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Penname: A Little Distracted [Contact]
Real name: Christine Miles
Status: Member
Member Since: December 30, 2009
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What to say about me….. Hmmm….


 


I don’t really know what to say... 


 


I was born and raised in Texas.  I still live here and probably always will.


 


I love to read and write, but don’t we all. 


 


I try to be open-minded and not judgmental.  I believe that everyone has a right to express their creativity in their own way.  I can be very eloquent if I choose to be, but I would rather write the way I talk, and occasionally I have quite the potty mouth.  I also have quite a perverted streak but that doesn’t mean that everything I write will be full of sex and foul language. 


 


My view on life:  Live your life NOW!  You never know when your time will be up, so enjoy it while you can.  Go out and see all the beautiful places in the world, or in your own community, while you are young enough to enjoy them. 


 


After seeing the Grand Canyon, my grandmother told me that she wished she would have gone when she was in her 30’s and could have ridden a mule to the bottom.  Seeing it in her 70’s with a bad back and bad knees was nice, but she couldn’t enjoy it like she would have liked to.


 


Ok, that should be enough for now…


 


Happiness is contagious and stupid people suck! (Two random but true facts)


 


A Little Distracted


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Summary:

      

A chance encounter leads to an odd attraction that develops into an addiction.

 There are so many things about this woman that fascinate me.  She's beautiful.  Classically beautiful at that.  Intelligent.  Articulate.  Witty.  She's everything any man could ever dream of or want.  Except I don't even know her name.

Warnings:  Lemons.  Lots of lemons.  Actually, more like Mike's Hard Lemonade.  Mild D/s.

 

 


Categories: Other Characters: Robert Pattinson
Challenges:
Series: The Anonymous Series
Chapters: 10 Completed: No Word count: 44658
[Report This] Published: March 18, 2009 Updated: June 10, 2010


Reviewer: A Little Distracted Signed
Date: January 04, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Don't Say A Word

I love this story. It is HOT!

 
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Date: January 04, 2010 Title: Chapter 2: Patience is a Virtue

Education is such a good thing! I like a man that can follow orders! He-he-he!

 
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Date: January 04, 2010 Title: Chapter 3: Erotica

Great Chapter! So that's why the cords are always so long on those blinds!

 
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Date: January 04, 2010 Title: Chapter 4: The Longest Day

I love the fact that she gave him the collar! He is learning so well, considering who he is.

 
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Date: January 04, 2010 Title: Chapter 5: Tea and Sympathy

I felt sooo bad for him!! Talk about being cock blocked! Wow!

 
Reviewer: A Little Distracted Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: January 04, 2010 Title: Chapter 6: The Odyssey

OK, I have to admit, picturing Rob in a sex shop made me giggle like a teeenager! I loved it! Keep up the great work!

 
The Appointment by miztrezboo Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 189]
Summary:

Bella had the perfect life. The perfect husband to love, the perfect house, the perfect job.. everything perfect. Until one night the shutters came up and the perfect movie life she thought she was living came crashing down around her. Enter... The Sexy Bella.. 


After shenanigans in the tool shed go awry, Bella's forced into sex therapy with one hot looking doctor. But when he can't handle her, he calls the only person he knows who can ... 


A series of unusual sessions, admissions and out and out seduction become the norm for her Tuesday Appointments. But will Bella ever get any better?


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Angela, Bella, Ben, Carlisle, Edward, Elizabeth Masen, Emmett, Esme, Garrett, Jacob, Jasper, Paul, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 25 Completed: Yes Word count: 165008
[Report This] Published: July 08, 2009 Updated: October 04, 2010


Reviewer: A Little Distracted Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: February 14, 2010 Title: Chapter 13: This is What it Feels Like - Jasper

I have only recently discovered this story. I love it. It is very well written and the characters have a certain level of depth that I don't see in most fan fiction stories. Keep up the great work!

Author's Response:

oh wow thank you!  I'm so glad your enjoying it :D

 
Reviewer: A Little Distracted Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: April 04, 2010 Title: Chapter 15: The Rose

Great chapter. I am glad Jasper is finally admitting his feelings for Bella.

Author's Response:

Thank you!  Oh poor Jazzy.. he really has screwed this up hasn't he!

 
All of Me by flibbins Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3627]
Summary:

Bella lives to serve her Master. It can be tedious at times, titillating at others, but always, her world revolves around his. Come take a peek at the trials and triumphs in the life of a 24/7 consensual slave and find what happens when outside forces threaten to expose her lifestyle.

 

All of Me

 

Please note that this story contains graphic language, graphic sexual situations and is only intended for a mature audience. The BDSM relationship described herein is entirely consensual, but may be offensive to some readers. Read with caution. OOC, AU/AH


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: All of Me: The Series
Chapters: 25 Completed: No Word count: 109463
[Report This] Published: September 01, 2009 Updated: June 29, 2010


Reviewer: A Little Distracted Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: April 24, 2010 Title: Chapter 21: Chapter 21

YIKES! Leaving us like this, and then going out of town, is pure evil. :) I'm on pins and needles, here! I guess I will just have to wait until you get back. Thanks for the great chapter. Keep up the good work.

 
Hide In Plain Sight by FangMom Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 504]
Summary:

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Edward is an actor living a hectic celebrity life, splitting his time between L.A. and various exotic filming locations. He is hounded by paparazzi and fans wherever he goes. His new investment consultant, Jacob, invites Edward to stay with him and his family in Houston, if he ever needs to “get away from it all”. Edward finds himself in the suburbs of Houston, with the paparazzi having no idea where he is. He meets Jacob’s wife, Bella and their 17 year-old daughter Claire, a die-hard fangirl. He falls into a pattern of returning to Houston every few weeks to rest and recharge in between his filming schedule. He also begins to develop a special affection for Bella.

Just how long can Edward hide in plain sight before the paparazzi find him, and will his relationship with Bella tear this close-knit family apart? Rated NC-17 for lemons, drug use and general debauchery.


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Angela, Aro, Bella, Ben, Carlisle, Charlie, Claire, Edward, Esme, Garrett, Gianna, Jacob, James, Jane, Jasper, Jessica, Kim, Laurent, Leah, Marcus, Mike, Quil, Rosalie, Tanya
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 33 Completed: Yes Word count: 271189
[Report This] Published: December 10, 2009 Updated: May 27, 2011


Reviewer: A Little Distracted Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: April 20, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Pills

I finally got through what I had loaded on my reader so I am going back to post reviews on what I have read.... Here goes...

I love the story. I read until 1:45AM this morning because I couldn't stop reading it.

I like the way Edward is such a Brit. I really makes the story. Jane seems like such a bitch. Though she hasn't done anything outright horrible yet, something about her just gets under my skin.

On to the next chapter...

Author's Response:

OMG! You're here! AND, you just gave me my 100th review on Twilighted! ILY!!! Yeah, I agree - Jane, me no likey. See the resemblence to KStew, much?! LOL! TY so much for reading & reviewing! You now have an even more special place in my heart for being my 100th! :)

FM

 
Reviewer: A Little Distracted Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: April 20, 2010 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2: Money

Poor Edward is so tired. I have somewhere he could nap *wink, wink*. Jakes seems like a pretty nice guy in this chapter. Jane still gets under my skin.

On to the next chapter...

Author's Response:

Yeah, poor Edward. Sigh. The celebrity lifestyle is definitely not all that it's cracked up to be. Jake may SEEM nice in the beginning, but as you know by now, he eventually shows his true colors. And Jane, well, we really just won't even talk about HER! LOL! I think it's pretty apparent right from the get-go what kind of person SHE is!

FM

 
Reviewer: A Little Distracted Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: April 20, 2010 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3: Fans

Poor Emmett can't get any slack. Him in a feather boa... Hillarious! Jessica is a ho-bag! I can't believe she actually called the press. I don't even want to get into what an ass Mike Newton is. Poor Edward can't live a normal life. No wonder he is so miserable.

On to the next chapter...

Author's Response:

Yeah, it's a little cliched by now, I suppose. Emmett (and to some extent, Jasper) make for good comic relief, Jessica is usually portrayed as a slut-miester, and Newton is ALWAYS a tool! Somewhat predictable, I guess, but it all fit with the storyline! I wrote this chapter after Rob suffered an especially nasty pap-attack. Paps SUCK, imo! I think THEY are hands-down the toughest aspect of being a celebrity!

FM

 
Reviewer: A Little Distracted Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: April 20, 2010 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4: Suburbs

I love reading about places that I know. I can clearly see exactly where she is and where she is going. I grew up on the west side of Houston. Of course my old neighborhood is "the hood" now. Anyway...

Claire is kind of snotty, but then again, most teenagers tend to be a little snotty anyway. This was a good chapter to let you know a little more about Bella. I liked it.

On to the next chapter...

Author's Response:

I'm glad you're enjoying all of the "local references"! I had decided when I first started writing this story, that I wanted to include as many little details about Texas / Houston life as I could, to enhance the realism. That was BEFORE I knew that folks from 'round these parts were actually reading this! Now, it's even more fun to throw those little details in there, knowing that y'all are reading and relating to them! And yes, you would be correct in thinking that Claire is kind of a spoiled brat!

FM

 
Reviewer: A Little Distracted Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: April 20, 2010 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5: Decision

Poor Edward hurt himself! I would gladly kiss it to make it better... I'm just sayin'. Anyway, I'm glad he is finally coming to Houston. WooHoo! Maybe I can track him down... Oh, wait a minute, this is just the story and even if it were real, he is much younger than me... Damn!

On to the next chapter...

Author's Response:

IKR?! I would gladly kiss that boo-boo better, too! Seeing the parallels to Rob yet?! LOL! And YES, this story *may* be heavily based on my own secret desire to have an Edward / Rob in my life! ;)

FM

 
Reviewer: A Little Distracted Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: April 20, 2010 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6: Houston

Ok, Jane is still a bitch. I can sympathize with Claire. If Edward showed up on my doorstep, I would probably wet myself (or have to change my panties, at least).

On to the next chapter...

Author's Response:

Jane blows! And holy hell, if ROB were to show up on MY doorstep, there's no telling WHAT would come out of my mouth (much less, someplace else)! ;) I'm loving your reviews, btw!

FM

 
Reviewer: A Little Distracted Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: April 20, 2010 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7: Heat

I like the way Edward is instantly attracted to Bella but still has enough decency to try to keep his distance. I'm also glad Claire didn't get too "fan-girl" on him and call all her friends to come over. Jake is starting to show his true colors.

Anyway, on to the next chapter...

Author's Response:

Yeah, lots of instant chemistry between the two of them, but they have to keep their distance at first, for obvious reasons. Jake's and Claire's characters are a little trickier. Let's just say, neither one is as nice as they appear to be ...

FM

 
Reviewer: A Little Distracted Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: April 20, 2010 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8: Chili

So much happened in this chapter! Ok, first of all, Bella needs to stop stressing over the age difference. Cougar minimum age rule: Take your age divided by 2 then add 7. Hey wait a minute... He is still not too young for me! Wahoo! Oh, wait a minute... still a fictional character... Damn!

Anyway, I'm glad he and Jane broke up. Jake is still an ass. I think it is funny that they are both trying really hard not to fantasize about each other.

On to the next chapter...

Author's Response:

I LOVE your "Cougar Minimum Age Rule"! Now I don't feel QUITE so guilty about the SIXTEEN year age difference between me and Rob! LOL! I'm loving that you say Jake is an ass in almost every review now! He really IS!

FM

 
Reviewer: A Little Distracted Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: April 20, 2010 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9: Changes

I'm glad Bella kept Charlie from going to all Rambo on poor Edward. Charlie is a hoot. I like him. Jake's still an ass. I cracked up when Edward busted Bella reading erotica. I love that they really seem to enjoy thier time together. They really belong together. I am also glad Edward seems to be getting to serious sleep. He needed it.

On to the next chapter...

Author's Response:

I love Charlie SO much! I think he's my favorite character to write (next to Edward, of course)! When I was reading Naughty Secrets yesterday, all I could think about was "OMG, HER Bella reads erotica, too"! LOL! Great minds think alike! Okay, I admit it, I *may* have a fairly decent stash of erotica hidden around the house, myself! ;)

FM

 
Reviewer: A Little Distracted Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: April 20, 2010 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10: Awakenings

Ok, cutting straight to the lemon... OMG, that was hot! When he opened the door and she was there, I actually got out of bed and did a happy dance (silently, of course, so I wouldn't wake the hubby). Anyway, when he woke up, I was so disappointed... Bella really needs to get her some of that! I am glad that she realizes that she is not happy. Maybe this will convince her to do something.

I have caught up with my reader so I have to actually read and reveiw the next two chapters on the fly.

Author's Response:

THE LEMON! IKR?! I soooo wanted Edward to get lucky in this chapter, but alas, it was not to be. It WILL happen for REAL eventually, though! You have no idea how much all of your amazing reviews have meant to me! And YES, I answer EVERY DAMN REVIEW, just like I review EVERY DAMN CHAPTER! LOL! I guess I'm OCD that way! ;)

FM

 
Reviewer: A Little Distracted Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: April 20, 2010 Title: Chapter 11: Chapter 11: Goodbye

It was so sad when he left. I am glad she found the note, not Claire. Jake wasn't in this one much, but I am sure he still is an ass. I can't wait to see what happens next, so I guess I should move on to the next chapter...

Author's Response:

Yes, the goodbye was sad, but fear not; they will be together again SOON! And yep, Jake's still an ass! LOL!

FM

 
Reviewer: A Little Distracted Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: April 20, 2010 Title: Chapter 12: Chapter 12: Goodbye - Part II

Jane is definitely a bitch! I worry that he is going to get too hooked on the meds. Vicodin addiction majorly sucks. I knew someone who went through it. Anyway, I am glad Bella grew a pair can contacted him. I'm also glad he called her right back. I can't wait to see how this is going to turn out.

Oh no!! No more chapters! Ugh! What am I going to do now? I guess I will get some work done.

Author's Response:

YAY! You're all caught up! TY so much for all of the fabulous reviews. My mission for today is to try to finish Naughty Secrets before I have to pick the kiddos up from school. There's nothing more uncomfortable than trying to enjoy smutty fanfic with two children in the room! Also, I my husband and I THANK YOU for an incredible night last night! ;) I have a feeling that yours is one of the fics I will be re-reading over and over for *ahem* INSPIRATION!

FM 

 
Reviewer: A Little Distracted Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: May 20, 2010 Title: Chapter 15: Chapter 15: Regret

OK, just to get if off my chest... Jake's an ass. I know he's not in this chapter, but he's still an ass.

This was a very sad chapter. I hate that they are pulling away from each other. I know that neither of them really want to do it, but they feel like they have to, so they can deal with their personal issues... but it's still sad. I have confidence in your wonderul writing abilities and know that you won't lead us down a dark depressing path and just leave us there. My fingers are crossed that there will be light at the end of the dark tunnel. I just hope it's not a train.

Author's Response:

There you are! How are you feeling, lady? I'll bet you're the "incredible shrinking woman" already! I know, I know. This chapter was kind of a downer. But, TRUST. I'm not going to make this fic all about the angsty stuff! I try to balance even the most somber chapters with a little levity (i.e. Emmett in this chapter). And, oh yeah. Jake IS still an ass, in case you were wondering. He'll be back in the next chapter. I really haven't made this public knowledge yet (although I did tell Vicki), but the next chapter is titled SUSPICION. What do you think of that?! Don't worry, E is going to get his shit together, and he's not going to let Alice dissuade him from following his heart! TY for all of your amazing reviews and support!

FM

 
Reviewer: A Little Distracted Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: June 12, 2010 Title: Chapter 17: Chapter 17: Detox

Sorry for the late read, but I've been way too busy with real life.

This was a sad chapter but it had to happen. I have had my share of friends go through detox for various substances, so i know how horrible it can be. He is lucky he is still able to function. He can't do this on his own. He needs her help. I'm glad he is going to spend some time with her.

I guess I need to wrap this up, so let me end by saying.... Jake's an ass! :-)

Author's Response:

Hi, hun! Been wondering where you were hiding! Yeah, detox is definitely not fun. I went through the same thing as Edward did in this chapter, hence the angst I had while writing about it. He's definitely not out of the woods yet as far as his addiction / recovery goes, but at least he'll have Bella to help him through it! Oh, and btw, if you think Jake's an ass NOW; just wait until the next chapter - you will truly LOATHE HIM! Hee, hee! On another note, guess what will be making a cameo appearance in CH 18?! Ritter's Frozen Custard in Katy! Oh, yeah. That's just the way I roll! ;)

FM

 
Reviewer: A Little Distracted Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: May 28, 2010 Title: Chapter 16: Chapter 16: Suspicion

Ok, now it is official... Jake's and ass!!!

I hope she drop kicks his ass. Oh, and I agree with Bella, James is a creepy SOB. I'm glad Edward called her to tell her that he was going to be unavailable and that the picture wasn't what it looked like. She probably would have been crushed and thought he was too busy with his "new girlfriend" if he had just disappeared.

Excellent job, as usual! Have a great Memorial Day Weekend!

Author's Response:

OMG! I was WAITING for your review! The whole time I was writing this chapter, I was thinking of you. I KNEW the first words out of your mouth would be: "Jake's an ass"!!! LOL! Glad you enjoyed the chapter, hun! Oh, and you *may* want to keep your eyes on James; I'm setting up something pretty major that I don't think everyone will see coming! Have a great weekend - I know you definitely made mine! Hey, lunch next week?!

FM

 
Reviewer: A Little Distracted Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: June 28, 2010 Title: Chapter 18: Chapter 18: Reunion

Ok, just so we are all on the same page... I feel sorry for all of the readers out there who have not had Ritter's. I think I have a mouth-gasm every time I go there.

I will have a peanut butter glacier, please. That would go well with a little bit of Edward's turtle something. Yummy!

I was reading this chapter at home over the weekend and actually got busted doing the happy dance and squeeling like a teenager when they kissed. My son rolled his eyes and said, "You really need a life, mom." Pft... What does he know.

I am so glad that he told her how he feels. I hope she doesn't push him away.

Oh, and just so I don't forget, Jake is an ass and deserves to be kicked in the junk for the way he treats Bella. Leah is a skanky ho-bag. I hope she gets knocked up or something.

Great interview, by the way. You did very well. I love the teaser for the next chapter. I can't wait to read the rest.

Ok, I guess I should get back to work now.

Toodles! ;-)

Author's Response:

LOL! I HAD to give Ritter's a shout-out! OMG - seriously, I've never had a flavor there that I didn't like! Gawd, now I have mental images of licking frozen custard off of Edward - focus, FangMom, FOCUS! You actually did the happy dance over the kiss?! Yay! Thank you so much - I'm glad that you enjoyed the chapter! Thanks so much for your kind words re: the blog post & interview too! You and Vicki are my very own personal cheerleaders - I'm so blessed to have met both of you! Also glad that you liked the teaser - major steaminess ahead (well, maybe not Naughty Secrets steaminess, but you get the idea)! Oh, and Jake's still an ass.

FM

 




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