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Penname: shoefreak37 [Contact]
Real name: Jennifer
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Member Since: March 01, 2009
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Hi!  I love Twilight, James Dean, dark comedies, and wheat thins. 


Two kids, one husband, no pets.  I would love to have a pet rock though.  Mine ran away.


My husband has a recipe on how to make a grilled cheese sandwich, but I don't need one.


That is all.  :)




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Stories by shoefreak37
Aberration by shoefreak37 Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 31]
Summary:

Distortion, deviation, wandering. For centuries, Carlisle held fast to the plan he was sure had been laid out for him by a force much more divine than himself. After he takes Edward for a companion, the direction of his path becomes skewed.  

Slash/Pre-Twilight.

This gorgeous banner and blinkie were both made by ms_ambrosia.  She's amazing!

 


Categories: Pre-Twilight Characters: Carlisle, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 16 Completed: Yes Word count: 52622
[Report This] Published: July 28, 2010 Updated: November 09, 2012


Summary:

Long time platonic friends Edward and Bella look to solve their cash-flow problems by making an adult movie together.  They have always been comfortable with each other, but will they be able to keep it friendly when the cameras roll? 

Sometimes love sneaks up and gangbangs you from behind.

Zack and Miri Crossover.  Expect crude language, crass behavior, crack-ish humor, and smut.  If that's not your thing, f*** off and go read some angsty s***.

Thanks to ms_ambrosia for the wonderful banner!


Categories: AU-Human, Crossover, Crackfic Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 16 Completed: Yes Word count: 68541
[Report This] Published: March 14, 2010 Updated: July 06, 2011


Summary:

When Edward flees to Volterra after learning of Bella's death, he is coerced into staying as a member of the Volturi guard. When he becomes hopelessly lost, will he allow the person he least expected to find him? Sometimes redemption can be found even when it is not being sought after.  Contains slash and some dark themes.

 

trackingredemption.png Tracking Redemption Banner picture by shoefreak37

Thank you so much to ms_ambrosia for the beautiful banner! 


Categories: New Moon, AU Characters: Demetri, Edward
Challenges:
Series: The Volturi Series
Chapters: 16 Completed: Yes Word count: 107870
[Report This] Published: December 03, 2009 Updated: July 22, 2010


To Dance With You by shoefreak37 Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstar [Reviews - 5]
Summary:

Emmett and Rosalie are a couple marked by their physical relationship. Were they always so comfortable with one another? Rosalie was marred by invisible scars. Emmett wanted her anyway. Judges pick in the All You Need Is Love Contest and fourth place in public voting.


Categories: Pre-Twilight Characters: Emmett, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3700
[Report This] Published: April 30, 2010 Updated: May 18, 2010


Chromaticity by shoefreak37 Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 14]
Summary:

 

Chromaticity: the quality of a color as determined by its dominant wavelength and its purity. Edward finds that compartmentalizing his life in shades of color doesn't make it any easier to live. Slash/AH.  Winner of the Twislash Unveiled Anonymous Slash contest.

The beautiful banner above was made by ms_ambrosia at twificpics.com

 


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Edward, Jasper
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 10028
[Report This] Published: April 20, 2010 Updated: April 22, 2010


Summary:

After the horrific loss of Bella, Jacob and Edward are left to try to restore some semblance of life. What happens when Edward seeks fulfillment of the promise Jake made to him? Comfort comes in many forms. Slash


Categories: Breaking Dawn, AU Characters: Edward, Jacob
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 4004
[Report This] Published: November 25, 2009 Updated: December 02, 2009






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