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March 12, 2010
I am extremely boring. I read a TON of fanfic- way more than is healty for any 20 something single woman... I have extremely strong opinions about the suckiness of the movies- PM me if you want to hear them.
I write a little bit, but mostly one-shots of awkward situations that pop into my head at all hours of the day.
Bella agrees, against her better judgement, to go on a blind date with the brother of one of her friend Alice's coworkers. Meanwhile, Edward's brother has literally beat him into submission, demanding an end to his unintentional celibacy.
One-shot expanded due to reader appreciation!
NC-17 for language (extensive use of the F-word) and a lemon and half.
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella
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October 14, 2010 Updated:
November 22, 2010
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