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Penname: twicrack83 [Contact]
Real name: meghan
Status: Member
Member Since: February 14, 2010
Beta-reader: No
I'm a 27 year old that is happily married to my high school sweet heart.  We have three beautiful boys, and my husband is the love of my life.  He fuels my Twilight fire by being supportive and has even tried his hand at some Twi-parodies. You can check him out here: What can I say? I lubs the hubs!!

Twilight consumes me in every way and my ultimate weakness is ExB crackfic.  I am constantly glued to my computer reading wonderfully crafted fanfics.

Follow me on Twitter @twicrack83:!/twicrack83

*~*Witness Protection*~*

I am happy to announce I have completed my first fic. YAY! I really hope you enjoy my take on the Twilight world! Please review and tell me what you think!

My fic is also over on and TWCSL if you wanna check me out over there.

Witness Protection was featured over on the Twilight Awards in the under the radar section! Yippee!!

And, the amazing Readergoof made a banner for WP!!! What an awesome girlie!

*~*Dating in the Dark*~*

Check out my newest story here, at, Giggle Snort Files, MyVampFiction, or TWCSL. I will post chapter links here as well to display pics for your enjoyment! Drop me a review and let me know what you think! ;) M

Stop by the DitD forum at GSF and show me some love:

Check out the DitD video made by angeleyes1uk1! Too awesome for words!

Chapter 1:

Bella, our goalie


Emmett as Dinger

Edward, our danseur

At this time, I am not accepting requests to have my stories translated. Thank you.

Happy reading!! ;) M
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Stories by twicrack83

Two sets of quirky friends, one week in California, and one crazy game show.  Bella needs a push in the right direction.  Edward needs help in the girl department.  Their friends have plans that will change their lives forever.  What will happen when they all meet on a game show where they date in complete darkness?  What could go wrong... or right?  Hilarity and lemons ensue!  Fun times ahead!!


Categories: AU-Human, Crackfic Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jasper, Rosalie
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Completed: No Word count: 43881
[Report This] Published: August 06, 2011 Updated: June 24, 2012


Rebel Bella has been shipped around the U.S. for years to different foster homes after being placed in Child Protective Services. What will happen when she is placed with uptight Edward and his family? AU/AH/OOC/adult language and lemons ensue!

Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, James, Jasper, Rosalie
Series: None
Chapters: 29 Completed: Yes Word count: 131791
[Report This] Published: April 10, 2010 Updated: July 07, 2011


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