Your donations help keep this site running,
thank you very much for the support!
Penname: Missypooh [Contact]
Real name:
Status: Member
Member Since: May 12, 2009
Website:
Beta-reader: No

I am a thirty something old lawyer who discovered fan fiction about a year ago and have never been the same. I am an avid football fan and during the off season, I thought I would try my hand at a few stories. I am use to legal writing and use to using humor in small and subtle doses but thought I would try doing something creative.


Here is the code for the blinkie to my story: How to Win Back the Love of Your Existence (Courtesy of the very talented Squarepancake)


URL=http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5838734/1/IMGhttp://img42.imageshack.us/img42/7775/completed21.gif/IMG/URL


All photos referenced in the chapters are now at the twilighted forum thread for this story which you can find at:


http://www.twilighted.net//forum/viewtopic.php?f=33&t=9578.


[Report This]
 
 
 
Stories by Missypooh
Breaking Away by Missypooh Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 31]
Summary:

Photobucket

SUMMARY: AU Breaking Dawn.  What if Breaking Dawn had gone a little bit differently? What if there was no baby and Edward changed Bella when they returned from their honeymoon as originally planned?  What if Bella didn’t have the amazing control that allowed her to essentially skip the frenzied newborn phase?  Would things have gone so smoothly? In this version, Bella wakes up, thirsty for blood, only able to remember certain unpleasant memories from her human time with Edward, and struggling with deep-seated feelings of anger.  This version tells the story of how things go terribly wrong after Bella’s change when she is unable to hide her resentment against some of the Cullens who have wronged her in the past.   Instead of breaking dawn, Bella is anxious to break away.

Thank you Illictwritter for the cool banner!


Categories: Breaking Dawn, AU Characters: Bella
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Completed: No Word count: 13180
[Report This] Published: July 16, 2011 Updated: August 24, 2011


Summary:

 

  Thank  you Salix Caprea for the wonderful banner!

This is the sequel to How to Win Back the Love of Your Existence. It's been nearly two years since we last saw Bella and Edward.  As you may remember, at that time, Bella had just accepted Edward's marriage proposal under the condition they would have a long engagement.  The proverbial honeymoon period of their relationship is coming to an end and with that, some deep seated problems with their relationship are starting to surface. Edward has a hard time telling Bella no--even when he should. Throw in some of those other things that all couples have to get over, i.e. jealousy inducing admirers, differing tastes in music and politics, horny bisexual friends, and a fight for dominance in the bedroom, and you have the background in which Edward is going to have to figure out HOW TO GET YOUR BALLS BACK. And of course all of the Cullens will be there to help him find his way.  EPOV.


Categories: AU Characters: Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 21 Completed: Yes Word count: 53351
[Report This] Published: January 01, 2011 Updated: June 26, 2011


Summary:

These are outtakes from various points of view from the story How to Win Back Your Balls.  Ever wanted to find out if Bella and Edward ever fulfilled his Aston Martin fantasy?  Did Bella ever find out about Edward's unfortunate bathroom incident?  Want to know what Alice knows when she is actively blocking Edward from her thoughts?  Those questions and lots more will be answered in these outtakes.


Categories: AU Characters: Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Completed: No Word count: 6898
[Report This] Published: January 24, 2011 Updated: June 15, 2011


APRIL 24TH by Missypooh Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 17]
Summary:

Ever wondered what would have happened if Edward never returned after leaving Bella in New Moon and she lived out her human life, only to die of natural causes one day?  It probably wouldn't be pretty.  This is a one-shot that tells the story of how Edward copes with existing after Bella is truly gone.  Dark Edward.  EPOV.

This was my one-shot entry for the Afraid of the Dark Contest, sponsored by Jasper's Naughty Girls blog and Twimuses blog.  It was selected as the JNG's pic winner.

Rated M/NC-17 for mature themes including sex, violence and character death. 

 


Categories: New Moon, AU Characters: Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3299
[Report This] Published: June 03, 2011 Updated: June 06, 2011


Summary:

 

It has been four years since Edward left Bella in New Moon.  There were no werewolves and Jacob was never more than Bella's friend.  Bella has just graduated from college when Edward accidently crosses her path and finds himself being drawn back into Bella's life.  But Bella is not the same teenager he knew. She is a grown woman with a very grown up lifestyle.  This tells the story of how Edward, realizing he can't live without the love of his existence, and with the help of all of the Cullens, endeavors to win her back.  There are some laughs along the way.  The story is EPOV and rated NC-17 for sexual language and content. 

Thank you Monamour for the lovely banner:Banner by Monamour

 

Twilighted Validation Beta:  myimm0rtal


Categories: New Moon, AU Characters: Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 47 Completed: Yes Word count: 115917
[Report This] Published: June 12, 2010 Updated: January 15, 2011


Summary:

These are outtakes in various POVs from my story, HOW TO WIN BACK THE LOVE OF YOUR EXISTENCE.  Want to know what Bella is thinking during some key moments in the story? Want to know some more of the naughty things Edward does to prepare himself to be the best lover for Bella?  It's all here.Salix Banner


Categories: New Moon, AU Characters: Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Completed: No Word count: 11813
[Report This] Published: August 02, 2010 Updated: January 09, 2011






Share/Save/Bookmark


© 2008, 2009 Twilighted Enterprises, LLC. All Rights Reserved.
Unauthorized duplication is a violation of applicable laws.
Privacy Policy | Terms of Service

All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the intellectual property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of Stephenie Meyer. No copyright infringement is intended.