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Penname: SqueakyZorro [Contact]
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Status: Member
Member Since: July 28, 2010
Beta-reader: Yes


Antonio Banderas as Zorro with WD-40

Welcome to my profile! Let me know if you like my new avatar. :)

I'm on Twitter: @SqueakyZorro. Feel free to tweet or PM me. I'm also on several other websites that host fanfiction, including A Different Forest, Fanfiction, TwiWrite, and The Writers Coffee Shop (same penname on all sites; due to validation delays, all stories may not yet be posted on Twilighted).

I'm a mod and beta for Project Team Beta - check us out if you'd like to be a beta or if you need one!

For quick help, I'm also a beta with Emergency Beta Services - just tweet, email, or fill out the form with your question. We also beta summaries.


All of my banners can be found on my Photobucket account.


I won Second Place, Judges' Choice in the Hope Springs Eternal Contest for Even Griffey Doesn't Always Get a Home Run. *happy dance*

And I received an Honorable Mention for Bad Boy, my entry in the Remember When It Was Fun Contest. *twirls*

I signed up for Round 6 of The Twilight 25, but I'm not going to make it. This isn't really a contest - there's no voting or judging - but it's a challenge and lot of fun - 25 drabbles or oneshots, or a 25-chapter fic, based on picture prompts. I got an idea for a 25-chapter story, but when I started a new job, I didn't have as much time to write. I'm still going to finish it, but it won't be by May 31.

I plan to hold off on any more contests, except for the rest of the Canon Tour when it starts up again, in favor of working on my multichapter fics.

Stories I beta (listed alphabetically by author; only multi-chapter permanent beta jobs are listed):

Resent by Dearlybeloved'93
Life As I Know It by ginger1983
Hedone Ranch by JenJadeEyes
Five Colors in Her Hair by Jennrosee
Howl at the Moon by Jennrosee
Searching for Gravity by Jennrosee
Full Circle by JenRar
No Way Back by Midnight Ariel - complete
Spinal Cord by Midnight Ariel (sequel to No Way Back)
Sunshine by MissDare
The Soul Circle by Mistress Martin
Little Fish, Big Fish (I started with Chapter 28, when the authors needed a new beta) by PaigeParkker and MichelleMarie
Fallen by Persuasive
Coming Home by Sarge's Girls (a collaboration of JenRar and Drotuno)
Paradox by Spacey25
How Glory Goes by S.R. Devaste - complete
Once Bitten by TwiLoverSue
A Forbidden Love by TwiLoverSue
Common Ground by vbfb1 (contest one-shot, now expanded)

Personal stuff:

I'm a married mother of three, working full-time. In case anyone wonders, my name is taken from two cats I used to have--one with a high-pitched meow and one with face markings like a mask. My old avatar was a photo of them, but I'm trying out a new one for the fun of it.


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Stories by SqueakyZorro



What makes a first love special? Is it worth waiting for? Is it worth working for, to make it last? Our favorite couple as college students who find each other and some answers. AH. NC-17 for underage drinking, drug reference, and later citrus.

This is an expansion of my very first fanfic, a one-shot for the 2010 Cherry Exchange Contest (which is already posted here).

Warning: This is an Edward/Bella fic, but the first several chapters happen before they meet, laying background and developing their characters into what they were at the time of the one-shot. Please be patient - I'm doing my best to make it worth the wait. 

Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Completed: No Word count: 7659
[Report This] Published: February 17, 2012 Updated: June 10, 2012



Esme believed in love and good sex; she'd just never experienced them for herself. She crafted her erotic bestsellers from her fantasies and some internet research. What happens when her new landscaper makes her want...more? M for fluffy lemons.

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Categories: AU-Human Characters: Esme, Seth
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes Word count: 14744
[Report This] Published: October 25, 2011 Updated: June 10, 2012

Detente by SqueakyZorro Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstar [Reviews - 6]



When Carlisle and Esme had enough of Edward's and Rosalie's bickering, they left the bickering kids on a deserted island while they went to Isle Esme. A whole month with nothing to do but keep from ripping each other apart. NC-17 for lemons.

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Written for mostly a lurker's fundraiser

Categories: Pre-Twilight, AU Characters: Edward, Rosalie
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 5061
[Report This] Published: February 17, 2012 Updated: February 19, 2012


Twilight Canon Tour entry. A mother's work is never done, even when her son is a 107-year-old vampire. Did Esme just stand by while Edward went all emo? A day in the life of a mommy vamp. Rated M 'cause hey, Carlisle's there, too.


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Categories: Twilight Characters: Carlisle, Edward, Esme, Rosalie
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3581
[Report This] Published: February 11, 2012 Updated: February 12, 2012



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Mass executioner is no job for an empath. As the decades passed, Jasper's duties as part of Maria's army wore him down. Briefly revived when he left her to live as a nomad with Peter and Charlotte, he soon left them, too, and his melancholy grew. Then, when he least expected it, a spark in the form of a tiny dark-haired vampire changed his life. Rated M for violence, references to sex and adult themes (but no lemons).

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Categories: Pre-Twilight Characters: Alice, Jasper
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 4394
[Report This] Published: February 10, 2012 Updated: February 10, 2012

My Impotence by SqueakyZorro Rated: PG-13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 7]

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As Forks' police chief, Charlie was used to being in charge. While he loved having Bella with him, he'd experienced a rude shock when he realized that a father can't truly be “in charge” of his teenage daughter. During the ups and downs of Bella's relationship with Edward, Charlie understood for the first time the true meaning of impotence.

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Categories: New Moon Characters: Bella, Charlie
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2168
[Report This] Published: February 10, 2012 Updated: February 10, 2012



My Pre-Twilight entry in the Canon Tour. Near the Civil War's end, Carlisle decides to go West. Crossing the country was easy, but a rock slide, a hostile miner, a sardonic journalist, and a surprising vampire proved...diverting. M for lemon and attempted assault reference.

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Categories: Pre-Twilight Characters: Carlisle
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 6699
[Report This] Published: October 25, 2011 Updated: November 06, 2011


Charlie hadn't seen Renesmee for more than a week. As fast as she was growing, that was a long time. Every moment of this day would be be treasured. A quick drabble for the Strictly Charlie contest, based on a scene in Chapter 33 of Breaking Dawn.

Thanks to TwistedInMasen for the wonderful banner!

Categories: Breaking Dawn Characters: Charlie, Nessie
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1083
[Report This] Published: May 31, 2011 Updated: June 05, 2011



For years, Charlie loved Renee, even after she left him. Her remarriage finally made him realize he had to stop living in the past. How did helping a lifelong friend with her loss turn into a second chance at romance for himself?  Canon.  Winner of Judges' Pick in the Strictly Charlie contest. Winner of Best Human in the Single Shot Awards.


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Thanks to TwistedInMasen for the Strictly Charlie contest banner!

Thanks for FrozenSoldier for the Single Shot Awards banner!

Categories: Twilight, AU-Human Characters: Charlie
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 5946
[Report This] Published: May 28, 2011 Updated: June 02, 2011


Entry for the Cherry Exchange 2010 contest.  Bella and Edward are college students whose relationship evolves over a semester, especially after they get a new perspective on each other during a game of I Never.

Thanks to m81170 for the banner!

Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 14636
[Report This] Published: November 25, 2010 Updated: November 29, 2010


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