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I will be closing my account here on Twilighted. The Unaccompanied Soul will only post on FF'n and my blog after Chapter 20 is posted here. I know it will be a bit of an inconvenience, and I'm sorry for that, but it was a decision I felt right for me. It has nothing to do with the site or administration, they're wonderful, just something I felt I needed to do.


Thank you for the support you've graciously shown me.


 


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Need to Escape by lostluggage Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 5727]
Summary:

 

 

When Robert Pattinson needs to escape the crazy life of stardom- he finds an unlikely ally to see him to safety- a quiet bookshop owner who is secretly infatuated with Twilight, and a certain young British actor.


Categories: Other Characters: Robert Pattinson
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 97 Completed: Yes Word count: 829399
[Report This] Published: September 07, 2009 Updated: September 07, 2012


Reviewer: JMCullen Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: January 17, 2010 Title: Chapter 17: Chapter 17-What You Want

I seriously laughed my fucking ass off at this line.

"Mom. Please. Yes. We're being safe! God. That's just repulsive to hear from you of all people! I'm hanging up now! I love you and I'll call you in a couple of days. I promise!" he said the last with a laugh and clicked his phone shut.

I could imagine him reacting exactly that way if his mother questioned him about being safe sexually. That was hilarious. Well, it seems things are going to change a bit. I can't wait to see how their relationship progresses and how Jen handles the change. I just love this story, bb. Unfortunately, I have to get my ass in bed now, but I'll be reading more tomorrow. Hopefully, I'll be all caught up then, too.

Love ya, girly!



Author's Response:

HAHA! Thanks my dear! yeah..Clare is a riot... Jsut wait till London....poor Jen!

glad i could capture the Rob/Clare moment for you! 

yep..things are changing... the bubble has to be popped sometime...and real life has to make its entrance....

How will they handle it? Is Jen strong enough to deal with the world of Rob? we'll see....

Love you my dear! thanks so much for reading and rating!

MWAH!

steph

 
Reviewer: JMCullen Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: January 18, 2010 Title: Chapter 18: Chapter 18- Time to Face the Music

Okay, it must be said. I DO NOT LIKE NICK!!! I just have this odd feeling he's gonna be a total dick in this story. Lol.

But the schmexing. Oh God, the schmexing. You really are trying to kill me, woman. But I do think the piana sex DIED me. Yep, I sure do. Lol.

Mwah!



Author's Response:

Hehehe...Yeah...Nick plays a bigger than secondary role in this fic....mmhmmm...

oh I am glad you likey the schmexing... piano+ rob....there's gotta be schmexing....

love u dear!

thanks for reading tonight!

mwah

steph

 
Reviewer: JMCullen Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: January 18, 2010 Title: Chapter 19: Chapter 19-The Last Day

This chappy was really touching to me. You could see how hard it is for both of them, knowing they don't have much time left together before Rob has to leave. I think I may shed some tears when that happens. I love that the fans he met weren't obsessive. He deserves more encounters like those. This was a fantastic chappy, bb.

Love ya!



Author's Response:

THANKS MY DEAR... SORRY... ALL CAPS  FASTER AND I AM FORUMING LIEK A MAD GIRL... 

yeah... so little time.. and the fans... they are out there... p.s. jess (the bouncy one- is a compilation of the 8 friends i know as jess...cough cough)

yeah...tears may be shed when he leaves for sure...

thanks babe... see you on the next one... get the tissues handy, k?

mwah!

steph

 
Reviewer: JMCullen Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: January 18, 2010 Title: Chapter 20: Chapter 20-So Little Time

Okay this whole portion had me cracking up so much.

 

No! Not the precious!

I struggled on top of him as he moved the tattering magazine from hand to hand, until finally I had a grasp of it...

Rrrrriiiiiiipppp.....

My gasp echoed in the room. I looked down at Rob, his eyes widening as he took in my terrified expression.

"Ooops," came his meek response.

I looked at my now-halved magazine of Rob Porn. It hung limply in Rob's fingertips as he shook under me from his silent laughter. His eyes watched me as I processed the end of my magazine. My lips quivered, but not from being necessarily upset.

I was teetering on the edge of hysteria. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

My magazine was in ruins.

Robert Pattinson lay under me in a compromising position.

In my bed.

And he had torn my precious.

 

I'm still laughing as I read that over. But the part where Rob cried...OMG, my heart broke for him. I hate that they're going to be separated. And, of course, before that point, the sexing died me. You do write some fuckhawt lemons, girly. Love this story and love you, too!



Author's Response:

NOT THE PRECIOUS!

hehe. loved that part.. iswear with you reading these chapters, I'm going back to re read... oh my lord...

and yeah...rob crying... poor guy... how are they gonna deal?

thanks for the lemons... i try my best... glad you like them! hehehehe

love you more!

MWAH!

steph

 
Reviewer: JMCullen Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: January 18, 2010 Title: Chapter 21: Chapter 21-Goodbyes

It's official, I hate Nick in this story. I seriously do. I was literally scooting closer to the  computer as I read the ending. Rob never called. I was like, WTF. But I have faith. I have faith, bb.

*hits the next button to head to the next chapter, repeating the "I have faith." mantra*



Author's Response:

oh i heart you... do you have the tissues?

keep up with your mantra... you know i won't steer these two wrong....

thanks hun. loveyou.

mwah!

steph

 
Reviewer: JMCullen Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: January 18, 2010 Title: Chapter 22: Chapter 22-Alone

Oh. My. God!!!!!   What the mother fuck???? I don't even know what to say right now! Please, say that was Nick on his phone. Rob loves her, he wouldn't do that. I can't  really believe that he would do that to her. Poor Jen!!! Gah! I'm like...WTF right now. I have to have faith that wasn't him. I'm angry and so sad for Jen right now, but you know I still love you, bb.

*taking in deep breaths while clicking the next button*

 



Author's Response:

how did i skip this one?!

the big chapter!? oh my dear... i know... Jen is in a bad way right now...

and Rob's phone... we'll see....

love you so much for reading this so late... there's a light... trust me...

thanks for the R&R,bb!

MWAH!

steph

 
Reviewer: JMCullen Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: January 18, 2010 Title: Chapter 23: Chapter 23-Rescue Me

I just adore Lizzy. Thank God for her finding Jen and telling her what the ass munch Nick did. Gah! Someone needs to cut his balls off and shove them up his ass. That may seem a bit harsh, but I'm thinking not so much. Lol. I can't wait until she meets Rob's family and is reunited with him. I just love this!!!

Mwah!



Author's Response:

I adore Lizzy! really this story has made me love them all... can they just adopt me?

oh... you are not wrong about Nick... seriously I think i need to set up a security detail fro RL Nick... in case any of us actually met him. the poor guy will get the animosity dy association i think! LOL!

a little Jen time before the reunion... but you get the luxury of not having to wait for the updates!YAY!

see there is reason for waiting... can you imagine having had to wait for this chapter to update?! 

Love you girly! 

thanks for the R&R!

mwah!

steph

 
Reviewer: JMCullen Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: January 19, 2010 Title: Chapter 28: Chapter 28- An Evening at the Pattinson's

First, I'm all caught up, bb. Woohoo!!! *happy dance*

Second, this entire chapter made me literally smile. Yes, again, there were those fuckhawt lemons, but I just absolutely love Rob and Jen together. The way they love each other, it's so real and true. It makes your heart happy. Gah! I can't wait for the update.

Lastly, thank you for the shoutout, bb. I appreciate that more than you know. Lots and lots of love to you!!! Mwah!

P.S. I think they need a long standing charge account at La Perla. I'm just saying. ;)



Author's Response:

YAY!!!!! you're all caught up!!!!!!! I am SO PROUD of you for barreling thru those! cuz i am a wordy ass bitch who can't get her damn chappy's below 5k! you are amazing!

sigh... I am so glad you are liking ROBJEN! and that it makes your heart happy... its what we need, isn't it! yea! 

and the shoutout is nothin... you guys rock my world!

yeah... I wonder if Nick's account is good at the London La perla...

welll..rob DOES need to get her something for Christmas.....hehehee....

thanks my dearest friend! for reading, for reveiwing, for rating , and for being there for me...i truly love you!

MWAH to infinity!

steph

 
Reviewer: JMCullen Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: January 22, 2010 Title: Chapter 29: Chapter 29-Time for the Talk

Gah! Angry Rob and naughty garage sex just does something to me. I'll save that discussion for a later date. Lol.

I agree with Jen. Though I'd love to see Nick fired, it may not be the wisest move for Rob's career. It's definitely something he should think about. He can still be tortured without being fired. ;)

You already know how much I love the Pattinsons, but I have to say it again. I love the Pattinsons. Gah! I just wanna hug them. Hehehe.

And then you had to go and leave that evil cliffy. Because I'm now wondering what hiding places he knows about, too, and what WILL happen in those hiding places. *THUD*

Mwah!



Author's Response:

LMAO! glad you enjoyed it!

glad you see Jen's side about Nick... i know it is not necessarily the popular one.. but he can definitely be tortured in the mean time...

hahaha...evil cliffy... I just couldn't bring my myself to throw a 25k chapter at my beta.... this is an important day... i really needed the extra chapter for outdoor fun after all! I wonder if Rob has an aversion to tall shrubbery after GOF? hehehe

thanks for the review and rating my dearest! it means so much!

MWAH!

steph

 
Reviewer: JMCullen Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: January 29, 2010 Title: Chapter 30: Chapter 30- O Christmas Tree

Okay, you had me cracking the fuck up through this chapter. I laughed out loud at this...

I must have made a noise, because Liz and Victoria both looked over at us, slightly alarmed. I could feel Rob chuckling silently into my shoulder.

Shit!


Please tell me I kept that to myself!


I was having a really hard time keeping the filter in place with Rob's hands on me.


"Jen? Did you just....growl?" Liz said, her voice ringing with laughter.

 

Then this had me cracking up too...

"I just needed to get you away from my randy little brother before you burst into flames is all," she said sweetly. She glanced over my shoulder, and I followed her gaze to where Rob stood checking out nutcrackers.


Really, Rob? Nutcrackers?

You give me some major funny, then you top it off with naughty. But you know I love that, right? LOL. And I have to say, I REALLY love the way Rob's family has taken to Jen. They are so accepting of her, and I think that's wonderful. They see just how much she loves Rob, how happy she makes him, and how important she is to him. I think it's amazing that she's experiencing what it's like to be part of a family, considering she's never really had that. And can I say, her brother seems like an ass. He really does. To blame her for her mother getting sick and dying, that's just cruel and rather immature. But I'm so happy she has Rob and his family now. I realize that it all may seem overwhelming to her at times, but she's adjusting well, and she really does deserve to happy.



Author's Response:

Thanks Jess!

I try to balance the hot schmexing/angsty sadness with a bit of humor... hahaha... gotta have some funny in our lives right?

Yeah. Jen needs family, and how wonderful that the PATTI Clan can provide that. I am so excited to get us to Christmas! For her to experience that family experience... 

And her brother has serious issues.... I will be bringing him into the story more eventually... We'' see who you guys hate more, Nick or Robbie (I have to make the Rob distinction somehow...LOL!)

thanks my dearest. You following along with my story means so much to me. I can't thank you enough for supporting me!

Love you!

MWAH! 

steph

 
Reviewer: JMCullen Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: September 22, 2010 Title: Chapter 38: Chapter 38-Twas the Night Before Christmas

Hey, girly. Long time no talk. I'm so effing behind on this story and a lot of others, but I will get caught up. Between writing, my blogs and some not so great stuff happening in RL, it's made time scarce for me.

Just thought I'd come show some love and let you know I haven't abandoned NTE. Your Rob warms my bitchy heart. Lol.

By the way, I smiled reading the name Monica in this chapter. That's my mom's name.

Mwah!



Author's Response:

Hey my dearest! i soo understand. i have had to hide away for the most part, i am missing so many stories, and RL is so crazy right now. I hear ya! 

so glad to see you! and no worries. *rolls eye* bitchy heart my crazy ass.... but i am glad you like my Rob. *smiles*

I've missed you, missed our chats, missed your words. Hope all is well. and i am glad i could make you smile! :)

thanks my dear!

MWAH!

steph

 
Reviewer: JMCullen Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: February 08, 2010 Title: Chapter 31: Chapter 31-Opening up and Letting Go

Hey, girly. I'm back to reading. Lol. Absolutely lmao at this..

"So," Liz said calmly. "Nice nap?"

Her voice dripped with sarcasm.

I opened my mouth to answer, but Rob beat me to the punch.

"Once we finished having some incredible hot sex, yes we did. Thank you," he said it with such poise, holding his water glass in his hand and with the smuggest smirk gracing his face, the sisters were left speechless.

I loved the Christmas tree decorating, my heart ached for Jen while she looked at the decoration of Rob. I wonder how she's going to approach the subject of her having babies.

Great Job, girly.

Mwah!



Author's Response:

hahaha! 

thanks! it's all about that balance thing... get them laughing and then WHAMMO! something heartbreaking.... 

glad you liked it my dear. yes the baby thing is going to be a running theme here....like they don't have enough to deal with....

love ya girly!

thanks for the R&R!

MWAH!

steph

 
Reviewer: JMCullen Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: February 08, 2010 Title: Chapter 32: Chapter 32-Girls Day Out

The whole boxer briefs scene with Rob and Liz was priceless. I was snickering a bit too loud, and may have woke up my daughter. Lol. And then the whole talk with Clare had me cracking up. I'm all filterless and shit, but I'm not too sure I'd be keen on talking to Mrs. Pattinson about the naughty things I've done or would like to do with her son. LMAO. Loved the whole girls day out and the Christmas gifts. Gah! I just adore this story.

Love ya!



Author's Response:

and from what i have seen of his shopping extravaganza this past weekend... he likes those black boxers very much....hahaha!

poor Jen... she has to put up with so much from his family... but they mean it in a good way...

Can't wait for Christmas morning! 

so glad you are liking it my dear!

thanks for the R&R!

love you more!

steph

 
Reviewer: JMCullen Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: February 08, 2010 Title: Chapter 33: Chapter 33- A Night out in London

Seriously, I think you were trying to kill me with all the schmexing and taunting in this chapter. But really, I was happy that Rob finally got his own place, and it warmed my heart that he called it his and Jen's place. And a huge ass fistpump to Jen for punching the fucktard. Gotta love a girl with brass. Lol.

Mwah!



Author's Response:

haha! thanks my dear!

I live to torment you! LOL!

sigh to his own place... he is so ready for it to be them forever, isn't he? 

and Jen... little firecracker... look out asstards.... she's got her fists ready for you!

love you deary! thanks so much for reading!

MWAH!

steph

 
Reviewer: JMCullen Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: February 09, 2010 Title: Chapter 34: Chapter 34-Surprise

I really enjoyed this, girly. I think it was a bit of a progression chapter. I loved that. I mean, here Jen knows she wants to spend her life with him, but the idea of his home being theirs, well, that was a tad shocking for her. She goes from adjusting as an "I" to an "us". It's not the easiest thing to do, but they sat down and discussed it instead of hiding from one another. They've grown so much together.

I did tear up a bit during the bedroom scene. I can't imagine how hard it was for Jen to see the little boy decor, but her reaction in wanting to help Rob paint it only proved how spiritually strong she is. She's survived so much loss, and these things happened to her, yet she's there comforting Rob. That shows how unselfish she is.

And top it off with a trip to Liverpool. Gah! That Rob sure knows how to be the charmer. He definitely made me swoon. Lol.

Great as always, bb. Lots and lots of love your way!!!!



Author's Response:

thanks girly! definite progression.. thay have so much to work thru and in such a short time...

she tries to be unselfish...she has had to deal with so much and to put on a brave face is how she tries to deal best... but how much can one girl take? haha... she has a lot to deal with that is for sure. and how lucky is she that Rob cares so much.

hehehe..Liverpool! yea! he is a sweet heart, isn't he?

thanks my dearest! MWAH!

steph

 
Reviewer: JMCullen Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: February 17, 2010 Title: Chapter 35: Chapter 35-All You Need Is Love

Hey, girly, I'm baaack. That sounds like some god awful parody of a movie, doesn't it? Ah well, I'm seriously tired, like dead on me feet. Lol. You'll have to forgive the lack of intelligence in this review. The coffee is sooo not kicking in yet.

Anyway, I absolutely LOVED this chapter. It just warmed my heart. I admit it, Rob had me majorly swooning in this chapter. But again, that's not highly irregular for him, heh?

And Jen embracing the fact that they could be exposed and it not mattering, I was actually fistpumping. I was so proud of her. But I think her strength sorta bounced off and entered him. It was a nice change from how he normally reverts into himself. I loved that!

Absolutely loved the chappy! But before I can move onto the next one, I need more coffee, energy pills, duct tape to hold my eyelids open....you get me? Lol.

Loved this, love you!

Mwah!



Author's Response:

thanks my dearest!

yeah...they are balancing off one another aren't they? when one meeds strength the other picks up...

Jen is learning...and realizes Rob needs that support i think. what will really happen when they come face to face with the publicity beast? we'll see!

thanks my dearest! feeling like crap today- coming down with the plague and no amount of coffee is helping... gah!

so i feel ya!

thanks my dear!

MWAH!

steph

 
Reviewer: JMCullen Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: February 22, 2010 Title: Chapter 36: Chapter 36-Love Is

This chapter was just full of sweetness and some shmexy. LOL.  I have to say, though, I really loved Sophy. It's nice to see fans that aren't obsessive. We aren't all like that, and those that are tend to paint us 'normals' pretty badly too. It's sad, but it happens all the same.

And what Rob wrote to her,  it made my pervy heart just melt into a puddle of goo.

His pseudonym had me laughing. I could see him using that, or something rather hysterical. So, I know I say this a lot, but I just adore this story to bits!

Mwah!

Love ya, girly!



Author's Response:

Hi My Dear!

thanks!

Sophy definitely represents all of us "normals" in his life. A character near and dear to my heart. so it makes me so happy that so many can relate and feel something special with her. 

and yes. We all get labeled as the crazy psycho fans, so to be able to provide a little reality check to Rob can only help ROBJENs relationship as they prepare to surface.

i can totally see Rob writing something sweet and genuine like that to her as well.

hahaha! I am sure he comes up with some winners for the pseudonyms. I am sure Nick puts in his fair share too.

thanks my dear so much for reading!

MWAH!

love you more!

steph

 
Reviewer: JMCullen Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: March 01, 2010 Title: Chapter 37: Chapter 37-Home Again

I'm like really sick, bb, so my review is gonna suck ass. Lol. I just wanna tell you how much I love this story, how much I love Rob and Jen together, and how much I love you for writing this and sharing it with all us readers.

P.S. Thanks for the rec, bb. I appreciate it.

Mwah!

Love you!



Author's Response:

awww. I hope you get better soon , bb. thanks for reading.. i love you more!

always gonna rec you ! love your stories so much! 

i am a little out of my element right now too... waht is it about us poor writers and cycling and getting sick together?! it's like we are all linked!

get better love, MWAH!

thanks!

steph

 
Summary:

banner by 4lettrwrd

 

 

As a photographer, many beautiful things cross Bella's path, but none so captivating as him. Despite all her efforts to distance herself, they just keep getting closer & their attraction grows. One afternoon in her darkroom changes everything.

Originally written for the For the Love of Jasper o/s contest - Received Host's Mention for "Best Use of Edward" *gigglesnort

 


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Jasper
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Completed: Yes Word count: 54613
[Report This] Published: September 23, 2009 Updated: December 20, 2009


Reviewer: JMCullen Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: November 20, 2009 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5

I can't really comment other than, HOLY FUCK!!! That was hawt. I just started reading this, and I love it. You're doing amazing with the story! Keep it coming...literally. ;)



Author's Response:

Thanks so much!  This will be a short story - only 8 chapters. it's already written, so I'm just waiting on my betas to catch up with me  =)  I appreciate the love for the story  =)

 
Reviewer: JMCullen Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: December 10, 2009 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7

I've thoroughly enjoyed this story, and the lemon...WOW! Very well done!



Author's Response:

Why thank you  =)  I am quite proud of my little lemon!  Thanks for reading  <3

 
Reviewer: JMCullen Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: December 15, 2009 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8

That was a great ending. I've really enjoyed this story through it's entirety, and I was happy to see that all of them ended up with their HEA's. Great job!



Author's Response:

Thank you so much for reading and for the sweet compliment.  As angsty as some of it was, I really enjoyed writing this story and creating the chemistry between all the characters.  xo

 
Summary:

Robert Pattinson and his sister Lizzy get into a car crash. After 3 weeks in a coma, Robert wakes up and has to relearn his simple daily routine and cope with the traumatic experience.

 

 

 

Thanks to lanatic for the banner


Categories: Other Characters: Robert Pattinson
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 24 Completed: Yes Word count: 56496
[Report This] Published: September 28, 2009 Updated: June 26, 2010


Reviewer: JMCullen Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: November 30, 2009 Title: Chapter 11: Chapter 11

Poor Rob. For him to think he's responsible for the accident and the death of two people, it's heartbreaking. But seeing him awake, and the fact that he recollected Samantha's name, well, that just made it better somehow.

 



Author's Response:

Somehow, I felt it necessary for Rob to feel guilty, becasue a lot of people have that guilt and frustration after waking up. It was very heartbreaking for me to add in there, so don't hurt me!! *Hides in corner* lol. So, that it why I brought Samantha up in this chapter. It was going to be later in the story, but I figured I'd make you all a little happier! hehe.

Thanks for reading!

 
Reviewer: JMCullen Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: November 18, 2009 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9

Eeeeeeeeeep! Okay, seriously doing the happy dance right now. That is all I can really say, other than you've made me a happy girl. Lol



Author's Response:

Lmao. I'm glad you are happy! This chapter was very happy for me to write! Thanks for reading and reviewing!!

 
Reviewer: JMCullen Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: November 24, 2009 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10

Wow, girly. You DID do your homework, and it certainly paid off. I enjoyed this chapter, and I'm so damn happy to see Rob awake, but sad that he can't remember what happened.

Good Job!



Author's Response:

Lol. yes, I did so much homework. And I'm glad you enjoyed it! I feel so much happier in my everyday life knowing that he is awake and I can finally write his POV. lol. Sounds silly, but it is definitely a weight lifted off my shoulders ;]  And don't worry too much about him, things change over time. It's still early for him to be thinking straight. Thanks for the review!!!

 
Reviewer: JMCullen Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: October 20, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Okay, sweetie pie. Seeing as you have been an amazing reviewer for my stories, I couldn't pass up the chance to read yours. I must say, it's damn good. I can't wait to see what happens next.



Author's Response:

Thanks so much! That really means a lot coming from you!

 




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