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Penname: biddyswife [Contact]
Real name: Clare
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Member Since: November 24, 2009
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Mature (43) twilight fan, desperately in love with Edward/Rob xx


I have a story I'm writing under another penname cullenscougar, called Lifts and Thongs. Please read and let me know what you think.


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Summary:

This is the Companion story for Need To Escape, told in Robert's point of view.

This story will make better sense if you read at least the first ten chapters of Need To Escape before starting this one.

The chapters of On the Threshold will parallel NTE. 

What was Rob thinking? Now we'll know.


Categories: Other Characters: Robert Pattinson
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 52 Completed: No Word count: 416857
[Report This] Published: March 03, 2010 Updated: March 25, 2014


Reviewer: biddyswife Signed
Date: May 04, 2010 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10-Wrapped Up In You

OMG balloon elephant with big trunk? PMSL. Rob in a wingback chair, with quirk & smirk? Are u trying to kill me???? Heart attack on a Tuesday morning... Seriously Steph, you've done it again. Yum, Rob sex without the raincoat? Mmmmm nice! Very intense, but then I think he has a right to be. Poor bloke. Nice to hear his thoughts about how he feels for Jen already. Keep up the good work, hugs Clare xx

Author's Response:

yes...Rob in a wingback... hehehe

Poor bloke has so much to think about, rather than enjoy the moment... but it seems like he did.

he's head over heels isn't he? how will he tell her? oh the suspense! LOL!

thanks my dear! 

more soon!

MWAH!

steph

 
Reviewer: biddyswife Signed
Date: May 18, 2010 Title: Chapter 12: Chapter 12-You Mean the World

Yum. As ever Steph that was great. He's so deep and intense. Love him. Can't wait to see Jen's reaction from Rob's POV. Looking forward to more and especially to a long thick one in ch15, hehehe inner perve coming out there.... hugs Clare x



Author's Response:

thanks hun! there really is a little more about the awkward boy, yeah?

hehe. long and think coming soon!

hehehe

thanks my dear!

MWAH!

steph

 
Reviewer: biddyswife Signed
Date: May 19, 2010 Title: Chapter 13: Chapter 13-Love Is

Wow Steph, hot and steamy!! Yum. So intense. How can he doubt how beautiful he is?? Not just in looks but as a person with a beautiful heart. Wonderful.

Wet Rome Rob? Holy sh**!! Hot and sweaty Rob in a torn tshirt with riding crop. OMFG kill me now!! hugs Clare



Author's Response:

Thanks Clare!

glad you liked the lemony goodness. He really is quite modest, at least in here. Who knows in real life, but i have a feeling he is a bit clueless to it in RL as well. 

heehee. Wet Rome Rob would kill me for sure. And Circus Lion Tamer Rob...well that's just cruel of me isn't it? 

Thanks my dear!

more soon!

MWAH!

steph

 
Reviewer: biddyswife Signed
Date: June 10, 2010 Title: Chapter 16: Chapter 16-Can't Get Enough

OMG Steph, that was awesome. Let me just say that Rob can come in my kitchen any day he likes. I'd eat his muffin!! LOL.

Mmm, Dom Rob spanking Jen, yum. Forceful Rob is definitely something I'd like to see. That was so beautifully done. I love his inner dialogue while he fights his inner animal. So hot.

You've surpassed yourself again. Can't wait for more. I have to say I'm not sure I can cope with the separation again, especially from RPOV. But I'm sure it will be done brilliantly. hugs Clare x



Author's Response:

thanks Clare!

ah Rob and muffins... good times... good.times.... LOL!

Seriously forceful Rob.... need more of that! he really is in a pitched battle with himself isn't he?

so glad you liked it my dear! ah the separation. just remember.... they get through...  but i really can't wait to bring you his side! 

thanks my dear!

MWAH!

steph

 
Reviewer: biddyswife Signed
Date: July 13, 2010 Title: Chapter 22: Chapter 22-Breaking the Girl

Oh God. Poor Rob. Poor Jen. Asshole Nick. Not sure I'm gonna be able to cope with Details. I really hated those pics. It wasn't Rob there, he was vacant, off elsewhere, searching in Washington for Jen.



Author's Response:

I am so glad to see so many agree about the Details shoot !I really thought i was in the minority! 

so glad you liked it (is that really the right word when i cause you pain?) 

MWAH!

steph

 
Reviewer: biddyswife Signed
Date: August 10, 2010 Title: Chapter 26: Chapter 26-Home

yeah yeah yeah, gimme gimme gimme, you know what I want??? Of course you do, you're just a tease!!! LOL

Loved it. So much to take in. Steph being on his side, Mike being a good friend, Nick well, we all know what we think of him.... And the anticipation of being back together was just too much. Poor Rob & Jen, being delayed by snow. But you described everything so well, as usual.

Can't wait for more, please update soon.

hugs Clare x



Author's Response:

Yay! for figuring a way around the silliness! 

hahaha, so.... you want twin bed action? hehehehe

so glad you liked his side. oh the agony of travelling!

thanks my dear!

MWAH!

steph

 
Reviewer: biddyswife Signed
Date: September 15, 2010 Title: Chapter 30: Chapter 30-She's Got a Way

Hi Steph. Wow the Christmas tree farm. Another fave of mine. So good seeing it from RPOV. Naughty Jen and naughty Rob doing those things in public... Can you imagine the tabloid headlines if they'd got caught? Oh dear!

As you know, I love this and NTE. You have a way of writing that makes it all so real. Looking forward to 'nap' time and also at the club when they go out with Liz & Victoria.

Hope life isn't too stressful for you. hugs Clare x



Author's Response:

a the farm. it was fun to "experience"! it would be quite the story if it hit the news papers! 

thanks so much my dear! I can't wait to get to the rest! 

MWAH!

steph

 
Taking Control by KrisB Rated: R starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 102]
Summary:

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Tina DeLuca is a problem-solver.  She's decided that Robert Pattinson's problem is he needs a personal assistant.  He agrees, but he's got a slightly different idea of the type of assistance he'd like.  Suzie Dienstag is Tina's little sister, so having her around is bound to keep Tina within reach, right?  The first real question is: can he stand to have Suzie around?  The next one, though, is how did he ever survive without her.

Taking Control is an outtake from Loss of Control.  Reading the first 10 chapters of LOC will certainly help a great deal.  It's not required, but the characters are more fully developed over there.  They just jump right in the deep end together over here.  They're bold and adventurous that way.

Disclaimer:  Fake, fake, fake.  Robert Pattinson is a real person and this is a fictionalized version of him.  Even worse, this is a spinoff of a fictionalized version of him.  Rob's management team is real, and these are fake versions of them (noticing a theme on the fake thing?) Tina and Suzie and Frannie and all their family and friends are figments of my imagination.  It doesn't mean I love them any less.

This story is dedicated to my fabulous and wonderful beta, LightStarDusting.  She's my Suzie and I'm her Tina, and I do love her so!  Originally written as a birthday gift for her, this story is heavy on snark and light on lemons.  She puts up with my NC-17 nonsense because she loves me, but at heart she's a PG-13 girl.  As you can see, we met in the middle on this one!


Categories: Other Characters: Robert Pattinson
Challenges:
Series: The Control Series - LOC, TC, and Outtakes
Chapters: 6 Completed: Yes Word count: 33573
[Report This] Published: April 09, 2010 Updated: May 21, 2010


Reviewer: biddyswife Signed
Date: April 16, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Good Morning and Welcome to Your Life

wow, love it... Bossy women rule. Glad to see Suzie sorting Rob out. He really does need someone like her in RL. Love her view of Tina too. Nice to get another perspective on their story. Will be adding to faves.

Author's Response:

Hi, Clare!  Welcome to TC - I'm so glad you came!  I'm in love with this POV because we can see what both of them are thinking.  Bossy Tina is a rock star, in my opinion.  She is so different from me and I love channeling her.  I also love seeing how much Rob has grown from the "cork floating on the ocean" that he is here (in January) to the decisive and determined man he is in August.  Suzie has quite an effect on him, simply by getting things in order so he can decide what matters.  Who said highlighters weren't the greatest invention in history?

I honestly wish he had someone like her in RL.  I don't know how he survives, honestly.  And I'm glad you like the alternative viewpoint on Tina, as well.  Her POV in LOC is great to have, but she really is quite hard on herself and her view of others is slightly skewed as well (don't we all do that?).  So this POV lets us see that people aren't quite as Tina sees them, and to see Rob's early fixation with her and why it develops as it does.  It also (hopefully) shows how he and Suzie reach their odd level of camaraderie and disrespectful respect in LOC.  It's really a great fit.  I can't wait for you to see her first interactions with Nick and Stephanie!

Thanks for reading and reviewing, and for favoriting.  This won't be super-long, but I thought it would be a fun and fluffy companion for LOC.

 
Reviewer: biddyswife Signed
Date: April 23, 2010 Title: Chapter 2: Suzie Needs to Be Committed

Love this view of the story. it's fab. keep up the good work.



Author's Response:

Thanks, Clare!  I'm with you... it's a different perspective.  I adore Suzie in all her Cursed-ness, and Rob is so vulnerable.  It's amazing to see how much he's changed between this story and the Hobson premiere.  Having someone help him get his priorities straight seems to have really focused him, don't you think?

Of course, it's nice to have an emotional bodyguard to go with the physical ones.  Too bad the real Rob doesn't seem to have that in real life (at least in my opinion).  I really wish he did.

I really appreciate you reading and reviewing, Clare!  Thanks again.  Hopefully see you Monday over at LOC!  All KINDS of interesting stuff going on over there, too.  It's like having a time machine!

 
Summary:

 

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Bella Swan has spent a lifetime putting everyone else's needs before her own. Could a chance encounter with a mysterious stranger begin to change all of that?

Warning: Some dark scenes and subject matter at times, will try to post warnings on each necessary chapter.


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 29 Completed: Yes Word count: 172047
[Report This] Published: April 11, 2010 Updated: March 16, 2011


Reviewer: biddyswife Signed
Date: June 02, 2010 Title: Chapter 8: Sick of Myself

OMFG. I didn't think you could get any better than the last chapter. I was so wrong. Bloody hell, hearing them talk about using a toy was sexy enough. Actually reading about them using it was .... well words fail me. But please keep up the good work. I cannot wait for the next chapter. I haven't even got enough imagination to wonder what they'll get up to next.... hugs Clare x



Author's Response:

Thank you so much!! I didn't know what the reaction would be for this one, but apparently the general consensus is that toys = good! ;-)

 
Reviewer: biddyswife Signed
Date: May 03, 2010 Title: Chapter 3: Awake

Wow, intense. I'm assuming Tanya was his girlfriend/wife who committed suicide? Nasty. I can't pretend to understand how or why people do that, but can only assume they think there is no other way. What a waste. Sorry. Rant over. I love this story and hope that Edward and Bella do get together soon. They need each other. hugs Clare x



Author's Response:

Thank you for the review.

Yes, I agree with you about suicide. It can be a very selfish act, without thought to how it will affect those around you.

 
Reviewer: biddyswife Signed
Date: May 03, 2010 Title: Chapter 2: Let Go

nooo she can't marry Jacob. Is she going to take the key back and see the mysterious stranger again? hope so



Author's Response:

Just you wait!!! You might like the next chapter update very much! ;-)

 
Reviewer: biddyswife Signed
Date: May 08, 2010 Title: Chapter 4: Caramel

Holy sh** it was certainly steamy in here when I read that!! Bloody hell. Keep up the good work. Can't wait to read more...



Author's Response:

Thank you so much!! Glad you liked it!

 
Reviewer: biddyswife Signed
Date: May 16, 2010 Title: Chapter 5: Snuff

Wow. that was very intense but very sensitively done. I never understand how people commit suicide. To end your own life you have to be seriously at the end of your tether to harm yourself that badly. Although it's cowardly to leave everyone else behind to cope with it, it's also seriously brave to be able to carry it out. I've been in a situation once where things got really bad but never ever considered that. Poor Edward, being left behind with all that guilt. That's awful.

But I think Bella is his salvation. OMG he's smitten already....



Author's Response:

Yes, he is already VERY smitten, but he doesn't realize it yet. He thinks she's just a sexual distraction.

 
Reviewer: biddyswife Signed
Date: May 20, 2010 Title: Chapter 6: Just One Fix

W O W. Jacob sounds like a real nice guy!! NOT! I just loved Bella leaving a reminder of what he'd missed for Edward. That was so HOT. OMG. It got suddenly very warm in here when I read both parts!! Phew please write more soon. Can't wait too long. Am like Bella, can't keep away!



Author's Response:

I'm glad you liked their little self lovin sessions!! ;-)

 
Reviewer: biddyswife Signed
Date: May 25, 2010 Title: Chapter 7: Oh My God

OMG seriously are you trying to kill me???? I never thought I'd be jealous of 2 fictional characters before but damn I want me some Edward love. That wasn't just steamy, that was sauna at full steam ahead... Volcanic. Can't wait to read about them playing with the toy... Write soon please. Don't think I can wait long. Hugs clare x

Author's Response:

Thank you!! Yes, they are just starting on a long, sensual journey. Hope you enjoy the ride!!

 
Reviewer: biddyswife Signed
Date: June 13, 2010 Title: Chapter 9: Ca Plane Pour Moi

Thoughts? What are they? Who am I? Do I have a brain?  Incoherent moaning? YES!!

Sorry, brain cells returning slowly. OMG this story just keeps on getting better. I'd put it up there with The List by Laura Cullen.

Snarling possessive Edward vibrating round the girlie bits? Kill me now. 69 with Edward? OMFG. I'm dead and buried in a Y shaped coffin.

Bella has definitely got to leave Jacob and tell her dad she's got her own life to lead, that she's nobody's slave. There's no way on earth she can get married now, not with hot sex like that on tap. I'd definitely tap that, at least once a day!!

I'm sorry you were in hospital and hope you are better now, hope next week gets better too. Anticipating the next update, hugs Clare xx



Author's Response:

Thank you so much, I'm so flattered!! And I would tap that at least TWICE a day!!

 
Reviewer: biddyswife Signed
Date: September 08, 2010 Title: Chapter 15: Everlong

OMG that was hilarious. Alice attacking Bella's wardrobe. All of them in a huge Hummer going to karaoke. Bella's conversation with Alice & Rose was brilliant, just as they're sure Edward loves her already, it's made her think it's possible. Love all the songs the Cullens did. Bella's was best. Shame Edward didn't see that one. Was waiting for him to turn up. And he did! WOW. Please post again soon. hugs Clare x

 
Summary:

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College student Bella decides to branch out and take an art class for fun.  Edward is looking for a model for his BFA exhibit.  What happens when they get a good look at each other?  All human, canon pairings.  Yum Yum!


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Completed: No Word count: 42532
[Report This] Published: April 16, 2010 Updated: November 06, 2011


Reviewer: biddyswife Signed
Date: May 01, 2010 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2: One o' Them Days

Poor Bella, getting told off by her French teacher. Loved Alice, just as she should be. Hope things work out for Bella getting a new room. Great stuff.



Author's Response:

glad you liked alice -- she's my favorite.  and bella will have a much better time in chapter 3, don't you worry!

 
Reviewer: biddyswife Signed
Date: May 01, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Proposals

Love it, shy Bella doing nude painting in art class, creepy James yuk, mmm scrummy Edward. Hope he's the next model in Bella's class!! Wouldn't that be fun?? hehehe



Author's Response:

hmm, maybe he will be and maybe he won't...  not gonna tell ya yet!

and i have to say -- "scrummy" is such a great word.  brings lots of lickable images to my mind!

 
Reviewer: biddyswife Signed
Date: May 21, 2010 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4: Moving Day

aw now that's just mean to leave us like that.... but yum, naked, wet Edward in a towel, drool. love it. please write more soon, hugs Clare x



Author's Response:

thanks, clare!  chap 5 is currently being beta'd by my PTB crew (project team beta) so once that is edited, i'll send it along.  and i just finished writing chap 6.  so don't worry, you'll hear more soon. 

wanna teeny teaser?  chap 5 = towelward pov.  squeee!

 
Summary:

 

    A thirty-six year old woman, after suffering the tragic loss of her husband months before, takes a much needed vacation to the isle of St. Bart’s.   There she meets a young twenty-two year old budding actor who teaches her To Love Again.

This is a very cheezy story, because I like cheez! Oh, and romance, too.

 


Categories: Other Characters: Emmett
Challenges:
Series: Emmett Stories
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 12442
[Report This] Published: April 29, 2010 Updated: May 09, 2010


Reviewer: biddyswife Signed
Date: May 09, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

wow ellen that was wonderful, loved it, u never know it could happen... Hugs clare aka cullenscougar x

Author's Response:

Thanks Clare!

It took a while to get here, but it finally made it! Glad you loved it, I did, too. lol This one's a little more realistic as far as the age difference. I won 3rd place in the Cougars Revolution Contest on ff with it! Lookin forward to more Rob and Ellie!!

Love ya, sweetie, 

Ellen

 
Summary:

Bella's marriage to Jacob Black fell apart in just one night, a night filled with darkness and violence. Now she is on the run to save her and her young sons life, looking for protection in the most unlikely of places...in the arms of Edward Cullen.


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Emily, Esme, Jacob, Jasper, Other Character, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Completed: No Word count: 5941
[Report This] Published: May 09, 2010 Updated: June 12, 2011


Reviewer: biddyswife Signed
Date: June 10, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: And It All Falls Apart

OMG that was brilliant. Bad Jacob. How could he do that to Bella. But at least she was rescued by Edward & Emmett. Can't wait to see what happens next. Please post soon. hugs Clare x

 
Summary:

An alternative to the scene in New Moon that had us all wondering: what exactly was that between Carlisle and Bella as he was stitching her back up again?  One-shot, CxB, as canon as it can be aside from the obvious character pairing.


Categories: New Moon Characters: Bella, Carlisle
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 5460
[Report This] Published: May 30, 2010 Updated: June 04, 2010


Reviewer: biddyswife Signed
Date: June 10, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Wayfarer's Night Song

Wow. I don't know how to feel about this. When I started reading it I could totally understand how Bella was feeling, that showed in New Moon. But when things started to go further I worried about how Edward would feel. I was surprised when Alice didn't call with a vision of what was happening. I felt for Edward, thinking that once they were married he'd know Bella was no longer innocent and question why. But then I thought that he'd be able to tell from Carlisle's thoughts. I was sorry for Esme because she may feel betrayed and she doesn't deserve that. But then, when Bella said that Edward would never make love to her for fear of taking her virginity and how that may cause him to hurt her, I began to understand. Carlisle, the most restrained vampire, would be able to control the bloodlust when taking Bella's virginity. Although it's a bit incestuous, who better to take it than him?

I'm in awe. So beautifully written. Well done.

hugs Clare x



Author's Response:

Thank you for your thoughtful review!!!  I think one reason why so many people feel conflicted about this story is because I tried to keep it as canon as possible...she's with Edward, she loves Edward, why is she having sex with his dad?!?  I'm glad that the motivation behind their actions came through for you...and as he said, they'll never do it again.  Thank you again for reading and reviewing!

P.S. - As I was writing, I imagined Alice being completely preoccupied with Jasper and his actions, and so therefore wouldn't necessarily be concerned with what Carlisle and Bella were up to.  :-)

 
Days Like This by SwimmingBee Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1742]
Summary: Feature

 

24 year old school teacher, Gemma Taylor, is excited. It's officially summer vacation and she and her friends have big plans for a fun girls' night out. She has no idea who she is about to meet and how much her life is going to change...

Will Robert Pattinson be everything she needs? Or will he break her heart?

A huge thank you to the fabulous Christine30974 for the above banner, and to the very talented RainerNight for the beautiful new banner below!

 

 

Days Like This was the winner of the Spring 2011 Faithful Shipper Awards in the categories of...

'Best RPF Story - Actor / Other Character' and 'Best RPF Author'!

Thanks so much to those who voted!


Categories: Other Characters: Robert Pattinson
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 46 Completed: Yes Word count: 332511
[Report This] Published: June 13, 2010 Updated: April 18, 2011


Reviewer: biddyswife Signed
Date: October 06, 2010 Title: Chapter 16: Chapter 16 - Love

Hooray. She fought for him and made him see reason! Good on ya Gem. And was it worth it? Oh yes. Gentle sexy Rob's back! Wow. Lucky girl. Let's hope there's more where that came from....hehehe, of course there is. hugs Clare x



Author's Response:

Hi Clare,

Yep, lucky Gemma was brave enough to fight for Rob and make him see reason! It really was make or break time for them in their relationship... luckily, they fixed things and opened up to each other. Phew! Gentle sexy Rob's definitely back! 

And you're right - of course there's lots more to come!

Thanks so much for reading and reviewing, it's great to hear from you. :)

-SwimmingBee

 




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