What if in the beginning Edward lied to everyone about being in love with Bella? What if originally it actually was all about Bella's scent? And what would happen then if accidentally, much against his will, Edward kind of sort of fell head over heels in love with this not-so-dull human girl?

This is an AU of the Twilight Saga using an entirely different plot as to how, why, and when Edward and Bella fell in love. It offers a different explanation for what was so special about Bella Swan, why Edward vigilantly enforced those physical boundaries, why there's tension between the Cullens and the wolves, and why Edward behaved the way he did not only with Bella but with his family. Expect romance, mystery, angst, and humor. Dark Edward.

Canon Pairings, No BxExJ, OOC.

This story is rated NC-17 because of occasional naughty language, violence (or implied violence) against humans, vampires, werewolves, animals, insects, minding-their-own-business-pajamas, entities, books, coffee tables, leather recliners, bridges, sword ferns, shrubs, rocks, and worst of all....trees. It is also rated NC-17 due to excessive snarkiness by Edward, references to underage drinking, practical jokes and/or enthusiastic tormenting of secondary characters particularly Mike Newton, Jacob Black, and Charles Swan. It also is rated NC-17 due to sexual content.

 Thanks to Mizra for the banners.

Four weeks before her wedding to Edward, Bella is frustrated. She knows there's little-to-no chance of getting him to bend his rules and boundaries now, but there's no harm in fantasizing about what could happen later. So she begins compiling a list of things that she and Edward can do together once they're happily married. She's surprised to find she might be able to cross some things off earlier than she thought...

Story contains mature themes and is not intended for younger readers.

Thanks to Mandi, aka m81170, for the great banner!

Ever wondered why Jasper and Alice are perfect for each other. He calms her down and keeps her grounded. Duh!

But why is Jasper so attracted to Alice?  What does she fulfill in him?

Imagine a world in which Alice cannot see the future and is a human sophmore living on a college campus, attending school.  She has this creepy guy (who is very sexy but sadly wardrobe challenged) who follows her around all day, staring at her, with a look of pain on his face. 

What does Jasper need from Alice that he can't find with another girl?  And, more importantly, what will he and his friends (who are not quite human) do to make sure he ends up with what he needs?

Hint: lots of lemons may be involved.

And Coming Soon:

For just one day every decade the Cullen family opens things up in the bedroom. AU lemon-fest.  Canon and non-canon pairings, but no permanent splitting of canon couples.

This story contains very adult themes and includes F/F slash in earlier chapters and some M/M slash later.

This story earns its NC-17 rating folks!!

A big thank you to DiamondHeart for her guidance (read Moonshadow!), and to my beta, MsKathy!

Follow Alice and Jasper on a much needed vacation after the drama of Breaking Dawn. On their journey they meet a stranger and someone vaguely familiar with keys to Alice's past.

Rated NC-17 for lots of lemons, language and a bit of violence.