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Penname: Voluptuous Vamp [Contact]
Real name: Katie
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Hmmmm, me. I'm a 21 year old nursing student. I fell in love with Twilight and started reading fanfiction but only with meeting my bitch Puppymama0909 did I decide to try writing. I'm generally an approachable person so all means of communication are welcome, except stalkery. One more thing, if you talk dirty to me I'll return the favor and probably love you forever.


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Summary:

Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program proves unsafe, Emmett has Bella pose as his brother Edward's fiancée. ExB. AU/AH.

 

 

Hiding in Plain Sight

 


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward, Emmett
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 23 Completed: No Word count: 138506
[Report This] Published: September 14, 2008 Updated: June 14, 2012


Reviewer: Voluptuous Vamp Signed
Date: June 08, 2009 Title: Chapter 17: June 7 - June 13, 2008

Even though it's been a while, I still came running when I saw the update email. I'm really excited to know what Bella saw happen between Jenks and Caius. Keep up the good work and please don't torture us with another extended absence.

 
Snowed In by eclipsedawn Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 5321]
Summary: Bella travels to Alaska to vacation in the cabin Alice loaned her. What happens when Bella finds out she is not the only person staying in the cabin?

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Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Jacob, Jasper
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 29 Completed: Yes Word count: 88293
[Report This] Published: November 28, 2008 Updated: January 01, 2010


Reviewer: Voluptuous Vamp Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: January 06, 2009 Title: Chapter 14: Twister

Why are cliff hangers so amazing yet so frustrating?!  I love the way you portray Edward. Keep up the writing, it's great.

 
Reviewer: Voluptuous Vamp Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: June 16, 2009 Title: Chapter 25: Knock, Knock-Who's there?

Congrats to you for being nominated for a Bellie! That's so wonderful and well deserved! Jacob of course = douchebag extraordinaire. I hate how Bella was looking for a way out instead of confronting her feelings and taking a risk, but that's Bella and you did a great job of keeping her canon persona. Love it and can't wait for the next chapter! Please, I need it soon.

 
Summary:

A Breaking Dawn alternative story.  Edward and Bella marry and go on a very romantic honeymoon.  Complications interrupt and they return to Forks.  Decisions must be made and the family has to move quickly.  This story is an A/U from BD.  There is no pregnancy and no more love triangle.  It is about how Edward and Bella were meant to be together and then must stand together against all odds.

Canon Pairings.  Lots of romantic lemons.  AU because some story lines from Breaking Dawn were completely abandoned in place of ones that I like better! Rated NC-17 for the lemons and for possible future violence and occasional language when the characters get really stressed out and stuff!


Categories: Breaking Dawn, AU Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Eleazar, Embry, Emily, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, Jasper, Jessica, Leah, Mike, Other Character, Renee, Rosalie, Sam, Seth, Tanya
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 30 Completed: Yes Word count: 193651
[Report This] Published: December 05, 2008 Updated: May 09, 2009


Reviewer: Voluptuous Vamp Signed
Date: April 02, 2009 Title: Chapter 25: Chapter 25 Allegiances

I'm excitied for all the vampires to get together. That was funny how Bella ripped off Emmett's arm, nice one.



Author's Response:

Hahaha!  I loved that when Bella ripped of Emmett's arm.  I was typing away and it just sort-of "happened" and then I read it and laughed out loud!  I'm excited for the vampires to all be together and for the Big V to arrive!  I can't wait for you all to read it!

 
Reviewer: Voluptuous Vamp Signed
Date: April 13, 2009 Title: Chapter 26: Chapter 26 Calm Before the Storm

Wow there was a lot of information in this chapter! I'm so excited that we are nearing the battle. I just hope people (Seth & Bella) don't act stupid when things start to go down. Love it!



Author's Response:

Thanks voluptuous!  I'm really excited about the battle as well!  I'll try to keep "people" from acting stupid.  LOL

 
Reviewer: Voluptuous Vamp Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: April 21, 2009 Title: Chapter 27: Chapter 27 Carnage

Where to begin? Blood, carnage, and death. I LOVE IT ALL! Thank you for putting that little blurb in there about seeing strawberry blonde hair flying. It gives me hope!



Author's Response:

I think you may be the only person to have pointed out the strawberry blonde hair.  Hmmmmm.  LOL  You already KNOW what it means.  ;)

Thanks BB!

 
Reviewer: Voluptuous Vamp Signed
Date: April 28, 2009 Title: Chapter 28: Chapter 28 Absolution

Yes, yes, and YES! That was utterly fantastic. Vladimir and Stefan really are that crazy. I'll love you forever for ending that whore's life ;)



Author's Response:

LMAO!  Thanks, love!  I'm so glad you enjoyed it!  Yup, V/S are nuts, but I love them!  LOL @ the whore...

 
Reviewer: Voluptuous Vamp Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: May 07, 2009 Title: Chapter 29: Chapter 29 Endings and Beginnings

.... I don't know what to say besides HOLY SHIT THAT WAS FUCKING AMAZING! I'm crying and then I'm laughing and then I'm crying. Hell yea Heidi and Felix get to live with the Cullens. That little tid bit about Edward's parents estate? Brilliant. And you made me feel sorry about the whole Jacob death thing now that Nara's pregnant. I didn't think you'd be able to do that, but there you have to go, being all creative and shit.

And a shout out? I'm honored.



Author's Response:

LMAO!  It's been great having you on the thread darlin', I mean that!  Your support throughout the story has been wonderful as well.  Yeah, I didn't want to feel bad for Jacob either, but damned if I didn't make myself sad for the poor bastard. 

LOL @ creative and shit... I love that.  I try at least! 

Thanks BB!  Don't be a stranger either!

 
Reviewer: Voluptuous Vamp Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: May 10, 2009 Title: Chapter 30: Epilogue

Just perfect. Everything. And I mean everything. From Jacob's baby to Bella visiting Charlie and Renee to the house disappearing to Bella seeing the Eiffel Tower throug her vampire eyes. All of it. Love.



Author's Response:

Thanks bb!  I so appreciate your support!  I'm really happy you like the way it ended!

 
The List by Laura Cullen Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 13655]
Summary:

Four weeks before her wedding to Edward, Bella is frustrated. She knows there's little-to-no chance of getting him to bend his rules and boundaries now, but there's no harm in fantasizing about what could happen later. So she begins compiling a list of things that she and Edward can do together once they're happily married. She's surprised to find she might be able to cross some things off earlier than she thought...

Story contains mature themes and is not intended for younger readers.

Thanks to Mandi, aka m81170, for the great banner!


Categories: Post-Eclipse Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 28 Completed: Yes Word count: 187877
[Report This] Published: December 28, 2008 Updated: March 18, 2010


Reviewer: Voluptuous Vamp Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: June 07, 2009 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9: Games

That shower scene was probably the most erotic thing I've ever read, even topping sex scenes which is an accomplishment I must say.

 
Reviewer: Voluptuous Vamp Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: June 09, 2009 Title: Chapter 22: Chapter 22: The Honeymoon

I love how you keep some of the elements of SM's work but totally make it your own, and better. Sexy time with Edward is always better. I'm thoroughly excited for Bella's change and the things Edward can do to her when she's truly his equal. You deserve all the praise you get and more. If you get a book published, you must let us know. I'll be one of the first in line to buy it whether it includes smut or not. You truly have a gift and I appreciate that you're sharing it with us.

 
Reviewer: Voluptuous Vamp Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: June 09, 2009 Title: Chapter 20: Chapter 20: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1

This was probably the most wonderful emotional thing I've read. I loved how Bella took the time to tell everyone how much they meant to her. And Alice crying! It was amazing.

 
Reviewer: Voluptuous Vamp Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: July 28, 2009 Title: Chapter 24: Chapter 24: Countdown to a Change

Um ... HOLY SHIT. I doubt that Bella will be angry that that's the way she went, but of course Edward will hate himself even though it's the same thing that he was going to do in a few hours anyways. Stupid vampires always thinking morphine will take away the pain of your body going through an entire metamorphic change. It doesn't matter that you waited so long to update because that was pretty fan-fucking-tastic. But please, you can't leave us on a cliffy like that for too long.

 
Summary:

The much anticipated sequel to A Lesson in Release.  Jasper has won the girl of his dreams and they are beginning a new life together at college.  But what happens when fate intercedes?  Will he be able to hold onto her or will fate return her to Edward?

A Lesson in Fate


Categories: AU Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Jasper
Challenges:
Series: The Lessons Saga
Chapters: 49 Completed: Yes Word count: 171842
[Report This] Published: January 09, 2009 Updated: October 28, 2009


Reviewer: Voluptuous Vamp Signed
Date: April 03, 2009 Title: Chapter 17: Chapter 16: Pieces

You make me cry a lot, but I guess that's a sign of amazing writing. I'm praying that Bella turns Jasper down.

 
Reviewer: Voluptuous Vamp Signed
Date: April 10, 2009 Title: Chapter 20: Chapter 19: As One

I always love it when we get to hear from Adrian. When they have sex, does he dick go numb too? :) I wonder what the implications of that would be.



Author's Response:

Yes, it does!  But he likes it...

 
Reviewer: Voluptuous Vamp Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: April 10, 2009 Title: Chapter 21: Chapter 20: A Bad Goodbye

Punish such a fabulous writer? Of course not. I'll praise you for updating so quickly.

It makes me sad how much pain everyone is in right now. I swear you make me cry more than anyone else has, but I still love you.

 
Reviewer: Voluptuous Vamp Signed
Date: April 13, 2009 Title: Chapter 22: Chapter 21: Looking Forward to Regret

Hmmm, is Kelly going to be a problem? I love how you made Bella stand up for herself in front of Kelly, but then was sad as soon as she knew she was hidden.

 
Summary:

(Set in the times of corsets and top hats) Isabella, daughter of a powerful family, is kidnapped by a hired assassin for her money. Her feelings of hate soon turn to love. Read and find out what happens in this tale of forbidden love.

Bella X Edward

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Banner made by evenstar (Thank you SO much!)


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Completed: No Word count: 12398
[Report This] Published: March 09, 2009 Updated: November 01, 2010


Reviewer: Voluptuous Vamp Signed
Date: April 24, 2009 Title: Chapter 6: Butterflies and Hurricanes

Great story so far. And yes, Jacob is creepy! Can't wait for the update.

 
Reviewer: Voluptuous Vamp Signed
Date: July 16, 2009 Title: Chapter 7: Space Dementia

This was a good chapter. I was hoping for some time with Bella, but hopefully that will come with the next chapter?

 
Like Night and Day by EllaB Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1274]
Summary:

“Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth.”

Alice’s werewolf blindness never allowed her to see Bella’s cliff diving at La Push, so she and the rest of the Cullens continued to stay away from Forks.

Bella struggles with her changing feelings for Jacob, her pain from Edward’s rejection, and her lingering feelings of love for the vampire who broke her heart and disappeared. Will Jacob and Bella find their way to each other and get their chance at happiness? And when a miserable and heartbroken Edward returns to beg Bella for forgiveness, what will she do?

As relationships change, Victoria continues her vendetta.

** Nominated for a Bellie Award for "Best 'Edward Who?' Fic!" **

** Nominated for two Indie Twific Awards for "Best Love Triangle" and "Best New Moon Story!" **

** Like Night and Day placed second in The Wolfpack Awards for "Favorite Jacob" **

Thanks you to catonspeed and the ladies of Altered Lions and Sacrificial Lambs for the new banner and your general awesomeness!

 


Categories: New Moon, AU Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Embry, Emily, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, Jasper, Leah, Quil, Rosalie, Sam, Seth, Victoria
Challenges:
Series: The Bella and Jacob Chronicles
Chapters: 33 Completed: Yes Word count: 127337
[Report This] Published: June 16, 2009 Updated: July 19, 2010


Reviewer: Voluptuous Vamp Signed
Date: November 23, 2009 Title: Chapter 17: Chapter 17 - The Moment

You are too fucking cute with your movie names!

 
Reviewer: Voluptuous Vamp Signed
Date: September 01, 2009 Title: Chapter 11: Chapter 11 - Sadness, Strategy and Surrender

Awe sweet Alice. How I love her. It's nice that Bella is finally admitting to herself and liking the idea that she in in love with Jacob. I wonder if when Edward emerges if she will go back to him or stay with Jacob. I'm not sure right now which one I'd like more. Can't wait for the Victoria battle. Great chapter.



Author's Response:

Thanks V!  See you in the forums...MWAH HA HA!

 
Reviewer: Voluptuous Vamp Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: September 11, 2009 Title: Chapter 13: Chapter 13 - Screw Fate

God I hope that's the Cullens. And I had to stop because I was laughing so hard when I read this "The first time Jared came when I was giving him a blowjob, I thought he’d stab me through the head with his dick.”



Author's Response:

Hahaha!  Glad you liked it, V!  Kim doesn't have the same tact as Bella.  She's a bit more "typical teenager."

 
Reviewer: Voluptuous Vamp Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: September 22, 2009 Title: Chapter 15: Chapter 15 - Reunited and It Feels So Good

I get a gold star (from last chapter)! I've been failing at reading updates. If you hadn't updated so fast I would have left you a review last chapter too, but you have to be all super duper and shit. Tssk tssk.

So, um, can I say that ff writers make me more emotional when SMeyer's virgin ass did. When the Cullens came back in New Moon I was like "Ok yea, happy family, let's get a move on." Here, a tear came to my eye and my throat was thick through a lot of it.

Is it weird that I like it when Bella pets wolf Jacob?

 
Beautiful Lies by tmr Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1081]
Summary:

Emily Haines, Our Hell, Dir. Jaron Albertin

In her incoherent state after Edward leaves her in the forest, Bella's sleeping lips betray her: "Edward is a vampire and I will be one too."  Although the story opens in a mental hospital, it quickly leaves after the first chapter and never looks back...  AU/Dark:  This is not your typical AU-New-Moon story line.  The first few chapters are somewhat normal, but the story then takes a quick and hard turn into a very AU.

 

 


Categories: New Moon, AU Characters: Alec, Alice, Alistair, Aro, Bella, Caius, Carlisle, Charlie, Chelsea, Demetri, Edward, Eleazar, Emmett, Esme, Gianna, Irina, Jacob, James, Jane, Jasper, Laurent, Leah, Makenna, Renata, Renee, Rosalie, Sulpicia, Tanya, Victoria
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Completed: No Word count: 4291
[Report This] Published: July 13, 2009 Updated: September 15, 2010


Reviewer: Voluptuous Vamp Signed
Date: July 23, 2009 Title: Beautiful Lies

Just write, really fast.



Author's Response:

Ok. Thanks for reading.

 
Reviewer: Voluptuous Vamp Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: July 23, 2009 Title: Beautiful Lies

Did you cry when you wrote this? Because I sure as hell did.



Author's Response:

Absolutely did.  It's so vivid in my mind, I can well up just thinking about it.  

Thanks very much for your review.

 




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