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Penname: carribbeanlady [Contact]
Real name: Nicole
Status: Member
Member Since: August 27, 2008

First of all I want everyone to know that my stories do NOT include Bella getting PREGNANT!! Okay? Bella's eggo will never get preggo, it ain't possible!!

Moving on.

Hi. My name is Nicole and I'm a Canadian writer in the making. At the moment, I am in my first year of college for Journalism. My only problem is that I'm too sarcastic for my own good. I tend to make jokes about everything and there isn't a day when I'm not laughing. Along with comedy, my life revolves around reading and writing. I've been writing since around the age of ten, starting out in small comics about a family of talking dogs which I ironically called "The Dogs." Most of my writing includes a historical element because I love history as well. I write the most about Twilight now, however I hate Breaking Dawn and refuse to even acknowledge it as a book. I dislike fan fictions that have Bella/Anyone Other Than Edward, Pregant Bella, Edward/Anyone Other Than Bella, RPattz/KStew, Any fiction that has the real actors, bad grammar and spelling, boring storylines and Renesmee.

My goal in life is to get a good journalism job that allows me to move to Bath, England where I can write books and eat Cadbury chocolate, which will be fed to me by my doting, romantic and amazingly handsome British husband, for the rest of my life. There would only be me and my husband forever together without screaming kids. Our babies would be our beagle Pilot and our basset hound Smilely (ironic!). A girl can dream, right?

My Fictional Dream Boat Hotties: (Alphabetically because I love them all equally.)

Atticus Finch (To Kill a Mockingbird)
Damian Spinelli (General Hospital)
Daniel Gale (The Bad Mother's Handbook)
Dimitri Belikov (Vampire Academy)
Edward Cullen (Twilight Saga)
Edward Rochester (Jane Eyre)
Fitzwilliam Darcy (Pride and Prejudice)
Jim Halpert (The Office)
Joe Harmon (A Town Like Alice)
Marcus Flutie (The Jessica Darling Series)
Mohammad Tariq Walizai (A Thousand Splendid Suns)
Sam Roth (Shiver)
Valerius Magnus (The Dark Hunter Series: Seize the Night)
Vane Kattalakis (The Dark Hunter Series: Night Play)

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Stories by carribbeanlady




All Human.
Wyoming Territory, 1868

The roving bandit Cullen has many secrets about his past life and a dangerous career of choice, yet Isabella feels like she knows him. Behind his dark eyes lies a secret that Isabella fears changed the man forever. In the rough American West jealousy, betrayal, deceit and death prospers along with the settlers…


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Completed: No Word count: 23346
[Report This] Published: September 07, 2010 Updated: May 09, 2011




All Human.

 Seth Clearwater could be described as many things. Nerd. Geek. Computer extraordinaire. Ultimate Halo player. But never could he be described as a lady’s man. While perusing the grocery store for sugar one day he finds a cereal box that would forever change his life.

 Outtake from ‘What the Disguise Won’t Hide.’ But you don’t have to read that story to understand this one.


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Other Character, Seth
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 1644
[Report This] Published: February 22, 2011 Updated: February 23, 2011


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 All Human.

Private Eye Edward Masen has always played the womanizer when going undercover but now he has decided to go a different route. Introducing Ted Cullen, extreme computer nerd and Edward in disguise. Let’s hope his newest assignment isn’t hot for geeks.

Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Completed: Yes Word count: 44379
[Report This] Published: March 06, 2010 Updated: September 03, 2010



One Shot. All Human.

Edward has always been his little sister's protector but when Alice brings home her steady boyfriend Jasper, Edward must let go of her and realize she is all grown up. It takes a frightning memory to make him finally let her go.


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Edward
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3472
[Report This] Published: July 05, 2010 Updated: July 27, 2010

SEALs by carribbeanlady Rated: R starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 133]

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 All Human.

Lieutenant Edward Masen and his troop of Navy SEALs have been stationed in the African country of Tembo Bara where a civil war has broken out, allowing citizens to be manipulated into joining terrorist groups.

In the midst of this, journalist Isabella Swan has been dumped on Edward to protect as she documents their missions. Being attracted to the woman in the middle of the chaos is not what Lt. Masen is ready for but love is not something anyone can control, even a Navy SEAL.

Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Completed: Yes Word count: 48731
[Report This] Published: August 28, 2009 Updated: February 22, 2010

Persuasion by carribbeanlady Rated: PG-13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 148]

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Isabella Swan is living in 1918 Washington State until she decides to run away to Chicago where she meets the Masens. Mrs. Masen is afraid her head-strong son, Edward, is headed to war so Bella takes it upon herself to get him to stay.

Categories: AU Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Edward Masen, Sr., Elizabeth Masen, Emmett, Eric, Esme, Jacob, Jasper, Mike, Renee, Rosalie
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Completed: No Word count: 31958
[Report This] Published: September 28, 2008 Updated: September 28, 2009


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