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Penname: Marcy [Contact]
Real name: Marcy
Status: Administrator
Member Since: April 18, 2008

HI! You many know me as Marcy from the Lex and Twilight Moms, or you may not. Either way, I still am ;)

I'm a happily married 25 year old mother of two adorable little boys. Since being a full time Mother, part time Dance and Gymnastics Instructor, and full time Owner/Operator of a Baby Boutique only takes up about 30 hours a day, I thought to myself "Self, you need another hobby. One that will help you fill the all of the idle free time that doesn't exist." Because, as you know, reading constantly isn't really a hobby, or so my Husband argues!

What you need to know: I tend to lean towards extreme comedy, or complete reflectives. I most often write from minor character POVs, because it is just such a challenge and a treat to get in their minds, and to look at how the different aspects of the story affect them, as well.

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Stories by Marcy
A Right Jolly Old Elf by Marcy Rated: PG-13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 15]

Emmett loses a bet and ends up on the wrong side of a Santa Suit.

Categories: Post-Breaking Dawn, Crackfic Characters: Edward, Emmett
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2785
[Report This] Published: January 09, 2009 Updated: January 09, 2009


Final Authors' Note

Roo: (stunned) So I just finished reading Breaking Dawn…

Marcy: (stunned) Erm…me too…

Roo: Wow. We thought that we had a hilarious joke going on.

Marcy: The worst plot idea imaginable.

Roo: “Pregnant vampire Bella joins the army.”

Marcy: Stephenie Meyer outdid us, crackfic wise.

Roo: She gave us “Pregnant human Bella gets a half-vamp mutant torn from her womb as Edward chews through her placenta before turning into a vampire anddefeating the army.”

Marcy: That makes our story look pretty tame and believable.

Roo: All that silliness that we came up with about Bella being a mind-shield and the Volturi being afraid of her…

Marcy: Who could have forseen that that was actually TRUE?? Unbelievable…

Roo: I was going to have Jake imprint on Jane, thinking that it would be funny and outrageous.

Marcy: Little did we know that Jake would imprint on the infant half-vamp mutant torn from Bella’s womb. Jake gets paired with Edward’s kid?? That takes "outrageous" to a whole new level.

Roo: And so the puppy fell in love with the baby sea monster.

Marcy: Stupid crackbook. Sick maschoistic readers.

Roo: Raises questions about what half-werewolf/shapeshifter, quarter-human, quarter-vampire people would be like. Ew.

Marcy: One of those aliens from “The Host” must have snatched Stephenie Meyer’s body. It’s the only explanation for how bizarre Breaking Dawn was.

Roo: The staff at “Twilighted” said that if someone had submitted Breaking Dawn as a fanfic that they would have put it in the “Alternative Universe” or “Crackfic” sections.

Marcy: Probably “Crackfic.”

Roo: So anyways…there’s not really a point in continuing this story any more now is there?

Marcy: Probably not. We’ve been outcracked.

Roo: So we’re jumping ship.

Marcy: Yep.

Roo: But fret not, faithful readers!! More crack will be coming your way!

Marcy: New realms of weirdness wait in our imagination! Now that NOTHING would surprise us, we know no limits!

Roo: Angela could be a witch!

Marcy: Ben could be the invisible man!

Roo: Mike Newton could be a merman!

Marcy: The Cullens could take Nessie trick-or-treating!

Roo: Hey! That sounds like a GREAT idea for a fic!

Marcy: It will be our next project!


Categories: Crackfic Characters: Bella
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Completed: No Word count: 16540
[Report This] Published: June 08, 2008 Updated: July 19, 2008

Where's the Love? by Marcy Rated: PG starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 9]
Summary: Jasper Hale has been keeping a secret from his family. What happens when the truth comes out in the most accidental of ways?
Categories: Eclipse Characters: Jasper
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2756
[Report This] Published: June 01, 2008 Updated: June 01, 2008

Summary: What are the minor characters of the story feeling and thinking during pivotal scenes? Get inside their heads and hear the unsung sorrows and joys that percolate there.
Categories: New Moon Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Esme
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 1781
[Report This] Published: May 12, 2008 Updated: May 12, 2008

Summary: FeatureSet at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp.
Categories: Twilight Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Eric, Jasper, Lauren, Mike, Rosalie, Tyler
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Completed: No Word count: 20506
[Report This] Published: April 18, 2008 Updated: April 19, 2008


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