than love at first sight.

 

Disclaimer:  This is a work of fiction.  I don't know them.  I don't own anything.  I respect and adore the real people names in this RPF.  I wish them nothing but happiness and success in their real life endeavors.  No disrepsect, infringement, offense intended.  This is for fanfiction purposes only.


Categories: Other Characters: Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson
Challenges:
Series: The Robsten Files
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2394
[Report This] Published: November 23, 2009 Updated: November 23, 2009


Summary:

Sometimes in life, the things that change and move us go unnoticed at first. It is only in retrospect that the picture is clear.

A one shot from Kristen's POV.  If you cannot handle that, then please do not read.

Disclaimer: I don't know them.  I don't own anything.  This is a bit of fluff for their fans.  It is written with love and respect for both Rob and Kristen.  I wish them joy, love, and success in their real lives.  For fanfiction purposes only.


Categories: Other Characters: Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson
Challenges:
Series: The Robsten Files
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1262
[Report This] Published: November 12, 2009 Updated: November 12, 2009


The Secret by the shrew Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 64]
Summary:

People aren't always what they appear to be.  Including Kristen and Rob.  The night of the Tokyo premiere of Twilight, perceptions and assumptions weigh heavily on a fledgling relationship. But what happens when the ultimate perception collides with an incorrect assumption? Can they get past it together and become stronger for it? Read on to learn 'The Secret'.


Categories: Other Characters: Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson
Challenges:
Series: The Robsten Files
Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes Word count: 10752
[Report This] Published: July 29, 2009 Updated: August 24, 2009


Summary:

A hot day in Forks, in more ways than one.  How much damage could a little Sharpie really do?  Find out... 


Categories: Post-Eclipse Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 6468
[Report This] Published: April 13, 2009 Updated: April 20, 2009


Summary:

 

Rob/Kristen PWP on the set of Eclipse. Sexy fluff.  Because we all need that sometimes!

 


Categories: Other Characters: Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson
Challenges:
Series: The Robsten Files
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1890
[Report This] Published: March 29, 2009 Updated: April 05, 2009






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