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Penname: SoapyMayhem [Contact]
Real name: holly johnson
Status: Member
Member Since: June 12, 2010
Beta-reader: No

I want thank my Beta's @ Project Team Beta they helped me make my story so much better.

I would also like to thank everyone who has read and reviewed my stories. In the dark times when I have doubted myself, you guys keep me typing!!

Check out my blog for updates banners and playlists for my fics!!

I currently have a playlist posted on my Blog for EC:CoaLSG

The songs have inspired me and they basically are what I've listened to when I was writing the story, so I know they add something if you listen while reading it.



Manips and Pictures from EC:CoaLSG


Solar Eclipse Comic Cover Banner-

Edwards Cullen Crest Tattoo-

"The Perfect Date" Edward-


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Losing It by SoapyMayhem Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 42]



After years of saving herself for that one special guy only to have him turn her down, Bella is on a mission to lose her virginity. Can the lucky guy she chooses hang on to her, or will he lose everything in her game?



High School Drama/Romance







Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Completed: No Word count: 4715
[Report This] Published: March 19, 2011 Updated: April 20, 2011




Edward Cullen is a hematologist by day and a serial killer by night.

Because of the mysterious circumstances surrounding his childhood abandonment, Edward is raised and adopted by Carlisle Cullen - former F.B.I. agent and legend in his field.

Sensing his dark tendencies at an early age, Carlisle molds Edward into a weapon for justice.

Edward believes he is unfeeling and emotionless, so he hides behind the facade of a happy-go-lucky family man.

Bella, a recovering alcoholic with a dark past, wants to know the real Edward.

Can she ever face the monster within in him without being devoured herself?

Will a new serial killer in town give Edward the most exciting game of his life?



Thanks to my beta Twimarti for her superb help in getting this fic ready!

This story is a slight Dexter crossover, in storyline and character behaviors. No characters from Dexter will appear. All pairings are canon.

Story genre is Horror/Romance/Mystery 

Warning This story is going to be very violent, and a later chapter will have a non-sensational depiction of rape. NC-17 for a reason.

Banner by me and Amazing Blinkie by Betti Gefecht

Categories: AU-Human, Crossover Characters: Bella, Edward
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Completed: No Word count: 38860
[Report This] Published: November 21, 2010 Updated: February 09, 2011



Edward is a geeky comic book writer who has been secretly in love with his over-protective best friend Bella for years. He's too shy to admit his feelings, so he secretly starts writing a comic book inspired by Bella called 'Solar Eclipse.' 


After an embarrassing incident, Edward is forced to reveal his love for Bella to his friends. While Bella spends the summer before senior year with her mother, Edward, at the behest of Alice and Rosalie, goes through an extreme makeover.


Will Edward learn that unlike beauty, geeky isn't skin deep, it's the core of who he is? Will Bella finally see the love that has been in front of her for the last 8 years of her life.


Solar Eclipse


Story is B/E with canon pairings (B/J are only in flashbacks.)


This story is rated NC-17 for a reason, for crude language,future lemons, vampire violence, and bullying. Themes are Romance/Humor/Awkwardness.Story will alternate from EPOV to BPOV


Edward Cullen: Confessions of a Love Sick Geek was rec'd by Fictionators




Thanks to Rason for the super-swell Blinkie, and to Evenstar for the Banner, Solar Eclipse Comic Cover by ME!

Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Series: Geekward and Nerdella, SMUT - Best of the Best - Edward and Bella
Chapters: 9 Completed: No Word count: 39509
[Report This] Published: October 02, 2010 Updated: January 01, 2011


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