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Penname: biddyswife [Contact]
Real name: Clare
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Member Since: November 24, 2009
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Mature (43) twilight fan, desperately in love with Edward/Rob xx


I have a story I'm writing under another penname cullenscougar, called Lifts and Thongs. Please read and let me know what you think.


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Reviews by biddyswife
 
Summary:

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College student Bella decides to branch out and take an art class for fun.  Edward is looking for a model for his BFA exhibit.  What happens when they get a good look at each other?  All human, canon pairings.  Yum Yum!


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Completed: No Word count: 42532
[Report This] Published: April 16, 2010 Updated: November 06, 2011


Reviewer: biddyswife Signed
Date: May 01, 2010 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2: One o' Them Days

Poor Bella, getting told off by her French teacher. Loved Alice, just as she should be. Hope things work out for Bella getting a new room. Great stuff.



Author's Response:

glad you liked alice -- she's my favorite.  and bella will have a much better time in chapter 3, don't you worry!

 
Reviewer: biddyswife Signed
Date: May 01, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Proposals

Love it, shy Bella doing nude painting in art class, creepy James yuk, mmm scrummy Edward. Hope he's the next model in Bella's class!! Wouldn't that be fun?? hehehe



Author's Response:

hmm, maybe he will be and maybe he won't...  not gonna tell ya yet!

and i have to say -- "scrummy" is such a great word.  brings lots of lickable images to my mind!

 
Reviewer: biddyswife Signed
Date: May 21, 2010 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4: Moving Day

aw now that's just mean to leave us like that.... but yum, naked, wet Edward in a towel, drool. love it. please write more soon, hugs Clare x



Author's Response:

thanks, clare!  chap 5 is currently being beta'd by my PTB crew (project team beta) so once that is edited, i'll send it along.  and i just finished writing chap 6.  so don't worry, you'll hear more soon. 

wanna teeny teaser?  chap 5 = towelward pov.  squeee!

 
Summary:

 

    A thirty-six year old woman, after suffering the tragic loss of her husband months before, takes a much needed vacation to the isle of St. Bart’s.   There she meets a young twenty-two year old budding actor who teaches her To Love Again.

This is a very cheezy story, because I like cheez! Oh, and romance, too.

 


Categories: Other Characters: Emmett
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Series: Emmett Stories
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 12442
[Report This] Published: April 30, 2010 Updated: May 09, 2010


Reviewer: biddyswife Signed
Date: May 09, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

wow ellen that was wonderful, loved it, u never know it could happen... Hugs clare aka cullenscougar x

Author's Response:

Thanks Clare!

It took a while to get here, but it finally made it! Glad you loved it, I did, too. lol This one's a little more realistic as far as the age difference. I won 3rd place in the Cougars Revolution Contest on ff with it! Lookin forward to more Rob and Ellie!!

Love ya, sweetie, 

Ellen

 
Summary:

Bella's marriage to Jacob Black fell apart in just one night, a night filled with darkness and violence. Now she is on the run to save her and her young sons life, looking for protection in the most unlikely of places...in the arms of Edward Cullen.


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Emily, Esme, Jacob, Jasper, Other Character, Rosalie
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Series: None
Chapters: 2 Completed: No Word count: 5941
[Report This] Published: May 09, 2010 Updated: June 12, 2011


Reviewer: biddyswife Signed
Date: June 10, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: And It All Falls Apart

OMG that was brilliant. Bad Jacob. How could he do that to Bella. But at least she was rescued by Edward & Emmett. Can't wait to see what happens next. Please post soon. hugs Clare x

 
Summary:

An alternative to the scene in New Moon that had us all wondering: what exactly was that between Carlisle and Bella as he was stitching her back up again?  One-shot, CxB, as canon as it can be aside from the obvious character pairing.


Categories: New Moon Characters: Bella, Carlisle
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 5460
[Report This] Published: May 30, 2010 Updated: June 04, 2010


Reviewer: biddyswife Signed
Date: June 10, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Wayfarer's Night Song

Wow. I don't know how to feel about this. When I started reading it I could totally understand how Bella was feeling, that showed in New Moon. But when things started to go further I worried about how Edward would feel. I was surprised when Alice didn't call with a vision of what was happening. I felt for Edward, thinking that once they were married he'd know Bella was no longer innocent and question why. But then I thought that he'd be able to tell from Carlisle's thoughts. I was sorry for Esme because she may feel betrayed and she doesn't deserve that. But then, when Bella said that Edward would never make love to her for fear of taking her virginity and how that may cause him to hurt her, I began to understand. Carlisle, the most restrained vampire, would be able to control the bloodlust when taking Bella's virginity. Although it's a bit incestuous, who better to take it than him?

I'm in awe. So beautifully written. Well done.

hugs Clare x



Author's Response:

Thank you for your thoughtful review!!!  I think one reason why so many people feel conflicted about this story is because I tried to keep it as canon as possible...she's with Edward, she loves Edward, why is she having sex with his dad?!?  I'm glad that the motivation behind their actions came through for you...and as he said, they'll never do it again.  Thank you again for reading and reviewing!

P.S. - As I was writing, I imagined Alice being completely preoccupied with Jasper and his actions, and so therefore wouldn't necessarily be concerned with what Carlisle and Bella were up to.  :-)

 
Days Like This by SwimmingBee Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1745]
Summary: Feature

 

24 year old school teacher, Gemma Taylor, is excited. It's officially summer vacation and she and her friends have big plans for a fun girls' night out. She has no idea who she is about to meet and how much her life is going to change...

Will Robert Pattinson be everything she needs? Or will he break her heart?

A huge thank you to the fabulous Christine30974 for the above banner, and to the very talented RainerNight for the beautiful new banner below!

 

 

Days Like This was the winner of the Spring 2011 Faithful Shipper Awards in the categories of...

'Best RPF Story - Actor / Other Character' and 'Best RPF Author'!

Thanks so much to those who voted!


Categories: Other Characters: Robert Pattinson
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 46 Completed: Yes Word count: 332445
[Report This] Published: June 13, 2010 Updated: April 19, 2011


Reviewer: biddyswife Signed
Date: October 06, 2010 Title: Chapter 16: Chapter 16 - Love

Hooray. She fought for him and made him see reason! Good on ya Gem. And was it worth it? Oh yes. Gentle sexy Rob's back! Wow. Lucky girl. Let's hope there's more where that came from....hehehe, of course there is. hugs Clare x



Author's Response:

Hi Clare,

Yep, lucky Gemma was brave enough to fight for Rob and make him see reason! It really was make or break time for them in their relationship... luckily, they fixed things and opened up to each other. Phew! Gentle sexy Rob's definitely back! 

And you're right - of course there's lots more to come!

Thanks so much for reading and reviewing, it's great to hear from you. :)

-SwimmingBee

 
Reviewer: biddyswife Signed
Date: August 31, 2010 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9 - Only You

I love this story so much. This chapter was lovely, so full of passion. Makeout on the stairs was hot, I don't blame Gemma for doing what she did, who could resist him. Phew making out against the bedroom door was even hotter. But restrained Rob not taking advantage of drunk, injured Gemma just makes you love him even more. Can't wait for more. hugs Clare x



Author's Response:

Aww, what a great review, Clare! Thank you! :)

So glad you enjoyed the makeout on the stairs... and against the bedroom door too, of course. Damn that door for interrupting, though! But yep, Rob was very well-behaved, wasn't he? He's lovely. Lucky Gemma!

The next chapter shouldn't be too far away - it's just waiting to be validated now.

Thanks again!

-SwimmingBee

 
Reviewer: biddyswife Signed
Date: October 05, 2010 Title: Chapter 15: Chapter 15 - The Perfect L.A. Boy

Argh, so not what I expected, although I don't know why, given how you portray Rob. But really, not giving Gem a chance to explain, not really fair. Let's hope Tom's talked some sense into him. Please update soon. hugs Clare x



Author's Response:

Hey Clare,

Great to hear from you again! Thanks so much for reading and reviewing. :)

Rob's reaction definitely seemed to come from nowhere, didn't it? Gemma definitely wasn't expecting quite that reaction from him. Even so, he has been warning Gemma from the beginning that he's "fucked up"... It's really only now that she's starting to believe him! You're right though - he really wasn't fair, not giving her a chance to explain the situation. Boooo!

Thanks again!

-SwimmingBee

 
Reviewer: biddyswife Signed
Date: August 18, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 - Girls' Night Out!

yum, Rob speaking in her ear, *shivers*



Author's Response:

Hi biddyswife,

Great to have a new reader on board. Hope you're liking it so far!

I know, lucky Gemma, having Rob speak in her ear. Sigh!

Thanks for reading!

-SwimmingBee

 
Reviewer: biddyswife Signed
Date: August 18, 2010 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2 - One, Two, Three... Go!

noooo they can't leave now just when its getting interesting.....



Author's Response:

Oh, don't worry! There's much more to come! :)

-SwimmingBee

 
Reviewer: biddyswife Signed
Date: August 18, 2010 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3 - A Slow Recovery

What is wrong with Gemma, is she mad?



Author's Response:

Hehee, no, she's not mad. She's just a bit confused and overwhelmed by the whole Rob situation!

She's overly cautious at the moment about men... She doesn't want to get her heart broken again so plays it safe instead. Don't worry, she'll sort herself out soon enough! :)

-SwimmingBee

 
Reviewer: biddyswife Signed
Date: August 18, 2010 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4 - Let's Do This

ROB ROB ROB ROB no contest



Author's Response:

Well of course! :)

Gemma knows that too. Poor Daniel just doesn't compare, does he? He's lovely, but he's not Rob. He's just the safe, easy option at the moment!

I love that you reviewed every chapter! Thank you!

-SwimmingBee

 
Reviewer: biddyswife Signed
Date: August 18, 2010 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5 - Just Rob

yes! Hot kissing in the hot tub with the hot Rob....



Author's Response:

Haha! It was definitely hot in that hot tub, huh!?

There's plenty more where that came from... Lucky Gemma!

Thanks again!

-SwimmingBee

 
Reviewer: biddyswife Signed
Date: August 18, 2010 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6 - So Good

can Rob come and kiss my eyelids and tell me to sleep tight? please??



Author's Response:

Ha, biddyswife! Sure! Just hop in line behind me, okay? :)

Glad you liked the sofa snuggling.

Thanks for another fun review!

-SwimmingBee

 
Reviewer: biddyswife Signed
Date: August 18, 2010 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7 - A Total Reality Shock

is she mad? Rob wanting to be invited to her bed? OMG.

But I do totally understand. She's been hurt and is protecting herself. Let's see where the date Tuesday goes... can't wait.... hugs Clare x



Author's Response:

Hey again Clare,

Gemma sure has restraint, doesn't she?! I'm pretty sure I wouldn't have said no to him!

But you're right... She is trying to protect herself from getting hurt again. I hope you enjoy reading about their date in the next chapter. They certainly enjoy themselves, anyway! ;)

Thanks so much for reading and reviewing. I really appreciate all your kind words!

-SwimmingBee

 
Reviewer: biddyswife Signed
Date: August 23, 2010 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8 - Brave

Wow, love it. Intense, brooding Rob and naughty, drunk Gemma. Mmm can't wait to find out what happens next. Great story, fab chapter. hugs Clare x



Author's Response:

Thanks so much, Clare!

Great to have you back again. I'm glad you liked brooding Rob and naughty Gemma. There's plenty more of that to come!

-SwimmingBee

 
Smutiversity by Smutsisters Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 102]
Summary:

What's a girl to do when she writes fanfic where the smut isn't so much sizzling hot, as embarassingly warm? She goes to Smutiversity. SwedenSara enrolls on a course “Sex in fiction: how to write, and what to avoid” and gets much more education than she bargained for, two new friends, and a red-hot teacher who bears a striking resemblance to a young, British actor, known for his portrayal of a brooding vampire...

Enjoy Smutiversity!

In the beginning we were three, and now our big sis has retired - she's doing God-stuff - but we still love her!

This is a collaboration between SwedenSara and Netracullen. We are the Smut Sisters!

Check out the Twilighted thread FangMom created for our little smut baby: http://www.twilighted.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=46&t=11347


Categories: Crackfic Characters: Edward
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Series: None
Chapters: 10 Completed: No Word count: 50164
[Report This] Published: June 14, 2010 Updated: April 01, 2011


Reviewer: biddyswife Signed
Date: August 13, 2010 Title: Chapter 5: Spunkgate

OMG I found this story about 90 minutes ago and haven't stopped reading it. It's absolutely brilliant. I cannot wait to read more. Please post soon. I hope Sara and Edward get together really soon. hugs Clare x



Author's Response:

Wow, I'm so glad you like it! I know for a fact that Netracullen is working on the next chapter as we speak, look out for eventual teasers on the Twi thread.

Oh, and I intend to get us together, don't worry... This is my only chance at getting it on with Edward, and I intend to take it. That's the beauty of writing! LOL

/Sara

 
Reviewer: biddyswife Signed
Date: December 17, 2010 Title: Chapter 8: You've got mail

Holy shit that was worth the wait. I love it. So intense. Who knew how a few pictures could literally create such hotness. Naughty Edward, he obviously wants her, but to take a picture of his neck and hope she writes about it is so hot. Sarah, naughty girl, but I don't blame you. Wow you can feel the sexual tension from here. I want to know what other pictures and emails he sent after she fell asleep. please post soon.



Author's Response:

Thanks for waiting for it! We've had some trouble getting this validated, I added it ages ago but our VB quit and it took some time for us to find out and get a new one. Qjmom took us on, I'm incredibly thankful for that!

Edward is very naughty indeed... ;) And I guess we all would be naughty around him!

Thanks for reading and reviewing! /Sara xox

 
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Bella's bad luck has landed her in Chicago for a business trip, with no luggage and no hotel room. Her co-worker, Edward, steps in to help! Her luck is about to change. AH. Canon pairings.


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 17 Completed: No Word count: 70922
[Report This] Published: June 22, 2010 Updated: December 06, 2011


Reviewer: biddyswife Signed
Date: December 30, 2010 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9

Hi, I love this story and am so glad you updated. This chapter was so hot and when I realised we'd got to the end without the final part of the lemon I sat there going NOOOOOOO. Please update soon. I know with the holidays these things take time. Just looking forward to reading more.



Author's Response: I'm so glad you like it. I've not given up on this story by any means. I had an opportunity to enter a one shot in a soundtrack challenge that took time away from this story. On the plus side, I actually WON that contest! (Posting it soon) I hated to end this chapter where I did but it had to be done. I was over a 7k word count and saw no end in sight. The ride home looked like a good place to change POV's so I stopped there. Rest assured, chapter 10 picks up RIGHT where chapter left off. I am 2/3 complete with the next update and will get it out as fast as I can. Thanks for reading and reviewing bb!

 
Doctor's Orders by mybluesky Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 331]
Summary:

Nurse Swan vows to never date a doctor, presuming them all to be egotistical jerks. But will she change her mind when she starts a new job and meets the handsome Dr. Cullen, or will his advances only strengthen her resolve? AH, OOC, Rated NC-17 for adult content

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Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 19 Completed: No Word count: 106485
[Report This] Published: July 03, 2010 Updated: June 19, 2011


Reviewer: biddyswife Signed
Date: July 22, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue - Never Date a Doctor

Wow, love it, please update soon

 
Summary:

 

 

A Robsten/Montreal one-shot. KPOV

 


Categories: Other Characters: Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson
Challenges:
Series: The Robsten Files
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3251
[Report This] Published: August 17, 2010 Updated: August 17, 2010


Reviewer: biddyswife Signed
Date: August 17, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: If You Can't Beat 'Em . . .

Wow, I just love it. The Beastie Boys tshirt, the stolen kiss. Excellent stuff. It really must be like that for them. I feel sorry for them having to keep things secret, though I'd love to see them out in public behaving like a normal couple. hugs Clare x

 




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